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Postby The X on Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:30 pm

melo15boy....here's what you do....tell her about NLSC, show her your dynasty & you're in (Y)

in all seriousness, all I did when I was that age was play sports & computer games....
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Postby SkipToMy_Lou on Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:32 pm

The X wrote:melo15boy....here's what you do....tell her about NLSC, show her your dynasty & you're in (Y)

in all seriousness, all I did when I was that age was play sports & computer games....


He's in seventh grade mate, that's when it all gets 'different' for boys...haha

Although I don't remember paying too much attention to a girl if she just said thank you to me and gave me a pencil :?

Although we did have some slutters at my school in Year 7 so the girls may have been more forward with their feelings, relationships lasted like 3 days (well at...least mine anyway)
Play the game, win the fight!
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Postby koberulz on Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:48 pm

Andrew wrote:
koberulz wrote:why does it say OT in brackets at the end of the heading? this is, after all, the off-topic section.


I'm guessing it was moved at some point. I wasn't online when the thread was started so one of the mods could probably confirm or correct me on that.


then why wasnt it posted here to begin with? if you're going to mark it off-topic...put it in the off topic section. sure, people post in the wrong spot all the time, but they never mark it as off-topic.
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Postby J@3 on Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:50 pm

Alot of idiots do it. It's because at some other forums they don't mind if you just post anything anywhere, as long as it has "OT" in it.
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Postby melo15boy on Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:53 pm

Jae wrote:I know the girl you're talking about.


who???!!!
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Postby -BHZMAFIA- on Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:56 pm

melo15boy wrote:
Jae wrote:I know the girl you're talking about.


who???!!!


:lol:
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Postby J@3 on Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:01 pm

melo15boy wrote:
Jae wrote:I know the girl you're talking about.


who???!!!


She's got short hair... and some disease. Man what's it called, starts with a D or something?
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Postby koberulz on Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:47 pm

BHMMAFIA wrote:
melo15boy wrote:
Jae wrote:I know the girl you're talking about.


who???!!!


:lol:


"but wait folks, IT GETS BETTER...."
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Postby Jackal on Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:10 am

I didn't really read the thread & I haven't seen the other replies, but when it comes to girl related advice, my advice is always the best. You get what you're looking for and you don't have the hassle of having to break up with her. There is always that slight chance you might end up in jail, but as I said, slight chance, so here goes...

Rape that bitch.
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Postby trecenters on Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:51 am

Man I was terrified to ask my first girl out. Really man you need to just ask and when you ask her look her in the eyes.

Don't do anything extra to try and impress her like "acting cool" what you think is cool will probably seem immature to her. I hate to say it but most girls do mature faster then guys. That was always peoples problem in 8th grade.

You eather need to not hesitate and ask her out or you need to talk to her let her know who you are and then ask her. Also man flirt a little more with her. Comment her on how she looks today. Don't comment on her clothes. Comment on G Rated part of her body like her hair her eyes her smile... Don't go for the legs breasts or ass yet LOL. After awhile Smell her hair and say "dang your hair smells good" or something like that.

When you talk to her mostly ask questions keep the talk about your self to a minimum untill she asks about something.

Of course she has been flirting with you. You just have to let her know you are ready to be flirted with. So flirt back with her just don't get flirting and being mean or annoyiing mixed up.

The main thing don't be shy. I made that mistake all through grade school with the girls I liked. You need to do what you can while you can or you will look back and wish you would have asked her out or asked her out sooner...

Believe me man I am 25 years old and I still think about some of the girls I wanted to get with in grade school. Especially when I see certain ones with thier husband and kids and the husband being someone who probably isn't as good to her as you would have been.


Also man be good to a woman untill she gives you a reason not to be. This whole "pimp" "slap a bitch" stuff isn't even real. If you ever seen anything on real pimps they treat thier women good. 90% of the time.

I don't know what else to tell you. I just wish I had the internet and people to tell me the right thing to do when I was your age...

If you need to know anything just post it and don't worry what anyone says because they wasn't born with what they know. They all had to learn everything they know from someone else. If anyone ever makes fun of ya for anything its because they couldn't even get a woman.

hope this helped
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Postby trecenters on Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:53 am

I have read what most of theese guys have told you to do and they are eather tryen to mess you up or they got no idea what to do thier self.

Ofcourse some are joken and don't realise that you may take something serious.


Use your head man...
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Postby Cloudy on Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:07 am

Man I can't believe this topic is on the 3rd page!!!
Anyway, just you know... ask her friends. Easy :twisted:
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Postby Riot on Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:33 am

Colin wrote:You know what makes a thread less-Hardwodd-Classics worthy? Asking in the very same thread if it is worthy.

I think it's silly.


I wanted to get in on the thread and I had no comments to make. Sue me.
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Postby Jing on Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:01 am

koberulz wrote:
BHMMAFIA wrote:
melo15boy wrote:
Jae wrote:I know the girl you're talking about.


who???!!!


:lol:


"but wait folks, IT GETS BETTER...."


wow... melo... of course jae is joking, but thats hilarious.
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Postby Jackal on Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:25 am

Use your head man...

Glad to hear you support me on this one dude, as he said Melo, use your head. Rape that bitch. :bday:
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Postby Malfa on Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:40 am

Are you sure your not gay??
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Postby Sac-1 on Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:56 am

#12 wrote:ahhhhhh grade 7..........its an illusion. I know those kind of people......she is just being herself, she does not want to f*** you or be your boyfriend.

sounds like you are the class clown who gets picked on by everyone


Malfa wrote:Are you sure your not gay??


Thats what I thought when #12 posted.
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Postby Ruff Ryder on Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:30 am

Jackal wrote:I didn't really read the thread & I haven't seen the other replies, but when it comes to girl related advice, my advice is always the best.

I think I spoke for you in the first page. :wink:
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Postby melo15boy on Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:34 am

Jae wrote:
melo15boy wrote:
Jae wrote:I know the girl you're talking about.


who???!!!


She's got short hair... and some disease. Man what's it called, starts with a D or something?


ok yeah u r rite and wat's her name?
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Postby Cable on Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:56 am

melo15boy wrote:1. she got diabetes
2.she got short hair


:lol: Nice Jae.
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Postby Mazzocchi on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:00 am

melo15boy wrote:
Jae wrote:
melo15boy wrote:
Jae wrote:I know the girl you're talking about.


who???!!!


She's got short hair... and some disease. Man what's it called, starts with a D or something?


ok yeah u r rite and wat's her name?

wait, I know this bitch >_<
Her name starts with a letter, S i think. or maybe a C.
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Postby melo15boy on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:06 am

no K
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Postby The GOAT on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:26 am

it's.....Karly! wat now bitch :cool:
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Postby melo15boy on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:28 am

uhhhh... no
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Postby Jackal on Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:28 am

Ruff, I read your inputs, and though they made me laugh, I still like the rape advice best as of now.

Maybe we need to see a picture of this girl before we can give you any better advice.
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