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Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:24 am

got some what?

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:25 am

dude...im in 8th youre just really bad at this.


do NOT ask her out online, and unless you consantly flirt with her when you talk to her online it probably wouldnt be a good idea to talk too much online either. You'll end up just a friend.

EDIT: got some what? I give up.

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:26 am

i say stick your penis in her vagina while she isn't looking.

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:26 am

melo15boy wrote:got some what?

pu-na-ni

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:27 am

why should i do dat when i could just ask her 4 a look

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:29 am

I dont understand?

Your saying:

Why should you stick your penis in her vagina if you could just aske her and simply look at it?

Is that it?

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:29 am

youre not taking these people seriously are you?

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:30 am

dadamafia wrote:I dont understand?

Your saying:

Why should you stick your penis in her vagina if you could just aske her and simply look at it?

Is that it?


yes exactly

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:30 am

Damn. This idiot gets more girls than me. :(

Toughen up, go slap her or something. Best thing you can do is pass her an 'I <3 u' not right in front of the teacher. It works in the movies. :P

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:31 am

The G.O.A.T. wrote:youre not taking these people seriously are you?
oops...i thought they were 4 real.

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:35 am

Dude, talk to her in person. It's always better than online...

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:40 am

melo15boy wrote:
The G.O.A.T. wrote:youre not taking these people seriously are you?
oops...i thought they were 4 real.

I'm dead serious. About the first part, not the second. Dude, just talk to her, like Mike said, what's the worst that can happen?

Jackal, don't answer that.

Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:00 pm

Maybe just give her some candy

maybe some smarties and sweet tarts from WAAAANNKKAAA (Y)

Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:05 pm

wow this is a great thread (Y) :mrgreen:

just do the same she does to you!!!!!
take her to a movie, who cares if ur like 5

Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:33 pm

good advice do what she does 2 me :)

Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:49 pm

Im in 8th Grade and these skanks iz (N)...giving oral in the staircase.

Well if she shows her skirt at grade 5 not difficult to see the future, so just slip her a bill and an adress to your house (Y) memba if ya gonna do it...remmba to double...scratch dat, triple the condoms, ~1~

Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:51 pm

:o I have no idea what kind of school you go to.

Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:58 pm

Cable Guy wrote::o I have no idea what kind of school you go to.


Its NY so wut do you expect, Principle talking about watch out for aids :shock: gud thing its my final yr.

Back to sub. seriously melo just go in and do wut ya gotta do, dont talk to her as a crush talk to her as a friend almost best friend (to make her confortable with you) then once you lure her go for the question, gud luck.

Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:00 pm

I'm going to leave this now. I obviously have no idea what goes on in NY, so my advice isn't going to help. Except the slap.

Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:02 pm

maybe some smarties and sweet tarts from WAAAANNKKAAA


:lol:

Like everybody else has said, talk to her and and just say "Hi, my name is Melo and can I be your boyfriend?"

But for real, if you just talk to her normally and ask her out, I'm 99.9% sure you will get her unless your just real geeky looking :lol:

Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:23 pm

is his real name really melo? if it is, dress up like carmelo anthony and since you said you hit puberty, talk like him lol. btw, TBD, you made me fall out of my chair with that quote on the first page :lol: . Led Zeppelin, your quote did also :lol:

Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:27 pm

ask her to "hai2u" you.

works every time

Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:41 pm

I have no idea what hai2u was, I searched it on Google, and i have to say Mazzlowcchi™, you are one sick mothafu**er.

Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:07 pm

hipn wrote:I have no idea what hai2u was, I searched it on Google, and i have to say Mazzlowcchi™, you are one sick mothafu**er.


lol grow up hipn, just another part of sex. doesnt mean if you have sex you have to do it, just that some people choose to.

Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:07 pm

hai2u, i dont wanna go on that site, disgusting

I read this thread at school and all I've got to say is, go get that punani. I remember at your age, girls were sooooo easy to get. Nowadays, they all open their pussys to the older guys while I have to chase after the young punani (N)

Shocking.
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