Attention ballas.
Who? Don't disrespect, use our individual online usernames.
How would you like to take control of your own player in a fun
I wouldn't, my own player likes to play with himself.
a fun, competitive basketball league?
Aren't you a bit of a biased source? Why should I believe you when you say it's fun & competitive? Maybe I don't want fun, maybe I am a sore loser & want to pwn the whole league. Why don't you say it's boring & uncompetitive? Is it too negative? Or is it because it's black? You tell me.
Nows your chance.
To do? Play with myself?
In the IHSL you can create your own player
How do I pronounce that? eh he es el?
you can create your own player
Will he play with himself?
get drafted by a team
Will they play with him?
and build your player into an all star
All Star in playing with himself?
while interacting with other league members
Can they play with me also?
participating in weekly contests
So we're going to tabulate how many liters of cum we spew out?
Improve your player through a variety of weekly updates
You mean lotions & oils?
such as articles, magazine covers, graphics, player cards
I can't play with myself using those things. Well, I'm lying, I could use the articles to cum on, I could look at boobies on the magazine covers, no use for graphics & I could jack off to player cards.
and more
Lotions & oils? Please?
out the site for more information:
I clicked it, but I didn't see porn anywhere. Traitor.
I PM'ed you, IM'ed you & sent you an e-mail with the following questions:
- Will you play with me?
- Can I play with you?
- Can we use lotions & oils?
- Have you ever taken a shit on someones face? I really enjoy that. Please consider.
Kisses & hugs. XOXOXOXOXO!
Enjoy.
(I'm just tired of these online leagues + I forgot to buy a life at the general store.)