2005: Year in Review

[koberulz↑↓]

well, since stevan has disappeared/not done this thread yet, and im bored stiff, i thought i'd pick up with the NLSC's year in review thread for 2005.

Last year was the presentation of the inaugural(sp?) Frank Castle award, presented to Homer. This year i havent got a trophy, but i will present the award. i think no-one will dispute it going to dsmbballman, for his ultra-moronic posts, mostly in the NBA Live 06 section.

In a topic about adding WNBA to the game:

women are like babies

On the roster cutoff date:

later it was tomorrow

On the boxscore only being available for the previous two days in Dynasty Mode and Season mode:

the boxscore isnt free?

In a create-a-player topic:

the headband is forty

The first post in a new topic:

is anybody true?

dsmbballman at his best:

Earl Boykins has flashy height

He made a Hardwood Classics appearance for this one:

do you guys know if its gunna shock or freeze


thanks

Congratulations dsmbballman, and its a pity ure banned so u cant pick up this award. Then again, at least our sanity is safe.

And now on to the best posts of 2005:

Riot explaining is wiping method after taking a crap:

I stand up and spread my cheeks out and look into the mirror to see where I have to aim and stuff.

Wormy10, a few posts later:

Anyone ever masterbate and poop at the same time?

EDIT: Why did I just ask that

Riot reveals he doesnt wash his hands after taking a piss, since he doesnt touch the urine, theres no point. FendeR' replies that he touching his smelly two inch dick. Riot replies:

A. It's not 2 inches
B. It doesn't smell, I put some deordorant on it
C. Sometimes you don't even have to touch it. Like when you have a boner you just stand back a few feet and just push.

Riot again, same thread:

I piss in the shower.

Number Twenty Five:

I love pissing in the shower, good feeling

And I don't miss

Quick reply from D-Weaver:

How can one miss, when pissing in the shower?

Jowe posts that he heard the in Arab countries thumbs up means fuck you. Jae's reply:

Everything in Arab countries means "fuck you". That's why they're so angry all the time.

Jackal in an iPod thread:

Fuck staying on topic, we've got enough IPod threads that you felt you needed to create another one. In fact this could be locked and all Ipod talk can be kept in one thread. Ofcourse, you can't do that since it's your thread.

Let's get back offtopic since that's more fun than talking about rich little kids' gadgets.

One of the burns of the week in Jae's weekly section, deserves to be one of the burns of the year:

how can i delete things i posted by mistake?

hehe thats almost exactly the same thing your parents said.

Matt on the NLSC:

what the hell. The NLSC has some kind of virus/glitch. Every time a retard boycotts, another retard of equal or superior strength appears straight after....some freaky shit.

Classic Jae:

Anyone else get the feeling that the "wisdom" in "wisdom_kid" was supposed to be silent?

Jae again:

This is spam, any thread that promotes the posting of COOLmac will be locked without question.

And again:

i'm 0.000000031% croatian.........

and 99.99999999969% idiot.

Jae after ign referred to josh smith as j-smooth:

Lol oh no, they spelt the word "Smooth" correctly! Someone shoot that white man!

Ataraxia, when Fitzy asks how to become a mod:

You put your left brain in you put your right brain out, then you do the hokey pokey and shake it all around and thats what its all about.

Damn I could never remember the lyrics of that song.

COOLmac pwns himself:

all ex-boyfriends are idiots.........
no wait.........i am also an ex boyfriend to my ex girlfriends........now thats a shame

PiksS in the "Girlish Guilty Pleasures" thread:

*i like to sit that my legs are crossed....dunno why...mybe cuz my balls are pushing together and teh feeling and stuff...

wisdom_kid proving that the wisdom should be silent:

As a muslim its wrong to kill a spider, so i jus flush them down the toilet.

Jae doesnt only pwn people on forums:

In England I was standing in the hallway waiting to go to class. I was chewing chewing gum and this male teacher comes upto me and screams "YOU! YOU'RE CHEWING AREN'T! YOU!" and I kinda looked at him like and he goes "GET IT OUT!!!" so I just took it out of my mouth, so he says "NOW PUT IT SOMEWHERE!" so I put it back in my mouth. At this point he was turning red, so he looks at me and goes "YOU'RE A DISGRACE! TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN FOR CHRIST SAKES!!!!" and I said "Mate you're not really in a position to be giving me fashion tips, since you're the one wearing the pink shirt you little fag" anyways he almost exploded and he got up really close to me , so I kinda stood over him (he was about 5'6, so I really had no choice) and he walked off.

Later on I went to my roll call class and the teacher's like "Mr Cancerhead (can't remember his name) has just filed a behavioural report against you for chewing gum, school uniform violation, violent behaviour (???) and attempting to intimidate" and I said "Attempting? That little prick was shitting himself"... I got a laugh out of the teacher, she was pretty cool, but I enevitebly got kicked out of that school

And finally, Andrew locks dsmbballman's shock or freeze thread:

I'm going to lock this thread, which will essentially freeze the discussion. I don't think that will come as a shock.

this took almost all day, holy crap. well, thats it for 2005!

[Jugs↑↓]

Holy crap, that took all day?

Good job, i'm glad I made it with not being able to miss in the shower

[Jackal↑↓]

Hehe, nice effort, reading some of those things did give me a good laugh. Really, kudos for making the effort.

[J@3↑↓]

Yeah absolutely, you did a really good job It's a shame dsmbballman had the attention span of a goldfish being fed crack, if his posts were longer they would've been funnier I reckon.

[Cloudy↑↓]

Thanks for makin' me laugh.

[Drex↑↓]

Nice, man Great effort

[Jona↑↓]

That was great man, a worthy read.

The wisdom_kid flushing down spiders thing, that was just hilarious.

[Riot↑↓]

That was a good read. Thanks for your effort.

[Cable↑↓]

I must add my thanks as well

[cyanide↑↓]

Great effort there, really good for laughs. Ah man, I remember some of these burns. Such classics.

[j.23↑↓]

lol, coolmac was waiting for that idiot comment to happen when he said he was 0.000031% croatian. ah, good times.

[Jugs↑↓]

Even though he claims to be 0.0000031% Croatian, he's still a disgrace to me and Bogut and other people with Croatian backgrounds

[IronMan↑↓]

What happened to CoolMAC?

[Jona↑↓]

What happened to CoolMAC?

He was banned for discussing pirating issues or something.

[Jing↑↓]

shit man great stuff. really laughed hard

[Fitzy↑↓]

they are funny!
geez that question bout the mod was a while ago

[hipn↑↓]

Nice thread... we should have one every year or so.

[Fitzy↑↓]

maybe every month would be easier?

[hipn↑↓]

Yeah but then too many threads would be created unless its all in one thread.

[nbalive744↑↓]

Great job man, I salute you for this effort, thanks a lot, some really funny stuff in here .

[Steve [The Spiderman]↑↓]

Good stuff!

[Emiliano↑↓]

Great read!
Props to ya

[koberulz↑↓]

Nice thread... we should have one every year or so.

thats the idea...stevan did 2004 and 2003, theyre in the Hardwood Classics. thats where i got the idea from.

Holy crap, that took all day?

Good job, i'm glad I made it with not being able to miss in the shower

yeah, there were almost 30 pages of General Talk to work through. and ikept getting distracted by stuff in the threads, so it took a while. but it was good, i got to go back and read some of the posts made before i got here that i wouldnt've otherwise.

[Andrew↑↓]

Nice work, kudos for doing what I don't have the patience to do.

[The X↑↓]

NLSC in 2005....

hmm....Jae's weekly rankings (I was top one week)....Dweaver & COOLmac rear their ugly mugs into NLSC and Jackal immediately takes to them all 3 end up being suspended at some point, with only COOLmac getting the complete chop....a whole bunch of tools sign up prior to the release of NBA Live '06 which almost sends Jae to a place where Jackal claims he sometimes is....

a lot of other stuff happenned too....