My first time? Like warm apple pie.
Cable Guy wrote:feels like your throat is burning on the way down
That's not awesome for me, that's nasty. *pukes*
Cable Guy wrote:The only girl there left after a while, I feel bad because she hung out on her own most of the time
Wha? You let the opportunity pass by for another "first time"?

It could have been your 1st time, or if you were with your friends, your 1st gangbang.
Cyril Takayama wrote:ultimate frisbee team
I didn't know an elite group of people are gathered to play frisbee.
My first time was 4th or 6th grade, I can't exactly remember. It was Jack Daniels. I didn't get piss drunk though. I mixed it with juice 3 times a day, everyday. The Jack Daniels was a leftover and no one wanted to drink it so I asked my dad if I could finish it. He let me drink it.

Riot wrote:Don't drink kids, keep your eye on the future
Yes, your eye on the future, and your mouth on the keg! Hurrah!