What is the time machine? We're going back in time to the beginning of some of our PS user's threads for those funny insulting quotes and examples of stupidity.
First up nbalive744, or as his gay lover now calls him 'chezzy62'.
The Cyriel Tips
CK: Alt+F4 will give you the best sig EVAH!
Null17: yeah. alt+F4 is photoshop's best kept secret.
nbalive: it closes my program.

Thanks Indy
Indy: This is the worst thread ever. I hope you die nbalive744.
HAHA! Join me in my lonely hopped up on aspirin laughing!!!