The Intellectual Thread... is back!

[Bill Russell]

Yes folks... Ressurection happens quite a lot here... And you can notice one of the most popular threads in the old forum is back... BTW, could some good soul give us the direct link for that old thread... Meanwhile, I'll just be posting here as long as people keep liking it and giving ideas, too... Thanks.

For those who don't know, the Intellectual Thread pictures, every once in a while, a conversation I had with some member of the community... Here I'll get to share with you the knowledge displayed by such insightful, clever, astute, mature, ... intelligent posters.

Today's conversation: A night with Mr. Pavel Rubin, embassador of Honduras

Pavel: Tales?

Tales: Sure?

Pavel: Heyya, how ya doin?

Tales: I'm quite good, you?

Pavel: Greatt... Smoked a lot tis past weekend... Drank like a river...

Tales: Good for you... Isn't excessive smoking and drinking bad for your health?

Pavel: HATERZZ!!!!

Tales: Pardon?

Pavel: Ya knonw... Ivey rules!!

Tales: He scored 45 the other day... He's shooting well now...

Pavel: What!?!?!? He always did shoot well blind pig!!!

Tales: Cool down man...

Pavel: HATERZZ!!!!

Tales: Say, you miss the showerfun jokes?

Pavel: I miss searching for the soaps on the Jazz's showers...

Tales: Now Little Johnny is retired... Big Karl can knock on your door!!!

Pavel: Fuck Big Karl... Me partner-in-crime is Shorty Shorts!! Da Johnny!! He's da shitnitzz!!! (Y)(Y)

Tales: Good...

Pavel: Ya know my favorite player now Talesy??

Tales: Dunno?

Pavel: Matombo... Motumba... Motumbo... errr... Jean Jacques!!!

Tales: I thought you were MVP's biggest fan...?

Pavel: Nah... I'm Wagner's bigest fan... He's for real... The shitnizt!!! (Y)(Y)

Tales: Only cos he's similar to Iverson?

Pavel: HATERZZ!!!!

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[Nick]

LOL! I love this shit...Encore!

For the people who weren't a member back in the older forum days...here's the old thread: The Intellectual Thread -- it's a long read but worth it.

[Stevan]

haha, "The Lateshow" with Tales Pagni Who's next?

[hetoft]

Hahaha! This is golden!

[Brave Sir Rubin]

lol...silly tales...

ehh...

HATER!!!!

funny stuff...

i'm honred to be the 1st on your list....

how's mutombo treating ya?

[Colin]

I read that a while ago. It's awesome, glad to see a ressurection.

[BIG GREEN]

lol...get with andrew or sumtin

[Bill Russell]

Tonight's convo: Leo Kap, the man's back at full effect

bballer22: Hey man

Tales: Hey, who is there?

bballer22: Me, Leo

Tales: Leo? The mighty Leo Kap?

bballer22: Yeh, me

bballer22: Do you have the national teams patch

Tales: Oh Leo, hold man... How you doin'? Long time no see!

bballer22: Im k

Tales: Did you get NBA Live 2003?

bballer22: Yeh

Tales: Did you like it?

bballer22: Tis gud

Tales: Still beating teams, 120-4 ?

bballer22: Yeh, its eazier than Live2001

Tales: You must be kidding... The game is hard as hell!

bballer22: No it isnt...Yu just got to play the game of baskeball

Tales: What do you mean?

bballer22: You just have to give the bal to the good player ad let then do their ting...Give the ball to Saq and he will dunk every time

Tales: It's not always like that...

bballer22: Yeh it is...Shaq has 99 inside scoring, hes unstopable

Tales: You mean, you always pick up the Lakers?

bballer22: No its was just axeample...I playd the Nugs, Haringotn is the best player!!!!! 85 3pt fg, 80 quicness, 85 steel

Tales: Steel???

bballer22: Yeh, steel

Tales: And... you win every game with the Nuggets?

bballer22: Yeh, I lost one cos i handed it out to my broder to play, he lost

Tales: Oh...

bballer22: Zhizhi is great player too

Tales: What? The chinese goofy guy?

bballer22: I can score 50 with him from anywere...He's amasing

Tales: Man, what kinda drugs you into?

bballer22: national teams patch pleaz

Tales: Leo, I don't have this patch...

bballer22: Where can I get it

Tales: I dunno...

bballer22: k

[Clinton]

I liked Pavel's, very funny

[Nick]

LOL! this shit is classic! ...Encore! Encore! Encore! Encore!

Do Andrew! Do Andrew! Do Andrew!

[Andrew]

Do Andrew! Do Andrew! Do Andrew!

I don't see what would be funny.

[BIG GREEN]

bballer22: No its was just axeample...I playd the Nugs, Haringotn is the best player!!!!! 85 3pt fg, 80 quicness, 85 steel

Tales: Steel???

bballer22: Yeh, steel

lol

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:lol: hehehe this is so funny

[Bill Russell]

LOL! this shit is classic! ...Encore! Encore! Encore! Encore!

Do Andrew! Do Andrew! Do Andrew!

Heh... Later today.

[Andrew]

Like I said before, I don't see what would be particularly funny about a pseudo conversation with me. I don't have any memorable catchphrases...at least, I don't have any I make public.

[Bill Russell]

But who said it has to be a pseudo-conversation?

Don't be afraid...

[Stevan]

If I were to reveal some of Andrew's catch phrases...





















I think he would kill me

Why not do Scubi, all you have to do is cut and paste: instantenious hilariousness!

[Andrew]

But who said it has to be a pseudo-conversation?

Don't be afraid...

I wish I had installed a "frightened" emoticon. Instead I have to settle for this ->

[Stevan]

Andrew make a Lenny emoticon for every occassion Actually wouldn't that just be the same facial expression for everything though? hehe...

[Bill Russell]

Are you guys eargely awaiting for a new convo?

Heh, I'm gonna post a new one tomorrow, I hope...

Sorry, I had school tests all over the week...

[Clinton]

Come on Tales, what's doing?? Tomorrow???

[Bill Russell]

Tonight's convo: I beg you 'Drew!

Tales: Hi Andrew!

Andrew: Hey

Tales: How you doin'?

Andrew: Not bad

Tales: How is the latest NLSC roster update goin'?

Andrew: I still have some minor tweaks to do, though I would rather delay the release of the file.

Tales: Oh... Seems like it's turning out pretty well.

Andrew: It is.

Tales: Will you increase Ben Wallace's ratings this time?

Andrew: That's not something I was intending of doing, but I will take notes to modify it through dbf editing later, when I have the time available.

Tales: Thanks, take your time man... Will you switch Jamison's and Murphy's starting positions? Murphy is a PF you know...

Andrew: I could do that, but firstly I would have to check my confidential inside sources to see if he's really what you are trying to tell me.

Tales: That's ok... Hey, you a huge Simpsons fan, right?

Andrew: Yes.

Tales: Did you know Catherine Zeta-Jones will make a cameo there? Man she's hot as hell!!!

Andrew: Yes, always a bonus.

Tales: Yeah...

Tales: Hey, how are the girls on your school or something?

Andrew: There are lots of them, but I couldn't be bothered with them, they are so full of themselves. I get quickly annoyed.

Tales: Well, the girls here are hot as hell, better than there!!! I bet my pants on that, and look, it's cold as Alaska here!!

Andrew: Always a bonus.

Tales: So... Well... Did you watch tonight's games?

Andrew: No, but I've checking the live stats and box scores through NBA.com (www.nba.com) and I'll watch Clinton's tapes later this week.

Tales: Good, what do you think about the Kings leading the series, 3-2?

Andrew: With Chris Webber out, it's always a bonus.

Tales: ...

[BIG GREEN]

haha

[Nick]

Always a bonus.

Funny stuff, yet agin, Tales.

That's just how he talks...You just made a humorous situation out of, well, a completely normal convo. heh.

[Andrew]

Maybe I'm humourless, maybe I haven't learned to laugh at myself, or maybe I've had a bad week, but that's just not funny.

Always a bonus.

But I can't recall ever saying that in an MSN conversation. If it were a catchphrase I said frequently, then it would be funny. As it is, it's just poor characterisation.

That's just how he talks...

Well, I'd disagree. Most of the time when I'm involved in anything NLSC-related I try to speak in a professional/emotionless way, but I'm not as robotic as I'm made out to be.

Too exaggerated, without really good material to work with. Doesn't make me laugh, but does make me wonder why people bother to talk to me on MSN...