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[brad feet]

ouch..... you're on a losing streak man..... even though kirilenko has been doin' great...... anyway, goodluck on the next game..........

[hova-]

Really nice Dynasty man keep this one up, it´s just such a fun to read.

And man the J-Rich Dunk at the warriors blowout just looks hardcore o.O

I mean he can jump that high I think, but Ingame and in someone´s face ?

But really great job and cool pics.

[Jing]

man, ak getting injured again.

male orgy man... lol.

[Jugs]

30/11/2005

Tutu Training Time

Tyronn Tutu had just finished working with the player he was working on before. Now it's time for him to work on somebody else. And this is what they'll work on. Tyronn Tutu will now work with Mehmet Okur to improve his defensive skills. Hopefully this will add to his Offensive abilities so he can become a better all-round player.

1/12/2005

The month that was
With John Stockton


(Props to Devin112 for the TV Show)

Hey, John Stockton here on KJZZ Sports, channel 14. It was a difficult month for the Jazz and if I had to sum this up in one word, it would be, injuries.



If you look at the schedule, the Jazz lost all their games they played on Tuesdays and Fridays but won all the games they played on Monday, Wednesday and Saturday. So the Jazz ended up with an 8-7 record to finish the month.

Player Stats


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If you look, Mehmet Okur, CJ Miles, Kris Humphries, Milt Palacio and Matt Harpring are the only players to play all 15 games that month. And thanks from livedynasty.com, here are the Weighted Birdie Scores



Andrei Kirilenko is first with a Player NBA.com Efficiency Rating of 34.60. A Raw Birdie Score of 31.40. A Raw Birdie Per Min score of 1.20 and a Weighted Birdie Score pf 20.93. He's clearly been the star of the Jazz this month.

Jazz Among the League Leaders

Andrei Kirilenko:
11th in Points
1st in Points Per Game
11th in Field Goals Made
Equal 1st in Free Throws Made
Equal 8th in Free Throws Attempted
8th in Free Throw Percentage
Equal 3rd in Blocks
1st in Blocks Per Game

Mehmet Okur:
Equal 8th in Field Goals Made

Lorinza Harrington:
3rd in Free Throw Percentage
Equal 6th in Steals
Equal 4th in Steals Per Game

Gordan Giricek:
5th in Free Throw Percentage

Greg Ostertag:
Equal 14th in Blocks Per Game

Power Rankings

Here are the first Power Rankings of the year.



As you can see, the 2005 champions, the San Antonio Spurs, have come out firing this year with their new acquintances of Michael Finley, Francisco Oberto and Nick "The Quick" Van Exel. The Jazz started their Power Rankings at the 9th position which isn't bad considering their situation and their injuries

MVP Candidates + Players of the Month

The Current MVP Candidates are:



Paul Pierce is having the month of his career, nearly averaging a double-double. Baron Davis is also playing exceptionally well for the Warriors, I must say well done to the Warriors for trading for him. Yao Ming is haveing a break-out season, averaging 27 points per game. Shaquille O'Neal and Elton Brand round-up the group with their exceptional strength.

East Player of the Month


Like I said, it was a month to remember for Pierce.

West Player of the Month


Baron Davis is trying his hardest for the Golden State Warriors

East Rookie of the Month


Andrew Bogut, who was the number one pick, is of course dominating for his new team, the Bucks

West Rookie of the Month


With Troy Murphy injured, Ike Diogu was asked to start and he delivered, averaging 10 points per game in that month.

Season Standings

Atlantic


RJ, VC and J-Kidd have helped the Nets to a nice 12-3 record at the end of November, the rest of the teams are quite close, with the Knicks last in the division as expected

Central


2004 Champions, the Detroit Pistons, are on top of their division by half a game, with the Pacers and Cavaliers snapping at their heels. The Bulls are close but Andrew Bogut's Bucks are last with a 1-13 record.

Southeast


Probably the weakest division in the league, the Orlando Magic are just ahead of the Miami Heat for division leader. The Hawks and Bobcats have only 3 wins each and look like they are heading for the Lottery once again.

Northwest


Probably the closest division in the league, the Portland Trailblazers are equal with the Denver Nuggets but the Nuggets have played 2 more games. The Utah Jazz' 3 game losing streak lost the Division lead for them but look for them to bounce back. The Timberwolves and Supersonics both have chances to make the top.

Pacific


The LA Clippers have plenty of Los Angeles bandwagoners now as they have a 10-5 record to lead their division and the LA Lakers have a pitiful 1-12 record. The Kings and the Warriors both have chances to take top spot and the Suns are struggling.

Southwest


This division is by far the most stacked division with 4 teams with 10 wins already. The World Champions San Antonio have an envious 13-2 record and look play-off bound but the young New Orleans Hornets only have 3 wins and it looks like lottery for them.

The Month ahead for the Jazz



The Jazz have a long month ahead of them, with a few key players about to return from injury. Their first game is against the struggling Los Angeles Lakers and after that, Carlos Boozer makes his return. They have a nice 5 home games in a row then a 5 game road trip. They better make the most of their home games.

Thanks for tuning in, best wishes for Robert Skrnjug and the Utah Jazz organization, enjoy you're break, John Stockton

Lol, Jugs.

[Jugs]

Too bad, another loss, it was a close one though, one point difference. Well, injuries are definitely killing the Jazz right now. Better luck next time.

Thanks.. yeah we're struggling

Hm, that's a nice proposal... I'm not sure if i want to trade him away at the moment... I might keep him till the trade deadline to make it a bit real... but he's close to being League's top MVP candidate (i haven't checked it)... you'll see the candidates in the monthly recap

Yeah, that's a good idea... unless you want to win NOW.
But it could make a big difference whether you trade him now or only at the trade deadline, not only could it make a difference like a #3 or #7 spot, but (more appropriate in the Jazz' situation) make or miss the playoffs. To me it seems like he'll get injured a couple more times this season.
Don't want to push you into anything but I'd definately look into that. Try trading for Shawn Marion or maybe even AK+someone for Dirk+scrub.

ps. sorry for the long post, I'm at school.

Thanks, lol but narrh, i'll stick with AK47.. he's the future.

Damn man. AK47 has been doin' crazy good despite that loss. So is Rookie CJ Miles, a good canidate for ROY. I like how your holding up though without Boozer, Brown, Giricek and Williams. Good Luck next game man.

Yeah they are great... i can't wait till the team is healthy, then i might do some decent trading.

ouch..... you're on a losing streak man..... even though kirilenko has been doin' great...... anyway, goodluck on the next game..........

Yeah 3 games in a row oh wel.. thanks for the luck..

Really nice Dynasty man keep this one up, it´s just such a fun to read.

And man the J-Rich Dunk at the warriors blowout just looks hardcore o.O

I mean he can jump that high I think, but Ingame and in someone´s face ?

But really great job and cool pics.

Thanks for reading the dynasty man, yeah it was a great dunk.

man, ak getting injured again.

male orgy man... lol.

only minor injury, phew

[Jugs]

1/12/2005

Kobe and co. comes to AK47 and co.



The Los Angeles Lakers travel to Utah to verse the Jazz as they Lakers are having one of their worst seasons in history.

Starting Line-Ups



Key Match-Up

Andrei Kirilenko vs. Lamar Odom

Both of these guys are tall and athletic, who'll win?

1st Quarter

The Jazz began this game beautifully as they went on a 12-2 run. The Lakers began to play a lot more stronger, halving the deficit to 5 points. After that it was pretty much even for the rest of the quarter as the stars from both teams were pretty quiet. The Jazz began to make a lot of mistakes in the final 2 minutes of the quarter but they ended the quarter ahead 29-25.

2nd Quarter

The quarter started with Odom making an impossible adjusted shot then Ron Mercer answered back with one himself and he got the and 1. The Jazz struggled for a tiny bit but then Andrei Kirilenko caught fire and was finding a lot of ways to score. The Jazz continued to try to stretch the lead beyond reach but Kobe and the Lakers found ways to score so the Jazz lead was just under double digits. The lead was cut down to three points but AK47 managed to find some more ways to score. Andrei Kirilenko continued his strong play as the Jazz ended the quarter ahead 56-47.

Key Players at the Half

Chris Mihm and Andrei Kirilenko

3rd Quarter

The Lakers came out firing with 4 points but the Jazz quickly put the lead out to 11 points. AK47 lit fire as he drained 2 3 pointers, including one on a fast break, in a row plus a buzzer beating dunk to extend the lead to 17 points. AK47 went on the bench and the Lakers scored 5 in a row but a CJ Miles 3 pointer insured the Jazz' lead. AK47 continued to hit shot clock beating jumpers as his team powered into the 4th quarter ahead 85-68.

4th Quarter

The Jazz had no troubles closing out this game, the Lakers continued their horrible season form and the Jazz continued their red hot play. The Jazz won this game in style by 116-94.

Player of the Game

Andrei Kirilenko
Andrei Kirilenko had another monster game.

Boxscores

Utah Jazz
Los Angeles Lakers

Picture of the Game


Andrei Kirilenko was excellent when it came down to some shot clock clutch shots. He was just excellent all round.

Game Pictures

Andrei Kirilenko crosses up Kwame Brown...
..and sinks the jumpshot
Okur gets raped but still makes the bucket
AK47 was dunking past a lot of his defenders
Kobe rejects Kirilenko
But AK47 answers back by blocking McKie
Okur showing how to land after a dunk
AK47 puts on another hat
Ron Mercer put on another show for the home crowd
AK47 brings it arouuuuuuund town
Odom throws the ball out of bounds
Matt Harpring went high for this one
Kris Humphries was strong in the middle
Jerry Sloan watches as young gun CJ Miles hits a 3 pointer
Watch out below, AK47 is coming through the air
Kobe Bryant was trying his hardest but his teammates weren't helping much
Ron Mercer was great off the bench tonight
Andrei believes he can fly
So does CJ Miles
AK47 dunks through 3 defenders
Bosstertag rejects Kobe Bryant
Ron Mercer got raped as well but still made the basket
Kwame Brown showing us a glimpse of his jumping ability
AK47 showing us one last time that he's the man

Robert Skrnjug was pleased that his team is now off the losing streak and onto a winning one. He also announced that Carlos Boozer will return from injury with a sore foot but which will most likely recover by the next game against the division leaders the Portland Trailblazers.

Yay, now 11 active players, Jugs.

[cklitsie]

I love you for beating the Lakers, great job! They're 1-13 now right?
CJ Miles did pretty well vs. Kobe.

[Its_asdf]

What the hell? Kirilenko is averaging 30 a game and a shitload of blocks, how the hell is he not an MVP candidate?

Good job on the win, by the way.

[Jing]

wow... 1-13 lakers. .haha

and man AK, i have never seen him do all those dunks, never even knew he was capable of them.

but AK should be a mvp candidate

and u seem to like raping a lot

[cocobee]

The Lakers suck that much, I guess Phil Jackson has lost his magic! Nice read, keep it going.

[Kobe101]

The Lakers were 1-12? They were doomed from the start.

[Goldenstatewarrior]

Great recaps. Good job with the young Utah team during the first month and great win vs the Lakers!

[Devin112]

I still can't believe I'm following a JAZZ dynasty, but I"m loving it! I'm going to follow the real team now too, thanks to this dyn.

As always, very professionally done. Clean, easy to read, and very informative.

[Led Zeppelin]

Wow Yao's kickin ass

[Kemp]

As always, Lakers PG position is still a major problem. Great win against the Lakers and very detailed monthly update. I was wondering why the Lakers wore their home jersey when they are playing on the road.

[Jugs]

I love you for beating the Lakers, great job! They're 1-13 now right?
CJ Miles did pretty well vs. Kobe.

Yay, i'm loved.. yes they are 1-13 now and i'm starting to use CJ Miles' shooting ability a bit more

What the hell? Kirilenko is averaging 30 a game and a shitload of blocks, how the hell is he not an MVP candidate?

Good job on the win, by the way.

Yeah i was surprised.. it's probably because of the 3 games he missed.. he'll be up there in no time.. he just needs more rebounds and maybe 0.5 higher steal and assist average. Yeah I needed that win badly

wow... 1-13 lakers. .haha

and man AK, i have never seen him do all those dunks, never even knew he was capable of them.

but AK should be a mvp candidate

and u seem to like raping a lot

AK47 does have great hops so i expect him to dunk well. Yeah AK will be mvp candidate in no time.. and Bill Walton's line is great to use... i dont know what other great word to use than rap/raping

The Lakers suck that much, I guess Phil Jackson has lost his magic! Nice read, keep it going.

Thanks, yeah their team just sucks

The Lakers were 1-12? They were doomed from the start.

Yeah they don't have a good PG

I still can't believe I'm following a JAZZ dynasty, but I"m loving it! I'm going to follow the real team now too, thanks to this dyn.

As always, very professionally done. Clean, easy to read, and very informative.

Bandwagoner!!!!!!!!! j/k, that's great that you like this dynasty, it keeps me wondering if i did a bangwagoning team that it would be more popular but i'm glad i have the dynasty fans

Wow Yao's kickin ass

Yeah Yao's a monster for some reason

As always, Lakers PG position is still a major problem. Great win against the Lakers and very detailed monthly update. I was wondering why the Lakers wore their home jersey when they are playing on the road.

Yeah they are weak at that position and i got McKie into foul trouble early so they had to play Wafer and Vujacic at that position and Lorinza/Miles raped them Thanks for the compliment... oh yeah i stuffed up with the jerseys.. i didn't realise .. what i did was i scrolled through the Lakers jersey for some reason and then i put it back on a "non-white" one cos the white ones are usually home and the colour confused me... oh well Yellow, purple, the lakers lost

[Jugs]

4/12/2005

Utah travel to Portland for Boozer's returning game



The Utah Jazz will travel to Portland to verse the Trailblazers for Carlos Boozer's comeback game from injury.

Starting Line-Ups



Key Match-Up

Carlos Boozer vs. Zach Randolph

Boozer is returning from injury but will he stop the improving Zach Randolph.

1st Quarter

Both teams started the game quite evenly with Carlos Boozer scoring his first basket in 4 weeks. Both teams continued to exchange leads throughout the quarter. Greg Ostertag made 3 blocks in 3 plays in a row to kind of extend the lead for the Jazz. The Jazz managed to take the first quarter 27 to 21.

2nd Quarter

The quarter started even with Zach Randolph dominating the boards for the Trailblazers but the Jazz were doing the scoring and they extended their lead out to double digits. Sebastien Telfair was creating problems for the Jazz but some CJ Miles shooting kept the Jazz lead intact. Some excellent penetration from the Blazers forced the lead down to 6 points but a few lucky breaks on defence gave the Jazz back their double digit lead. The quarter was even because the Blazers had drawn 11 fouls so they could shoot it out from the free throw line. Darius Mile hit a shot with 1.3 seconds left then Milt Palacio hit a 3 pointer at the buzzer but it wasn't counted. The Jazz ended the quarter ahead 58-47.

Key Players at the Half

Andrei Kirilenko and Sebastien Telfair

3rd Quarter

Zach Randolph continued to dominate the boards but the Jazz still managed to keep their lead. Both sides began to excite the crowd but the Jazz were still the ones infront but it was a good show to watch with blocks and dunks. The Jazz suddenly made a breakout and finished the quarter ahead 85-68.

4th Quarter

The Blazers started the quarter by decreasing the deficit to 11 points as the Jazz were resting but an Andrei Kirilenko 3 pointer made sure that the Jazz lead wasn't going anywhere. But the Jazz made more offensive and defensive mistakes and eventually their lead was cut to 6 points. With a 1:50 to go, the Jazz lead was cut down to 3 thanks to a 3 point play from Darius Miles. A Mehmet Okur lay-up gave the Jazz a 5 point lead with 1:34 to go in the game then Zach Randolph nailed a fade away in the post with 1:24 left. Martell Webster pushed CJ Miles over to give him an easy 2 with 1:12 to go so the Blazers called a timeout which gave Telfair an easy lay-up with 1:09 left to go. AK47 came up with a lay-up with 54.8 to go then the Blazers called a timeout and Randolph missed the shot and the Jazz got possesion of the ball then the Blazers began fouling. AK-47 stole the ball and that was it for the Blazers. Telfair drained a 3-pointer but it was too late as the Jazz took this game 118-111.

Player of the Game

Andrei Kirilenko
AK47 performed beautifully scoring 47 points and 8 rebounds.

Boxscores

Utah Jazz
Portland Trailblazers

Picture of the Game


Andrei Kirilenko makes another shot clock buzzer beating jump shot.

Game Pictures

AK47 was great down low
Darius Miles flying high
AK47 dunks it after he rebounded it
CJ Miles dunks over Theo Ratliff
Randolph was great in the paint
Kirilenko shows Darius Miles that he can fly high too
Kris Humphries dunks it on the fast break
Carlos Boozer was great in his return from injury
Andrei got squashed by Zach but he still made the basket
Telfair also gets raped and makes the shot
CJ Miles was showing off his so-called strength
"Clean my shoes, bitch"
Ratliff rejects Boozer on the fast break, but Ratliff didn't run
AK47 had another game to remember
Randolph was quiet but rebounded excellently
CJ Miles to finish it off with a dunk

Robert Skrnjug was pleased with the team's performance tonight. He was glad that Carlos Boozer was able to comeback and make an impact straight away. He was also glad with Matt Harpring's assisting.

Heh, thanks, Jugs.

[BOSS]

Nice game Jugs. Carlos Boozer's return was great, putting up 16 and 9. I especially like that screenshot of Kirilenko. Like I also said Earlier, CJ Miles is a ROY contender and you are molding him into a good player. Keep up the work man

[hova-]

Ak´s just unbelievable, 47 points wow. I especially like the pic where he gets fouled but still makes this impossible shot. Really nice keep it up.


And P.S.

last time you quoted my name like holla or somethin but that ain´t correct

[Jing]

ah, another good game dude and sweet ak.
keep it up. make him get scoring title too.

[The X]

yeah, Lakers suck....it's about time and I see you took my advice to use the Birdie Scores by the looks of it from the Birdie Scores, AK47 is a stud and Okur is playing big-time....as for the rest of the guys although it's good to see Kris Humphries doing well although it might be a worry that Lorinza Harrington is doing so well that says a lot

[Its_asdf]

Sounds like it got a little close during the final minutes of the quarter. Glad you pulled out with the win though.

C.J. Miles also won the highschool shootout with Webster too. It sure as hell is starting to look like C.J. Miles was the steal of the draft.

[Kemp]

Randolph took only just 9 shots! He can do better than that. It looks like the Jazz are back at full strength after all these injuries. Now, you just need Deron Williams back.

[brad feet]

smelly feet wrote

lol you really are a funny guy........ anyway nice recaps on the games..... 1 comment though, the images are kinda slow to load....... i dont know if there's something wrong with freakin bigpond or something whenever i'll open your dynasty..... hehehe...... goodluck on the upcoming games.....

[kibaxx7]

Nice wins over Lakers and Blazers But a heartbreaking loss against the Pacers... I love the Stockton's analysis. Great job man.