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Dr. Jona's Office

Postby Jona on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:27 pm

I just came up with an interesting idea.
Since my main goal in life is to become a good psychiatrist, I will make a thread that represents in a playful way my desire to help people.

First of all, to make some things clear, I have absolutely NO psychotherapeutic training (at least not formal), but I read about it a lot, and although I highly doubt that it will be my specialty as a professional (I greatly enjoy the treatment of serious mental illness), I will try my best to give an objective opinion about any problem.

If anyone wants advice on anything, (psychosexual, drug-related, behaviour, emotional issues), come to this thread and I will attempt to give you my point of view on your problem. I have a week off from school starting tomorrow, so I believe I'll have enough time in my hands to respond to posts.

I hope this becomes a productive thread. :)

EDIT: If the doubt or problem is in any way embarrassing or awkward for it to post it one the forum, by all means, PM me. (Y)
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Postby Drex on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:30 pm

You should help w_kid with his mental illness (Y)
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Postby Jona on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:33 pm

If that's true, he shouldn't hesistate to come to the thread! :lol:
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Postby Riot on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:36 pm

Why am I so awesome, oh masterful Jona?
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Postby Fitzy on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:36 pm

I have a cold :roll:
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Postby j.23 on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:36 pm

alright i'll give this a shot

so right now im at the point in my life where im at a crossroads. i started taking acting classes 5 months ago and now i'm in love with it and i wanna be an actor, however my parents want me to be "smart", stay in school and get my degree. i really do not like school and i'm not even interested in the shit im studying. what the hell should i do?
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Postby Riot on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:39 pm

j.23 wrote:alright i'll give this a shot

so right now im at the point in my life where im at a crossroads. i started taking acting classes 5 months ago and now i'm in love with it and i wanna be an actor, however my parents want me to be "smart", stay in school and get my degree. i really do not like school and i'm not even interested in the shit im studying. what the hell should i do?


Go to America and join the military.

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Postby j.23 on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:42 pm

i'd rather get deported to india
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Postby COOLmac© on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:44 pm

dr.jona? hehehe reminds me of a cartoon in comedy central....anyways dr.phil este dr.jona i have issues

not a day goes by that i wouldnt want to murder our president of the country. is there something wrong with me? should i go rally on the streets and protest or should i hire a sniper to balst her head off? :D
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Postby Riot on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:44 pm

Not even for FREE COLLEGE?!?! :lol:
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Postby Fitzy on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:45 pm

Riot wrote:
j.23 wrote:alright i'll give this a shot

so right now im at the point in my life where im at a crossroads. i started taking acting classes 5 months ago and now i'm in love with it and i wanna be an actor, however my parents want me to be "smart", stay in school and get my degree. i really do not like school and i'm not even interested in the shit im studying. what the hell should i do?


Go to America and join the military.

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Yeah good one Riot
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Postby Wormy10 on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:48 pm

I had a Navy recruiter that keeps coming to my house because I made a great score on the ASVAB test, and of course they tell you all the great thinks about the military, but ive never heard them talk about the bad stuff...
Anyways I made a good enough score on the ASVAB to qualify as "Nuke" hell yea
I just heard that was good, I dont know what Nuke is
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Postby Riot on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:50 pm

Wormy10 wrote:I had a Navy recruiter that keeps coming to my house because I made a great score on the ASVAB test, and of course they tell you all the great thinks about the military, but ive never heard them talk about the bad stuff...
Anyways I made a good enough score on the ASVAB to qualify as "Nuke" hell yea
I just heard that was good, I dont know what Nuke is


Welcome to my world, I get calls from the US Army and US Marines about three times a week and I get information packages about once a week. It's gotten to the point where they can stop sending me the same package every week. :lol:

And they always call me the same way. "We see you requested an information package, are you interested in joining?" :lol:
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Postby Wormy10 on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:53 pm

Riot wrote:
Wormy10 wrote:I had a Navy recruiter that keeps coming to my house because I made a great score on the ASVAB test, and of course they tell you all the great thinks about the military, but ive never heard them talk about the bad stuff...
Anyways I made a good enough score on the ASVAB to qualify as "Nuke" hell yea
I just heard that was good, I dont know what Nuke is


Welcome to my world, I get calls from the US Army and US Marines about three times a week and I get information packages about once a week. It's gotten to the point where they can stop sending me the same package every week. :lol:

And they always call me the same way. "We see you requested an information package, are you interested in joining?" :lol:

lol
I havent gotten any word from the Army or anything, but I have looked into the marines, and about the Navy you dont hear much about the Navy getting killed as much as the other armed forces, except maybe Navy Seals, but this recruiter that keeps coming over is getting kind of annoying, he came to my school one day and talked to me, and another guy and another girl and we took this little mini test on his labtop, i still qualified for Nuke :headbang:
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Postby Riot on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:56 pm

You can join the Army and become something other than a soldier. You can join the Army and become a chef and make quite a bit of money + free board, food, clothes, college, ect. It's a good deal.
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Postby Wormy10 on Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:58 pm

Yea I know you can become a chef but whats some more easier jobs that i havent heard of?
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Postby Jona on Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:02 pm

j.23 wrote:so right now im at the point in my life where im at a crossroads. i started taking acting classes 5 months ago and now i'm in love with it and i wanna be an actor, however my parents want me to be "smart", stay in school and get my degree. i really do not like school and i'm not even interested in the shit im studying. what the hell should i do?


On one hand, you love acting, you hate schoolwork. You want to dedicate to acting, along with taking chances. On the other hand, you have been on acting lessons for 5 months only. If this is REALLY your thing, you should stick to it, no matter what, but give it time. The one thing that moves you, should be what you do with yourself in life, but it's not always possible to accomplish it. I say spend a lot of time acting, stay in school, see if you're really passionate about it, and then make a decision. Let's say it IS your thing. The worst-case-scenario would be getting your degree and act as a hobby. You have nothing to lose. (Y)

Cmac wrote:not a day goes by that i wouldnt want to murder our president of the country. is there something wrong with me? should i go rally on the streets and protest or should i hire a sniper to balst her head off?
i am dead serious


You should not hire a sniper, or attempt to murder her at any rate, since it brings a very high risk of hurting yourself or getting arrested. Instead, maybe you could join a political party, or get into the world of internal politics.
You should focus your attention on other things for a while if you are "dead serious", genuine murderous thoughts tend to end in a very bad manner.
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Postby COOLmac© on Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:07 pm

wow those words really felt like they came from a guy with a PHD degree. anyways i will focus on other things now. try to take away the seriousness of killing a VIP of our country.
that said i still hate her. that cheating cheapcake. why cant they bring ERAP back :x
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Postby J@3 on Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:43 pm

The army knocking on the door constantly would be just as irritating as the Jehovah's Witness's. I'd tell them both to fuck off. Only difference is that the Army have the potential to shoot me for it, nevertheless.
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Postby Anthony15 on Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:53 pm

I hate Ginobili. Can u help me to beat him up? :)
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Postby Jackal_ on Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:53 pm

Jae wrote:The army knocking on the door constantly would be just as irritating as the Jehovah's Witness's. I'd tell them both to fuck off. Only difference is that the Army have the potential to shoot me for it, nevertheless.


:lol: :lol:

Tell me Jona.. why is it such a powerful masterpiece such as I cannot live a happy life. Why am I always depressed about something..even though I got a great family, great job, and great future ahead of me.. I still cant maintain a happy lifestyle. I get mad really easy.. and I control myself from doing "bad things" to people. On the forum mostly.. and that fucking cocksucker Wisdom_Kid.. i hate that fucker! I wanna make him dissappear and I know I can but it would be wrong to do. Help me!
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Postby Riot on Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:14 pm

Jae wrote:The army knocking on the door constantly would be just as irritating as the Jehovah's Witness's. I'd tell them both to fuck off. Only difference is that the Army have the potential to shoot me for it, nevertheless.


I keep telling them I'm only 16 and they say I can sign up for the reserves on my 17th birthday. :lol:

Anyways, it's not really THAT annyoing but it's driving my Mom insane. She basically doesn't talk to me anymore because I want to join the military and she thinks I'm a war-aholic and I'm ignorant. Great thing for a mother to say to her child when he wants to join the military.
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Postby cyanide on Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:19 pm

I think your mom wants you to not join the military so she wouldn't have to worry about her son getting his head blown off.
if you were killed tomorrow, i WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED U!
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Postby Riot on Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:25 pm

cyanide wrote:I think your mom wants you to not join the military so she wouldn't have to worry about her son getting his head blown off.


She doesn't want me to join the military because she hates America, bush, war, ect. She's a modern day hippie.
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Postby J@3 on Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:24 pm

She basically doesn't talk to me anymore because I want to join the military and she thinks I'm a war-aholic and I'm ignorant.


:shock: your mother is Habbakuk??!?
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