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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:58 am

Adult Book Store Clerk
here as well.... at least there's some education involved... :lol:
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Postby Indy on Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:18 am

I took the butt quiz. I got 13 out of 15 right.
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Postby Its_asdf on Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:29 am

Viagra dealer.........
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Postby Jackal_ on Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:34 am

Same here Viagra Dealer.. and I beat Indy in the Butt quiz. 14/15 baby :D Image
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Postby Indy on Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:01 am

Legend wrote:Same here Viagra Dealer.. and I beat Indy in the Butt quiz. 14/15 baby :D Image


Somebody is spending a lot of time at bestsmileys.com lately eh? :lol:
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Postby Jackal_ on Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:17 am

:lol: you bet.. this shit is hilarious..

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Postby Jona on Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:15 am

Phone Sex Operator

The perfect job you can do from home. Set your own hours, get house chores done at the same time and get paid. Just make sure you don't get your calls mixed up. :P
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Postby The X on Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:09 pm

phone sex operator....with my husky voice I can hear all the ladies coming....just can't let my gf know :wink: then again, she's probably the way calling them :roll: :lol:
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Postby Jugs on Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:11 pm

Phone Sex Operator

I can do a sexy voice (i wish :roll: )
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Postby FendeR` on Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:09 pm

Just tell all the guys your name is Jugs, they'll ejaculate immediately.
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Postby The GOAT on Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:31 am

I got...Stunt...ASS. WTF?
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Postby Jing on Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:00 am

According to our experts, your adult industry job would be...
Adult Book Store Clerk
It's not just about sitting behind a counter, taking people's money and dealing with shop lifters, you get to meet 'interesting' people as well
Take the Adult Industry Job Quiz
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Postby cyanide on Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:03 am

FendeR` wrote:Just tell all the guys your name is Jugs, they'll ejaculate immediately.


You ejaculate when you hear the name Jugs?

Two in a row! I'll stop bugging you for now :lol:
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Postby Its_asdf on Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:06 am

You ejaculate when you hear the name Jugs?


I thought Fender liked teh butt sex better than boobies, it's his "personal preference" anyway. :P

Just playing.
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Postby FendeR` on Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:50 am

Its_asdf wrote:I thought Fender liked teh butt sex better than boobies, it's his "personal preference" anyway. :P


Does that mean you're interested? :cheeky:
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Postby Its_asdf on Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:34 am

FendeR` wrote:
Its_asdf wrote:I thought Fender liked teh butt sex better than boobies, it's his "personal preference" anyway. :P


Does that mean you're interested? :cheeky:


Nah, sorry to get your hopes up though. :wink:
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Postby FendeR` on Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:16 am

Its_asdf wrote:
FendeR` wrote:
Its_asdf wrote:I thought Fender liked teh butt sex better than boobies, it's his "personal preference" anyway. :P


Does that mean you're interested? :cheeky:


Nah, sorry to get your hopes up though. :wink:


Fuck. I'm taking offers in this thread from now on (No PM's you horny bastards). Get your name on the list.
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Postby Drex on Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:56 am

I'm a stuntass, Fender :cheeky:
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Postby Wormy10 on Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:25 am

I am an Adult Book Store Clerk :x
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