this made my day

[Doobie]

As some of you may know by now , i've been having a bad day . but this thing made my day , idk why i laughed so hard because its so goddamn true


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually..

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep lo oking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Cause I'm gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $9 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[Kobe101]

I think I saw this on myspace once.

[hornets_fan]

omg that is hilarious

i lvoe the 1st one

[Doobie]

Yea thats where i got it LA . lol

[Mikki]

LMAO good stuff Doobie

#2 and #5 were the funniest IMO.

[#12]

1st one is the funniest

the rest are gay

[baller status]

i dont seem to find sarcasm funny... especially when its over-emphasized.

id rather just be rude and call the person a dumbass if they were to ask questions like that... no need to be a sarcastic bitch.

[Rip32]

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $9 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

Lol, some of those are pretty funny.

[hornets_fan]

Peter Griffin,

get a good attitude

[Doobie]

Peter's always been an idiot , i still love him though , hes my role model as a father.

[baller status]

when life is hard and a bitch... it can be hard at times to have a good attitude. i have posted good/helpful/humorous things on this forum.

[Doobie]

Yea , i get you , maybe i have a different reason . when one thing gets me mad , i take it with everyone for some reason , idk i gets thats a big problem i have.

[hornets_fan]

aight then

[Jona]

I knew this thing, it's pretty hilarious.
I had the e-mail, there were lots more!

[cyanide]

I saw most of these before, but I enjoyed (not necessarily the funniest) this one: "When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?" That's a nice paradox if both holds true

[Anthony15]

#5 and #9 are funny!

[Jackal]

id rather just be rude and call the person a dumbass

Peter, this comes straight from my heart.

You're a dumbass cunt.

[hornets_fan]

wow, how does a mod know what a cunt is lol

i wonder if andrew knows what a cunt is...

[Jackal_]

Peter Griffin,

get a good attitude

Peter's always been an idiot , i still love him though , hes my role model as a father.

Actually I think you two are both idiots.

I also dont find sarcasm that funny.. although number 1 was kinda humerous. So before you two gang up on someone you should evaluate your own posting skills before you do so.

Wooooooooo Saaaaaaaaa

[Jackal]

wow, how does a mod know what a cunt is lol

What's that supposed to mean? How do you know what a cunt is? I mean, you're a Bizarre fan probably because you're just as fat as he is. How do you know what a cunt is?

i wonder if andrew knows what a cunt is...

Why wouldn't he? Because he's the admin he's never had cunt? What kind of logic is that shit?

In any case, I know what a cunt is & you happen to be one.

[nbalive744]

wow, how does a mod know what a cunt is lol

i wonder if andrew knows what a cunt is...

lol my fisrt post got deleted but ill say it again, that is the dumbest thing ive ever heard in my life, keep it up hornets fan

[hornets_fan]

i love to lick, fuck, and rubb cunts.

butt i got a penis
have u seen it?
fuck no i aint gay

[Bizarre]
Sell that pussy
Sell that pussy bitch
Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
You gotta itch, you fuckin dirty bitch
Now get on the corner, and start suckin some dicks
Niggaz want pussy, and I need cash
So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass
Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em
Fuck it; I'll let you hit one of my victims
(Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..)
Shut up bitch, you talk too much
Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt
You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin
Shut your fuckin mouth and you'll be out by the mornin
Cause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard of
Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch!)
Go suck dick in the back of the party
So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody

go bizzy!!!

[Ruff Ryder]

^^Dude, you're an idiot.

10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.

11. When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

12. People who say things like "My eyes aren't what they used to be". So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots? What?

13. When you're eating something and someone asks, "Is that nice?" No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

14. People who announce they are going to the toilet.
Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

15. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it up your McButt.

[Jackal]

butt i got a penis

You mean you got a penis in your butt? Seems like something you'd enjoy.

[Its_asdf]

i love to lick, fuck, and rubb cunts.

butt i got a penis
have u seen it?
fuck no i aint gay

[Bizarre]
Sell that pussy
Sell that pussy bitch
Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
You gotta itch, you fuckin dirty bitch
Now get on the corner, and start suckin some dicks
Niggaz want pussy, and I need cash
So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass
Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em
Fuck it; I'll let you hit one of my victims
(Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..)
Shut up bitch, you talk too much
Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt
You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin
Shut your fuckin mouth and you'll be out by the mornin
Cause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard of
Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch!)
Go suck dick in the back of the party
So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody

go bizzy!!!

I can't think of anything to say...... That was just so...... Stupid.