Here's a recap of the party that was captured on film that already happened and all of you forgot all about it because you were all pissed drunk:
The party was held in Miami, Florida in a private outdoor hall with a swimming pool. It was hot and sunny, and everybody got free plane tickets, courtesy of Mazzocchi, who sold all of his basketball jerseys for this joyous occasion. All the beer and drinks were sent to Andrew's tab.
Jona: Hey cy! Awesome party!
Drex: Yeah, Awesome party, cy!
Jackal: Hehehe, that Jonex
Riot: Where's Uncommon Sense at? I gotta find out if they're real!
Jackal: Oh, Riot, where you goin? You're mine, Riot baby
nellywifey: lil bra, what are yo, wha? gay or wha?
VanK: That would be m... nevermind.
Jae: Naomi, cyanide, cyanide, Naomi.
cyanide: It's a pleasure to meet you
Naomi: I heard you wanted to learn some Italian. Maybe I can teach you with some private lessons. I'll even teach you how to say a rolling 'r.' Like this, purrrrrr.
cyanide: Naw, that's alright, maybe some other time. Thanks anyway!
Jae: *stares at cyanide*
PinoyIDOL:Mahubay!
Habbakuk: cyanide, meet the missus, Habbakuk-Scarlett-Johannson-lookalike-but-with-bigger-boobs.
cyanide: Pleased to meet you
Habbakuk: Now excuse me while I go and reminisce near the refreshments. You know, the booze. Ta-ta.
Legend: I fucking hate ch-Heeeeey good lookin, how you doin?
Uncommon Sense: im ok, u?
Riot: Back off, she's mine!
Legend: Kid, you're just a fucking fruitsnack cunt rag. Go fuck yourself
CoolMac: I would fuck myself but I wouldnt cos I got the missus and I wouldnt mind Uncommon Sense to pleasure me if you know what I mean
DWeaver: Hey Mac, how's the missus doing
FendeR': Oh, shut up.
DWeaver: By what definition do you mean when you say that?
FendeR': Oh shove it, pops.
nellywifey: lil bra, Wade is the shit yo, all you racists and sexists, holla!
Andrew: As I was saying, Chicago's championship run could have not been completed if it wasn't for Dennis Rodman's contributions.
Indy: Andrew, who's going to win the championships from 2008 to 2024?
Andrew: It's difficult to determine at this point, but if I had to make a reasonable guess, I would have to say the Spurs, assuming they keep their core intact.
Indy: Wrong. The Indiana Pacers will win it all. I tattooed all the future championship years from my left ankle all the way up to my thigh. Reggie Miller will be coach in 2011, mark my words.
Riot: So baby, I'm gonna be a police officer some day. How'd you like to play good cop, bad cop?
Uncommon Sense: i dunno. good cop.
Jackal: And I'll be bad cop!
Want to come with me to the Islands, there's some topless beaches around
VanK: But Jackal, I thought you were... oh, nevermind.
Uncommon Sense: sure.
PinoyIDOL: ASTIIIIG!!!
Legend: What the fuck is wrong with that kid? Is he choking on his pubes or something?
Null_17: No, he's actually enjoying himself.
Legend: *slurring* Oh, how I loooove watermelon juice dripping down my faaace!!!
Jae: Hey Legend, we're all going to drown nellywifey and PinoyIDOL in the pool. Come give us a hand.
Legend: Sweet! ASSSTTIIIIIIIIIIG!!!
nellywifey: Hey! Hey! What the fuck yo doin muthafukas? Get yo racist an' sexist hands off me!
PinoyIDOL: Mahubay! Mahubay?... Mahubay? ASTIG! ASTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGG!!
Jae: Now those fucktards are dead, let's get the wet t-shirt contest started.
Naomi: What?
Jae: Er, I said fucktards. Is that so bad?
And so the wet t-shirt contest begins. Naomi declines to participate. Uncommon Sense wins.
MJ23KD5: Shit, are those real?!
Riot: No, they're fake. Now back off, she's mine!
Jackal: Ohhh Riot, guess who had a little fun fun with the titties?
Riot: WHAT?! This is bullcrap! I demand my lawyer!
DWeaver: Somebody called?
FendeR': No, yo momma called
wisdom_kid: cyanide this is the best party i've ever been to. i have been to a couple parties before but i have never seen real breasts before. i saw a spider in the pool and it was swimming.
Andrew: WHOOO!! THIS IS DA SHIT! THIS FUCKING PARTY ROCKS! WORD! WOOOT!
Jae: lol wtf?
Andrew: Sorry, I had a little too much to drink
Habbakuk: I hate my life. I have the hottest fiance in the world, and yet, she fails to deliver the win in the wet t-shirt contest. I'll deliver her something alright, once I'm done with these drinks. I'm going to give her the pounding of her life and I'll accept nothing less than scratch marks down my back.
Legend: Whoa, easy there buddy, there's 12 year old kids here, y'know.
Jona: Hey Legend, you should get a lap dance from Uncommon Sense. She's pretty damn good!
Drex: She is pretty damn good!
Uncommon Sense: please boys, one at a time. they're only skin and fat, no biggie
Riot: Fuck that shit, where's the lineup?
Jackal: Riot baby, guess who got a lap dance?
Riot:
Uncommon Sense: sigh
ok Riot, meet me upstairs in a minute.
Riot: Sweet! This is my chance. I am the man! How's my hair look?
VanK: Beautiful. It flows like the ocean, and it accentuates your fac-
Riot: Ok, that's enough. I'm going up! Man, I am awesome or what?!
And so, everyone had a blast. Everyone got drunk, everybody finds out that Uncommon Sense's delightful melons are real, and Riot got caught and arrested for being with a minor. Fortunately, Riot was sent home through bail, thanks again to Mazz. Uncommon Sense was last seen with The G.O.A.T., that pimp.
Now for the shoutouts, in partial alphabetical order, not to offend anybody:
Andrew: Nobody deserves the admin job as much as you do. I appreciate all the hard work you put into this community, and I enjoy reading your quality posts in the NBA thread. Keep up the excellent work.
Andreas Dahl: One of the nicest and most intellectual guys around. A fine mod, and I always enjoy reading your posts.
air_gordon: I enjoy reading your posts on the NBA, keep up the good work
alexboom: You make French military victories look good
I don't see you posting around much in General Talk, but when you do, you're quite a funny guy!!
Amphatoast: I like reading your posts. I don't know why, I just do.
bangyounh: I enjoy reading your posts. Even with that racism blip, you're A-OK in my books
Cammo: Where did you go?
You make some of the best posts, and you're one cool Canadian.
ceekay: I have trouble figuring out whether you're a nice guy or a mean guy
You definitely have my respect. I enjoy your works from the Photoshop thread
Cloudy: Keep up the good work with Photoshop. Hope your career works out, and if you have any more questions, feel free to ask me anytime!
Colin: Like c0nr4d, good with Photoshop.
c0nr4d: One of the best graphic designers around. Good luck with your career
CoolMac: It's amazing how you absorb insults and yet come out as one of the nicest guys on the forums. Good luck with the girl and the baby, and keep on smiling
Da_King23: You're the man! Thanks so much for helping me out with information about Italy and the language. I really appreciate all the time and effort you put in.
DoobieKnicks: Haven't seen you around in a while, but you were at the party. I double checked the video, you were there
Good luck with the girl situation.
Dramacydal: Too bad you're not around much as you used to be. Like some others, I like reading your posts.
Drex: Like Jona, you're one of the underrated posters around. Awesome guy, really nice, great posts, what more can I ask for?
Jona: Like Drex, you're one of the underrated posters around. One of the most enthusiastic posters around, I always look forward to reading your posts and your contributions in philosophy!
DWeaver: Hate him or love him, but he's one of the most intelligent and nicest guys around. I've learned a lot from you, and I really appreciate the contributions you put into this forum. Even with the baby and busy with work, I still hope to see you around in the future
End Boss: Excellent work with the Fantasy Draft and with your digital art
But I don't really like you. I tried to be nice as I can around you, but I think it's your personality. And no, I wasn't being sarcastic, I was being sardonic.
Extremely Sorry: Best nickname around! Made me laugh my ass off. Oh man.
FendeR': You crack me up with your posts
It's good seeing you around, and keep up the good work with Photoshop!
Fgrep15: Like air_gordon, You provide very good analysis of the NBA, and keep it up.
Gloveguy: One of the underrated posters. You provide some great insights, especially in NBA Talk. Hope GP ends up in a good team and be finally happy before he retires.
Habbakuk: I haven't seen you around in a while, hope things are going ok with school and such. One of the most intelligent guys around, and I love reading your posts. You give a hint of snobbish flavor to go with a creative and imaginative flow of sarcasm. Love it!
Incredible Jugs: You had the best nickname, but Extremely Sorry still prevailed, sorry. You got competition with Uncommon Sense, though! I like reading your posts, so I hope you stick around.
Indy: You and I have so much in common, and your posts, as always, are great. You're soooo fucking biased with the Pacers, though!
Its_Asdf: I love your nickname! I can't explain it, but it's great. For a 14 year old, you're a genious. Keep on posting!
Jae: Hands down, MVP of the NLSC. You're one of the funniest and smartest posters around. I don't think I look forward to anybody's posts more than yours. You're an all around good guy, and you're one of the main reasons for the NLSC's success. I'm hoping you'll still stick around the NLSC
Jackal: Your posts are classic. One of the funniest and most argumentive guys I've ever seen, but you still come out as a really good guy. I love reading your jokes, your occasional long posts, and you're one of the few guys that I could never refuse to not read. Great to have you around for a long, long time
Jowe: Not around as much, but you are friggin hilarious! One of the funniest guys, hands down.
Kobe101: You're young, so I'll go easy on you. Change your nickname, please! Kobe is not good. Kobe bad. Keep practicing your basketball skills, you'll get the hang of it. I also appreciate your enthusiasm with the NBA, as it's all new to you.
Legend: Bra! I love you! My best friend, through thick and thin, you never fail to make me laugh. I'm telling you, you'd have an awesome career on MadTV. Thanks for sticking around, and I'm looking forward to the future NBA Live X-Box games
lpasso.sol: Nice work with Photoshop! It's coming along really well, so keep it up!
magius: I just started noticing you around. Even though you don't get on the good side of some people, you make some pretty clever posts
Matthew: I never really got a chance to talk to you or see you around much, but from what I've heard, you seem like a great guy. Hope to see you around the forums more often
Mazzocchi: The reliable poster when it comes to weird and odd news. You're a good guy to have around the forums, and other than CoolMac, you take criticism very well.
Mikki.: Love your Photoshop works. If you're going into that field, you have a promising future.
MJ23KD5: Your little random blurts could either be spam or legit jokes, but I like having you around
Naomi: Jae's so luc- er, you're so lucky to have Jae. Take good care of him
I don't remember the PMs I sent you, I swear!
nellywifey: lil bra! Glad to see you gone.
Null_17: The reliable interpreter. Glad to see a TD fan around
Old School Fool: You're not around much these days, but I like reading your short blurbs.
Peter Griffin: Don't try to fit in to be cool. Be yourself, because right now, you have no identity. That being said, hope your girl situation works out.
PiksS: Sorry about the mispelling before, but I gotta give you credit for your Photoshop work.
PinoyIDOL: Mahubay!
Riot: You and I don't agree politically, but that's ok, I love reading your posts anyway
Ruff Ryder: You got some sweet digital art, and that Freestyle thread was one of the more successful threads.
Sauru: One of the most underrated posters. I haven't seen you around in a while, but your posts are always quality.
Sensation: Glad you got rid of the asterisks!
shadowgrin: You're not around much, but a recognized poster, nonethless.
ShbzMafia: One of my partners in Team Rodman. You'll be able to dunk on the ten footers anytime soon, and good luck with the writing career
The G.O.A.T.: Probably the smartest 12 year old ever. Hope things work out for the best for you, and always look forward to your new works. I think you've been 12 long enough, when the hell do you turn 13?
The X: A great poster. I always enjoy reading your comments, but you gotta go easy on the booze!
One of the coolest guys around, your contributions are awesome.
Uncommon Sense: I'm so sorry if I offended you with the fictional story above. It's not often we get a girl around here, so I hope I didn't scare you off
You're quite popular already, so hope you stick around.
VanK: I was trying to figure out whether you were gay or not for a long time, but you're quite the stud.
I actually really like reading your posts, and hope to see you around more often.
wisdom_kid: I don't know what to say.
Yohance: One of the legendary mods. It's always appreciated to see you posting from time to time.
Sorry if all the shoutouts seem repetitive, but I have nothing but (mostly) good things to say about (mostly) everyone. Sorry if I missed some people. Well, that's that, let the good times roll.
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its good to have you around and make such a good contribution to the boards. and thanks a lot for the shoutout.
