NLSC Freestyle Semi Finals: XianeX vs Cyanide.

[Jackal]

The X, I think the time limit is kind of up by now. It's nice someone's busy with their life & all but if we couldn't wait for Mazz & Answer, why are we waiting for him?

I know this'll sound jerkish given history, but it isn't about that, I'm actually looking forward to someone challenging Cy.

[cyanide]

I know this'll sound jerkish given history, but it isn't about that, I'm actually looking forward to someone challenging Cy.

Me too It's quite fun. I'm not freestylah like da otha ganstas and fo shit yo, but it's cool to rap in a different style, and yet be effective.

[Emiliano]

C'mon Dweaver, we are waiting for your comeback...

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

jackal is right, with my promotion and all my home working days are pretty much over, and I rarely get enough free time to take a leak of all thigs... so it's safe to say that Cy advances from this round...

[Fresh8]

Since, it seems that Weaver has pulled out, might as well post mine:

(Slow Rap)

Hustle wit me?
Big mistake
Cuss at me?
You’re just too fake
Ironman
You too weak
Think you’re good?
You’re way too meek

This ain’t a game
Won’t bring no fame
But when you out
You know I came
Sit’s my name
Member my name
Put my picture
In a platinum frame

(Faster Rap)

Everyone was thinking that you were so great
I’m sorry; your first rhyme was horrible mate
People ask you, ‘Ironman who?’
Right now I will, I’m going to answer for you

He ain’t punk, more like junk, you can go home now
Cause your ability to rhyme is awfully foul
You know I’m unbeatable, ain’t mistakable
Undeniable, I’m making you play the fool
My lyrical rhymes make you drool
Understandable, cause you know that I rule

(Slower)

W, to the I, double L
Going to the third round, can’t you tell?
All my homies, I want to hear you yell
‘The Day Sit came was the day Ironman fell’

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* 'He ain’t punk, more like junk, you can go home now
Cause your ability to rhyme is awfully foul'
You need to say this faster than the rest of the rap to make it sound right...

Thanks. Sit... good luck Ironman

[Jackal]

Your face just ruins this whole happening.

[Fresh8]

all righty. I'll take it off!

[Jackal]

You're much too kind.

[Fresh8]

No problems. I gotta do what I gotta do you know.

[The X]

damn Sit....your 1st freestyle at the start of the competition wasn't too bad....you've just got worse and worse as you've gone along no insult intended of course

so cyanide advances....Sit has started things off....I'm just waiting for Ironman to finish this off....hey Jackal, can you change the title?

[FendeR`]

jackal is right, with my promotion and all my home working days are pretty much over, and I rarely get enough free time to take a leak of all thigs... so it's safe to say that Cy advances from this round...

So you had enough time to make a post, but not enough to take 5 minutes to post a freestyle. Well, how can I blame you, after getting (as I like to say) "taken out back and beaten with a splintery wooden spoon and then tossed around in a burlap bag, proceeded by getting gangbanged by two three-legged Dobermans" so to speak.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

So you had enough time to make a post, but not enough to take 5 minutes to post a freestyle. Well, how can I blame you, after getting (as I like to say) "taken out back and beaten with a splintery wooden spoon and then tossed around in a burlap bag, proceeded by getting gangbanged by two three-legged Dobermans" so to speak.

Wow, are you bitter or what??? take it easy kid, nothing worth getting overly excited about...

[FendeR`]

Why would I be bitter? I didn't get ass-raped by (and in) cyanide's freestyle. And really, pops, if you call laughing overly excited, well then you're correct.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

I didn't get ass-raped by (and in) cyanide's freestyle.

So that's why my butt's been killin' me, eh Fends???

[The X]

I'll give Ironman until tomorrow to post his reply otherwise Sit pulls a Houdini and moves on to the semis to face cyanide

as for the ceekay vs answer/replacement matchup, I can't be bothered finding anybody....if someone who hasn't battled before wants to battle then feel free....otherwise ceekay advances through on forfeit to face xianex, who is looking like the odds on favourite to win at this point....

[The X]

Ironman forfeits....Sit moves on to face cyanide....

The Answer is away so he forfeits his matchup....ceekay moves on to face XianeX....

Semi-Final Matchups:
ceekay vs XianeX
cyanide vs Sit

okay, time for the 1st semi-final....ceekay vs XianeX....

[The X]

bump....

completely slipped my mind....

ceekay vs XianeX

do it

[cklitsie]

I forfeit, I don't really feel like making a freestyle.
XianeX can still go ahead and kill me, it's not like I'm backing out because I don't want him to write about me.

[XianeX]

X, you still want me to drop even though ceekay dropped out?

[The X]

feel free, it's up to you....anything to wake up this dead thread

better yet, if you're doing it on the spot, you can battle me at least you'll get a rebuttal and since ceekay doesn't want to be a part of it, I figured I should be ripped apart by the best freestyler in the nlsc....

[DaMVP]

nice thread...freestyle....wish I could do it

[The X]

XianeX advances through to Finals....

next up is Sit vs cyanide....

[Fresh8]

This is my shout before the final round yo
Everyone listen while I break it down yo
This will beat Cy like the police fighting crime
And you know what? I’m not even in my prime
After this I won’t be trying to get by on a dime
Production companies are hyped over my lyrical rhymes
I’m not all hype- heck no, I ain’t… lying
Next week, just see my record sales. They be… flying
And just as the attention starts to be… dying
Just watch my back account ‘cause it was… flying
I’ll get to taunt Cy with my pimped escalade
I get to say how I get a million errtime I get paid
My homies and my posse can start to go crazy
And China can celebrate by making a billion more babies
This is it, this is it yo, Time of reckoning
The time for y’all to recognise a legend’s home coming
And N L S C open up yo eyes
You just witnessed Sit taking out first prize

[cyanide]

Sit down, Sit! I said, fucking Sit down! God damn.
Your rhymes are so fucking lame, holy shit man!
Production companies? Police fighting crime?
Record sales? Billion babies? Get by on a dime?
You're just a fake, a wannabe gangsta prick,
A sad tool who eats chains and can't see shit!

Say, what happened to your stupid stories?
Did you almost go off a twenty storey?
I don't blame ya man, not after that incidient,
And hey, it was also one big coincidence!
You were all drunk on a farm down in Brisbane,
You fell, you 'Sit' on a horse's cock. Who's to blame?!

Nobody! You just fucking fell. Right on a schlong!
One rock hard throbbing penetrating eighteen long.
Sit, Sit! Right on the pole, right up your anus hole.
You gasped, sobered up, and you suddenly became whole.
You are now at one with yourself and a large beast.
You smiled with joy, you were relieved to say the least.

Sit became a bestial homo, an animal loving gay.
Bent over, the horse named Rudolph pounded his way!
Drenched in sweat, Sit loved the words, 'anal penetration.'
Ecsatic in joy, blood streamed out and became lubrication.
The horse rammed right up Sit for a whole sixteen minutes.
Rudolph suddenly ran away, and Sit screamed, "One more minute!"

Sit started to sob, and yelled, "I hate my life!"
"I just want to fly my pink and purple kite!"
Enough! He took his own fist and dug right into his hole,
It stretched and stretched then it ripped apart ten fold.
Sit shrieked and let out the gayest piercing scream,
He crawled to the nearest river, and drowned in the stream.

[cklitsie]

Killa Cy