where are the ladies?

[Riot]

This is my first time actually having a conversation with a girl. Even though it's not really a conversation since you haven't talked to me, I'm getting a stiffy just thinking about you.

[Old School Fool]

I swear to god Riot, you're being an incoherent penis.

[Username123]

I swear to god Riot, you're being an incoherent penis.

Not to harsh OSF, maybe Riot is telling the truth

[Jona]

You said your Mom speaks Spanish!
Can thou, Lady?

[cyanide]

You said your Mom speaks Spanish!
Can thou, Lady?

Sorry Jona, she said she only knows English

And I don't think girls like being called "Lady" lol (even though it's in her name, and it's much easier to abbreviate)

[J@3]

I have ban control, banning people for being incoherent penis's IS in the rules. So shut up.

[Riot]

Yup, you heard the man. Shut up you incoherent penis'.

*shakes head* Look at these retards hit on a girl over the internet.

[Jackal_]

Hell everyone is doing it.. my turn now. Lady of Rage, I love you and want to make babies with you. I don't care if I'm on a waiting list..I'm right below Jae

[Riot]

Bye. Legend, tell me how it feels to be on the bad end of the Banning Stick.

[Lady Of Rage]

This is my first time actually having a conversation with a girl. Even though it's not really a conversation since you haven't talked to me, I'm getting a stiffy just thinking about you.

LOL, i just had to go and ask about the "hard wood" classic thread didn't i? you guys are scaring me..j/k

[Riot]

My wood gets hard pretty easily.

[COOLmac©]

philippine acacia trees > compared to american pines

[Ruff Ryder]

philippine acacia trees > compared to american pines

You must not know much about the African [American] Sequoia.

[Drex]

I wonder how many posts Riot will have to make until Lady runs scared

[Riot]

Oh, come on. Lady and me have chemistry and this great friendship. She loves me no matter what I say or do, that's just how love works. Drex, someday you'll find your true love just like I have.

[J@3]

Hey Riot, since LadyOfRage seems too smart to fall for your obviously fantastic pick up lines, there's another girl on the forum who might go for it... have a look at her posts and see what you think...

http://www.nbaliveforums.com/search.php ... nellywifey

[Riot]

Is she really a girl?

[Drex]

Drex, someday you'll find your true love just like I have.

LMFAO Hopefully I'll find her in the city, not in some internet forums

[J@3]

Is she really a girl?

I'd say so, can't really do a check on that.

[Jackal_]

Bye. Legend, tell me how it feels to be on the bad end of the Banning Stick.

LOL what are you talking about kiddo..

I was joking around with Lady of Rage..found it funny how people go crazy as soon as they see a woman in the forum...are you even old enough to date?

[Riot]

You tell me what the legal age to date is and I'll tell you if I'm good.

[Cameron]

Welcome to the forum, miss Lady of Rage. As a team member here, I would suggest you browse to a few select threads, such as the thread about how you wipe your arse, the thread where a dude got banned for excessive womanizing, the pimple-popping thread (or as it was spelled IIRC, "poping"), and the thread where people describe when/how they got caught masturbating.

I hope these threads give you cause to have a long and plethorous posting life at the NLSC.

[Ruff Ryder]

Welcome to the forum, miss Lady of Rage. As a team member here, I would suggest you browse to a few select threads, such as the thread about how you wipe your arse, the thread where a dude got banned for excessive womanizing, the pimple-popping thread (or as it was spelled IIRC, "poping"), and the thread where people describe when/how they got caught masturbating.

I hope these threads give you cause to have a long and plethorous posting life at the NLSC.

*goes and deletes post*

[J@3]

*Bans Cameron*

[Cameron]

Lol, you wouldn't! Just be happy I didn't pull out some of the really bad threads...