NLSC Freestyle Semi Finals: XianeX vs Cyanide.

[Tuomas]

stop acting smart, stop acting cool
all you are is a nothing-ass tool
cut that out and get a new sig
and don't come back like lankyman did
this thread's getting ruined, plain and simple
and don't wanna hear you poping another pimple
pwned my ass - you lil-ass mark
it don't need much breakin you apart

[FendeR`]

ROFL, I just saw wisdom's pathetic rhymes. I don't take kindly to people lying about me wisdom, so let me set the truth straight: you know my dick is nowhere near as long as 1 inch

[Username123]

Pathetic?? why dont u try coming from first day of work and writng a whole paragraph of ryhmes?? And The answer that was nice, to tired to say anything right now to u

[Ruff Ryder]

You guys just plain suck, what the fuck's this?
I should have picked all 20 of you mc's to be judges
I've seen only a few good raps,
that means I'll give out only a few good plaques
but what the majority of yall need is a few good slaps
and if that ain't hard enough I'll give out a few good claps
Some of you guys need a feel good song
your mind is just corrupted and must feel just wrong
Call me a wack mc and that's why I ain't in
but I figure I'll give this shit a little spin
ain't nothing but the usual host of wiggers
one says he's better, but the other says he's bigger
one's gonna end up wetter, the other one smashed under my sneaker
I see 20 test tube babies who spilled out of a beaker
16 bars and your mental capacity is getting thinner
It'll be a damn trajedy to call one of you suckers a winner





Ok, wisdom_kid says he wants to be a judge again, but I know assoon as someone responds to his rhyme he'll be back at it, so make up your mind.

[Jackal]

Wisdom Kid...

Your rhymes are whack,
you sound more like you're on crack
what? by naming names you think you're all that?,
damn you're one slow cat
Dick? What were you doing looking at Fender's dick? You sure you didn't give it a lick you white ass hick?
You call me a whore? oh please don't be a bore
im gonna fuck you up at this junction, they'll need to give you a total facial reconstruction
online you act like charles manson, in real life you look like that pussy boy from hanson

listen up little bitch,
when im done with you, you'll be found in a ditch
dont you worry, this isn't the matrix, there won't be any weird ass glitch

back to the topic at hand, before you fucks all get me banned

are you sad i havent slept with you? is that why you cry to them oh boo hoo
you're like a nasty little flu, regardless, would you be my beau?

im tired of this flame,
come to think of it, its pretty lame
no point in fighting over the net with a dame
i've lost my aim, still, wisdom kid is the one to blame for dragging me into this lame ass game

shit, now i'm full of shame.

Hehe, it was more fun than I thought it would be, but for now, I'll stick to my day job. My first & last attempt at being black.

[Wormy10]

wormy10 what kind of faggot name is that
how'd you come up with it, was it the first ticket out the hat
in your first rhyme you shouldn't have called yourself wigger
im whiter, but i agree my flow's bigger
your favorite team's the kings, i can make you feel bitter
remember 2001, when robert horry pulled the trigger
if you answer this, the whole state of kentucky will get sickened
so get the fuck out or i will flame your ass into fried chicken

Nice
But Damn you for dissing the Kings ... Damn you

[FendeR`]

Pathetic?? why dont u try coming from first day of work and writng a whole paragraph of ryhmes??

What, do you serve the fries at McDonald's or something? Just shut up already.

RR, you are really going to let him be a judge? That's the definition of this smiley-

[Ruff Ryder]

Pathetic?? why dont u try coming from first day of work and writng a whole paragraph of ryhmes??

What, do you serve the fries at McDonald's or something? Just shut up already.

RR, you are really going to let him be a judge? That's the definition of this smiley-

I might have to evict him, lol. W_kid, why don't you just battle? With this beef here, how can I be so sure you won't try to jeopardize our contestants?

[Username123]

Wow Jakal where did u copy that from jk. Anyway Fender man shut up u always get offended and try to flame. FYI i dont work at McDonalds i transport (manually by hand) and clean computers. And Ruff Ryder i want to judge, not compete. I wont "jepordazie" any one, i am fair and never resutl to flaming anyone.

[FendeR`]

Just shut up already

Anyway Fender man shut up

Nice one.

"Hey wisdom, you're so dumb you couldn't find your way out of a closet if you had a map."

Wisdom: "OMG guys, what are you talking about, I could so find my way out of a closet, I would just open the door and walk out. OMG i wouldn't even need a map!!! I could probably get out without any light even if I had to. Well, I guess it depends on how big the closet is but still!! And I may not be that smart, but I'm taking my exams and their makin me smarter!! So just stop guys ok?? cuz you don't wanna get me started...

u always get offended and try to flame. FYI i dont work at McDonalds i transport (manually by hand) and clean computers

Does anyone else see any similarites?

u always get offended and try to flame.

This NLSC freestyle is hilarious
Mazz's shitty ryhmes mkae me delirous
IndyPacer should walk away cause now i am serious
I will bust u up like in dat Fight Club flick
and Fender please dont try to scare me with ur 1inch dick
Jona who da fuck u calling a tool?
dont try me you stupid fool
And Jae you have the shittest rhymes
da only reason u posted was to hit 6009
Jackal that fucked up NLSC whore
he slept wit everyone, but not wit me for sure
My name is wisdom_kid but u fools think i am on old man
i think this the end..o forgot about that bitch Iron Man
he keep running his mouth like ima take all that
One more word out his mouth I'll engrave my name on his back
Yea i may be skinny, but never wanting to be fat as shaq
but in a fight i'll overweigh u cause i got CoolMac behind my back Razz

Pwned.

Pathetic?? why dont u try coming from first day of work and writng a whole paragraph of ryhmes?? And The answer that was nice, to tired to say anything right now to u

You've nevered acted defensively or flamed in your entire life.

If you try to say anything else to try to defend yourself from what I've just exposed, that's sad. Just quit while you're a mile behind.

[-BHZMAFIA-]

I'm tryin' to see the president dead, presidents dead?, thats what I said.
But not the one in the white house man, the one with the green presidents head

Blue or red I'm still ridin', ladies be tellin' me that I'm sexcist
And I guess it's, cuz I always love the money over dresses

Always been about them horizontal lines through them S's
That's a dollar sign, Mafia flyin' watch how she undresses

I'ma take that pretty braud out to eat, and then leave her there with a
appetite

Niggaz tell me they look up to me, and I know what y'all mean
cuz I'm balling with tall green stacks taller then Yao Ming

All Bhz, Mafia the fullest, cruise with a gun
If being rich was a contest, Mazz you would've won

I know, but watch the jealousy cuz ya still a get trampled
If you got whipped in the past then ya still a example

Sorry, thats about 16 bars I already spit
I'll be waiting on lpasso to ask me again about a clit (remember that ruffryder )

[Username123]

Nice one.

?? I just said shut up... not freestyling.

Does anyone else see any similarites?

Yea i am that type of person who dosent like ppl making assumptions of me.

You've nevered acted defensively or flamed in your entire life.

I think u were the one who told me about sarcasm.. and yea i was being sarcastic. This is a freestyle thread remember But seriously i never flamed anyone here at NLSC, even if i did i was probly joking... never serious though. Defend my self u have exposed??? U havent exposed anything.. those were just my previous posts. And please dont u try to make me look stupid because w.e ur trying to say dosent make sense.. quoting my older posts thats reall nice

[J@3]

I thought The Answer's was good... I see that Mafia's driven straight down the gangsta road lol, and he mentions Yao Ming

Edit: Seeing asthough I know very little about freestyling... is it better for people to rhyme every line (kind of like what ceekay did) or to rhyme every 2nd line? Personally I prefer the latter, but I'd rather someone who has a clue actually let me know.

[Ruff Ryder]

I thought The Answer's was good... I see that Mafia's driven straight down the gangsta road lol, and he mentions Yao Ming

Edit: Seeing asthough I know very little about freestyling... is it better for people to rhyme every line (kind of like what ceekay did) or to rhyme every 2nd line? Personally I prefer the latter, but I'd rather someone who has a clue actually let me know.

Every line is better unless your rhyming internally. This isn't regular poetry lol.

[The GOAT]

Rhyming more than one syllable (sp?) also makes it sound a lot better.

[The X]

hmm....I thought I said I would judge, not freestyle

I'll stick to being a judge....otherwise you'll get a bit of the following....

You call that a rap
I call it crap
The only thing you're gonna be wrapping 5 years from now
Is my chicken and lamb kebab



as I said, I'll stick to being a judge, if you want me to that is

[Riot]

Is there anyway Captain America can get in this contestizzle?

[cyanide]

Anybody can

I haven't even posted my first one yet, since I'm busy these days, and I don't even listen to rap. My first attempt is going to suck balls. Stay tuned.

[COOLmac©]

together, forever motherfucker
you wont see me later
but now is the time
post here post there motherfucker
you will hear from me hater
coz now is the time!!!!!!!!


hey how'd i do?

[Riot]

We are just suppose to post a rap whenever we can? Like I could lay down some hot licks right now and get first place and be gone?

[iG®]

Hey you homie tool, just stop it fucking fool
you aint no funny you don't have a schhol,
go back to the office or the boss will make a doom
you're more illiterate then that faggot Andrew Bynum,
You' heard me right , fucking pussy dawg
you are really a spammer, but you aint gonna be a mod,
Have you gone already, you're scared alright
Just don't come back or your ass will be tight!

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

All you guys ain't worth a dime,
Just go out and kill some time,

You all rap like little kids,
have you ever even seen a woman's tits?

I don't know if you have heard,
but in the 'hood the call me Busta Dredd

I don't know what you've been told,
but no, I ain't going bald... (comical relief )

hey Jae, who the fuck made you a mod,
now all you do is go around and play God

W-Kid you poor misguided tool,
remove "wisdom" from your name, it ain't making you cool

Mafia, my man, you can't rap for shit,
hey, what's that antenna thingie coming out of your dick?

Pfft, all you guys are a bunch of scrubs,
just back down already before I have to kick your ass.

Peace. Word. Whatever.

[Tuomas]

you're last rhyme was crap, you think you're alladat
thinking you can strike me out but no, tip your cap

'cause Ima jack you mark, so use the right to walk
or Ima gonna hit your rhymes out the friggin park

now get your old ass outta here as fast as you can
or I'm gonna slay your cat and get you a permanent ban

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

Who da funk is that,
spouting all that crap

I'm not into baseball, you ignorant twat,
so get you butt outta here, before a bust ya a cap.

[Tuomas]

I'm laughing my ass off with that last whack rhyme
can't you see that it's about the fucking time
for you to quit and jump out the sinking ship
and don't you ever come to me with that gangsta shit.
because you don't know who you're up against now
I'll hit you with my right like boom boom pow!
so stop the fuss before you get kicked in your rear
because I play strong like Shaquille O'Neal.
You know how Shaq beats everybody down?
Just like that I'll throw you face first to the ground... sucka