PISTONS ROCK MAGAZINE
ARTICLE-The Aftermath
Detroit, MI-Rasheed Wallace’s head was even messed up more than before. Luckily, ESPN anchors Cotton McKnight and Pepper Brooks were able to catch up with Rasheed Wallace and Ira Newble after the fight.
“Sheeeeed, how’s it going?” asked McKnight.
“Terrible. I feel like I have a headache in four different places. As soon as I got my hands on the wigger [Newble] he started pulling my hair like a little girl! I’m not sure how it looks now, but Rip [Richard Hamilton] says it’s pretty bad. I may have to go bald.”
“You might have to go bald,” said McNight
“Naw, I was just kidding!”
“Are you going to have to sit out due to injury?”
“Maybe, I’m not sure. My ribs are feeling very tender though, even though Newble doesn’t hit hard. It was just a real cheap shot though.”
“What do you think will happen the next time you two meet?”
“I’m going to try to keep it safe and avoid him, but I’ll pound on him in the game. If the jerk wants to mess wit me though, I’ll jack him up more than his pickup truck”
Brooks caught up with Newble.
“Do you regret doing what you did?” asked Brooks.
“Naw dog, I was just keeping it gangsta, you know da ropes homie. Nobody messes with the dog. You mess wit da dog, you get bit! Woof! Woof!”
“You are aware of your 3-game suspension, right? How do you think the team will do without you?”
“Man, I think they gonna be losin all 3 of them games know what I mean? They ain’t got my explosiveness, they ain’t got game like me.”
”You’ve scored single digits in most games so far.”
”That’s cuz Bron been hogging the ball.”
“He’s been injured….”
“Well McNasty been hoggin the ball.”
“You post up and take it?”
“Yep I’ll take it in the post.”
“On the perimeter?”
“Yep, out there too.”
“In the butt?”
“Any day-Wait!”
“It’s also rumored you will be traded. What do you think of that?”
“Thank Goodness! I’ll get to finally touch the ball probably!”
“Also it’s rumored you will be a guest fighter on Fight Night Round 3, would you like to be in it?”
“Yeah, sure, I could beat Ali, Frazier, Roy Jones, they don’t stand NO chance against me!”
“Well, um, see you on the bench.”
Ira Newble Update-
Can he stop fighting???
Today, David Stern announced the suspension of Ira Newble for the rest of his playing career for kicking Mike Dunleavy Jr. in the jaw. When asked about Ira Newble's suspension, David Stern replied, "This needed to be done the first time he fought with Rasheed Wallace. The first punnishment was not enough and he is deserving this penalty. I believe it is a fair punnishment and it it for the good of the Cavaliers and the whole NBA."