He was slowly becoming my favorite player in the league. 
Nice job picking up Evans and House. It's a VERY realistic deal and you got some outside shooting help compared to what that wigger was bringing .:[The Chosen One]:.|CLE @ CHA|
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by -BHZMAFIA- on Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:36 am
Nice deal even though I wish you would've kept Jones He was slowly becoming my favorite player in the league. Nice job picking up Evans and House. It's a VERY realistic deal and you got some outside shooting help compared to what that wigger was bringing
He was slowly becoming my favorite player in the league. Nice job picking up Evans and House. It's a VERY realistic deal and you got some outside shooting help compared to what that wigger was bringing 
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by Ruff Ryder on Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:44 am
Cavs vs. T-Wolves
I personally set a goal to not allow over 100 points, plus we had new breath. We picked up Mo Energy and Eddie Longstockings from Sac town. In the first it was as low scoring as possible, but Z had 7 of our 19 points. We only gave up 16, and all was going as planned. The second quarter followed the same as the first, we held Minny to just 20. The only thing was LBJ wasn’t scoring well, he didn’t even get 1 FT attempt. At the half it was 42-36, our favor. We were doing a better than respectable job on KG.
In the second half Sam I am and the funky hair twins started putting the ball in the hole. Troy Hudson had 13 of his 17 in the third quarter, as I watched our lead dwindle all the way down to five. Slow framerate (like 8 fps) also complicated our attack, so I had to let the CPU duke it out for a few possessions. Eddie House got in and knocked down a 3, and we finally had some bench power. Tractor Traylor filled in for Z who got himself into foul trouble and put up a steady 9 points 11 rebounds in just 14 minutes. LBJ still struggled but found his touch threw passing, shooting just 8/25, but dialing up 9 assists.
Mo Energy in his debut led us in scoring for most of the game, and finished with 18 points on 8/9 shooting.
We pulled it out, with me half asleep while the CPU held on for me, 98-87.
Meanwhile, Ira Newble was serving his second game of suspension.
“Another lucky win. So what if my damn prediction was off a little bit. I don’t give a flying 747 Osama bin Laden homo hillbilly f*ck. I got one more game and I’m back in, biatch. So holla at ya boy laterzzzz. One.”
LeBron gets a breakaway..
I personally set a goal to not allow over 100 points, plus we had new breath. We picked up Mo Energy and Eddie Longstockings from Sac town. In the first it was as low scoring as possible, but Z had 7 of our 19 points. We only gave up 16, and all was going as planned. The second quarter followed the same as the first, we held Minny to just 20. The only thing was LBJ wasn’t scoring well, he didn’t even get 1 FT attempt. At the half it was 42-36, our favor. We were doing a better than respectable job on KG.
In the second half Sam I am and the funky hair twins started putting the ball in the hole. Troy Hudson had 13 of his 17 in the third quarter, as I watched our lead dwindle all the way down to five. Slow framerate (like 8 fps) also complicated our attack, so I had to let the CPU duke it out for a few possessions. Eddie House got in and knocked down a 3, and we finally had some bench power. Tractor Traylor filled in for Z who got himself into foul trouble and put up a steady 9 points 11 rebounds in just 14 minutes. LBJ still struggled but found his touch threw passing, shooting just 8/25, but dialing up 9 assists.
Mo Energy in his debut led us in scoring for most of the game, and finished with 18 points on 8/9 shooting.
We pulled it out, with me half asleep while the CPU held on for me, 98-87.
Meanwhile, Ira Newble was serving his second game of suspension.
“Another lucky win. So what if my damn prediction was off a little bit. I don’t give a flying 747 Osama bin Laden homo hillbilly f*ck. I got one more game and I’m back in, biatch. So holla at ya boy laterzzzz. One.”
LeBron gets a breakaway..
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by Jugs on Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:35 pm
Gambit wrote:Meanwhile, Ira Newble was serving his second game of suspension.
“Another lucky win. So what if my damn prediction was off a little bit. I don’t give a flying 747 Osama bin Laden homo hillbilly f*ck. I got one more game and I’m back in, biatch. So holla at ya boy laterzzzz. One.”
he should get the WOTY award (Wigger of the Year award)- Jugs
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by -BHZMAFIA- on Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:52 am
Evans making a good debut. Looks like he may be a canidate for MIP if he continues performing at a high level.
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by Ruff Ryder on Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:30 am
magadag25 wrote:Gambit wrote:Meanwhile, Ira Newble was serving his second game of suspension.
“Another lucky win. So what if my damn prediction was off a little bit. I don’t give a flying 747 Osama bin Laden homo hillbilly f*ck. I got one more game and I’m back in, biatch. So holla at ya boy laterzzzz. One.”
Who would the competition be? 
Cloudy wrote:(Y) Turning Cavs into a defensive team...
No, trying to turn the Cavs into a defensive team.
iLLuzionz]
[quote="Batman© wrote:Evans making a good debut. Looks like he may be a canidate for MIP if he continues performing at a high level.
or rookie of the year.
ye man ill keep my eye on this dynasty [/quote]
He's not a rook; He played 10 games with Minny in the 01-02 season.
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by Ruff Ryder on Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:30 am
magadag25 wrote:Gambit wrote:Meanwhile, Ira Newble was serving his second game of suspension.
“Another lucky win. So what if my damn prediction was off a little bit. I don’t give a flying 747 Osama bin Laden homo hillbilly f*ck. I got one more game and I’m back in, biatch. So holla at ya boy laterzzzz. One.”
Who would the competition be? Cloudy wrote:(Y) Turning Cavs into a defensive team...
No, trying to turn the Cavs into a defensive team.
iLLuzionz wrote:Batman© wrote:Evans making a good debut. Looks like he may be a canidate for MIP if he continues performing at a high level.
or rookie of the year.
ye man ill keep my eye on this dynasty
He's not a rook; He played 10 games with Minny in the 01-02 season.
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by Ruff Ryder on Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:32 am
Cavs @ Nets
So much for trying to allow less than 100 points this game. I tried to slow down the ball and take longer possessions, but I couldn’t stop VC. I had Mo Energy on VC in the first quarter, and he was doing a respectable job. As soon as I took him out VC went OFF. He started knocking down everything and taking the ball right to the rack to score. He dropped in 15 as NJ went up 34-25 in the first. LeBron was once again passive (dropping 9 dimes), but Evans got back on offense. We played better in the first and I shortened the gap, and with the final two minutes I said it was one of our best defensive quarters. Then they scored like 10 in the last 2 minutes, deflating us, and bringing on a “fuck it.” Evans got back in and VC went for 0 in the 2nd.
Down 61-54, we went into the 3rd and hit 4 shots in a row, bringing us within 3 of the lead. We pretty much traded baskets from there to the end of the game. VC, RJ, and JKidd started putting it on us in the 4th quarter. All 3 of them got 20 atleast. Eddie Longstockings got in and started knocking down J’s like crazy. He went 4/7 from 3. We were robbed twice in the 4th when 2 three pointers were counted as two (it wasn’t even close
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Seraph and Jay-Z were in attendance
It got down to the final 2 minutes and we were seriously flirting with the lead, but LeBron missed a layup that would have cut the lead to 2, then on the next possession Z missed a layup and that was the end for us. NJ took it away 117-109.
McInnis gets McNasty
So much for trying to allow less than 100 points this game. I tried to slow down the ball and take longer possessions, but I couldn’t stop VC. I had Mo Energy on VC in the first quarter, and he was doing a respectable job. As soon as I took him out VC went OFF. He started knocking down everything and taking the ball right to the rack to score. He dropped in 15 as NJ went up 34-25 in the first. LeBron was once again passive (dropping 9 dimes), but Evans got back on offense. We played better in the first and I shortened the gap, and with the final two minutes I said it was one of our best defensive quarters. Then they scored like 10 in the last 2 minutes, deflating us, and bringing on a “fuck it.” Evans got back in and VC went for 0 in the 2nd.
Down 61-54, we went into the 3rd and hit 4 shots in a row, bringing us within 3 of the lead. We pretty much traded baskets from there to the end of the game. VC, RJ, and JKidd started putting it on us in the 4th quarter. All 3 of them got 20 atleast. Eddie Longstockings got in and started knocking down J’s like crazy. He went 4/7 from 3. We were robbed twice in the 4th when 2 three pointers were counted as two (it wasn’t even close
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Seraph and Jay-Z were in attendance
It got down to the final 2 minutes and we were seriously flirting with the lead, but LeBron missed a layup that would have cut the lead to 2, then on the next possession Z missed a layup and that was the end for us. NJ took it away 117-109.
McInnis gets McNasty
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by -BHZMAFIA- on Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:03 am
Cloudy wrote:Wow, what a lost... Yay! Indy won...
Why isn't Jay-Z wearing his Sean John?
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by Ruff Ryder on Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:19 am
ceekay wrote:Ruffy, you're animated gif's are not working...
Sean John is from Puffy, Jay-Z has Rocawear as shown in the pic up there.
Fixed, I don't know what happened.
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by Ruff Ryder on Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:42 pm
The Flash - match_66 wrote:Your Photobucket Account, has exceeded its bandwidth dude.
Yeah, just got the e-mail.
Edit: Pics will be back up in 2 days.
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by Ruff Ryder on Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:45 am
magadag25 wrote:What is the Bandwidth Limit for Photobucket.com (i'm a photobucket user)
1500 mbs in a month.
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by Ruff Ryder on Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:19 am
Seraph wrote:this is 4sho the most funny dynasty around
Don't sweat it, plenty of ideas left.
THE MAILMAN wrote:Man,Nets big trio kicked your ass
Thanks for saying it the nice way.
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by Ruff Ryder on Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:21 am
Cavs vs Hornets
LeBron James with the tomohawk (click pic)
I figured this game was going to be crazy easy, with the Hornets, winners of only 4 games. I decided to try to impose my defensive will and hold them to under 100, at best under 80. I kinda saw myself win 115-79 or so…
Well the first was going as planned. I started on a 14-4 run and we were mashing them. LeBron had found his touch offensively finally, but Mo Energy wasn’t shooting as high as before, but we were doing a good job. He only shot 2/11 compared to his normal nights. They started a late run and ended up with 23, a little more than I wanted.
In the second quarter JR Smith and Casey Jacobsen started lighting us up. JR came in and knocked down a few 3’s, but LeBron answered back. Bron had 21 by the half and we were up 59-45, just coasting. Then the injury bug hit us. Mo Energy went to the rack strong and was fouled, but came up limping. He had to be helped off of the court and didn’t return.
In the second half they started coming back behind some 3 point shooting, and I wasn’t even paying attention until our lead was like 5. It was the 4th quarter with 9 minutes to go when they took the lead. I went right back down the court with LBJ and put a 3 right in JRs eyes, giving us a 2 point lead. Casey Jacobsen erupted with 17 in the fourth quarter. We traded baskets for a while, but I finally pushed the lead back up to 7, and we held on.
“Hey motherfucker! You forgot to put me in asswipe! See what happened now, Maurizzle got injurizzled dizzle, and now ima be back, biatch! You aint got much options homie.”-Ira Newble
LeBron James with the tomohawk (click pic)
I figured this game was going to be crazy easy, with the Hornets, winners of only 4 games. I decided to try to impose my defensive will and hold them to under 100, at best under 80. I kinda saw myself win 115-79 or so…
Well the first was going as planned. I started on a 14-4 run and we were mashing them. LeBron had found his touch offensively finally, but Mo Energy wasn’t shooting as high as before, but we were doing a good job. He only shot 2/11 compared to his normal nights. They started a late run and ended up with 23, a little more than I wanted.
In the second quarter JR Smith and Casey Jacobsen started lighting us up. JR came in and knocked down a few 3’s, but LeBron answered back. Bron had 21 by the half and we were up 59-45, just coasting. Then the injury bug hit us. Mo Energy went to the rack strong and was fouled, but came up limping. He had to be helped off of the court and didn’t return.
In the second half they started coming back behind some 3 point shooting, and I wasn’t even paying attention until our lead was like 5. It was the 4th quarter with 9 minutes to go when they took the lead. I went right back down the court with LBJ and put a 3 right in JRs eyes, giving us a 2 point lead. Casey Jacobsen erupted with 17 in the fourth quarter. We traded baskets for a while, but I finally pushed the lead back up to 7, and we held on.
“Hey motherfucker! You forgot to put me in asswipe! See what happened now, Maurizzle got injurizzled dizzle, and now ima be back, biatch! You aint got much options homie.”-Ira Newble
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by -BHZMAFIA- on Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:19 am
White boy Jacobsen lit you up badly. Tough thing that Evans was hurt too, hopefully it won't affect his game THAT much.
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by Ruff Ryder on Sun Jun 19, 2005 3:25 am
Cavs @ Hawks
Retro Night
I came in with the same mindset as the last game, looking to whip up on some scrubs. Maurice Evans shook off his injury and played tonight, but I brought Ira Newble in for a few minutes. Evans played 37 minutes, injury free with 15 points on 7/12 shooting. Anyway in the first quarter we were doing good trying to hold Atlanta under 100; I know what you’re thinking-That can’t be too hard. Then Gugs hit a half court shot with 1 second to go in the quarter. :X
By half time we were doing good, LeBron had a wide array of jams, and J-Smoove was swatting shots like a human fly swatter. We went into the locker room tied at 47. In the second half we started on a 11-3 run, but they countered with a 10-2 run and my goal was looking dim again. In the 4th quarter they took the lead from us. We were doing an excellent job on Al Harrington, but they got a quiet 26 from Tony Delk. Jeff McInnis played good for us though, and he went 3/5 from downtown.
LeBron James struggled once again shooting, just 10/27. He was 0/6 from downtown and I swear 4 of those shots were wide open from the exact same spot on the left side of the 3 point line. Drew Gooden came up big earning POG in our small win over Atlanta. They broke the 100 point mark with 22 seconds to go.
Tractor Traylor had 14 points and 5 rebounds off of the bench, proving he’s a good commodity for our team. Eddie House also played good bringing us 8 points (he’s wicked fast in the game too.).
Newble on the game:
“We was pretty tight out there, ya know. I got back and brought all the team unity, I was playing great off of the bench. I knew he wasn’t gonna keep this brotha out forever, fo shizzle. Yall wait lil homies.”
LeBron James with the and1
Retro Night
I came in with the same mindset as the last game, looking to whip up on some scrubs. Maurice Evans shook off his injury and played tonight, but I brought Ira Newble in for a few minutes. Evans played 37 minutes, injury free with 15 points on 7/12 shooting. Anyway in the first quarter we were doing good trying to hold Atlanta under 100; I know what you’re thinking-That can’t be too hard.
Then Gugs hit a half court shot with 1 second to go in the quarter. :X
By half time we were doing good, LeBron had a wide array of jams, and J-Smoove was swatting shots like a human fly swatter. We went into the locker room tied at 47. In the second half we started on a 11-3 run, but they countered with a 10-2 run and my goal was looking dim again. In the 4th quarter they took the lead from us. We were doing an excellent job on Al Harrington, but they got a quiet 26 from Tony Delk. Jeff McInnis played good for us though, and he went 3/5 from downtown.
LeBron James struggled once again shooting, just 10/27. He was 0/6 from downtown and I swear 4 of those shots were wide open from the exact same spot on the left side of the 3 point line. Drew Gooden came up big earning POG in our small win over Atlanta. They broke the 100 point mark with 22 seconds to go.
Tractor Traylor had 14 points and 5 rebounds off of the bench, proving he’s a good commodity for our team. Eddie House also played good bringing us 8 points (he’s wicked fast in the game too.).
Newble on the game:
“We was pretty tight out there, ya know. I got back and brought all the team unity, I was playing great off of the bench. I knew he wasn’t gonna keep this brotha out forever, fo shizzle. Yall wait lil homies.”
LeBron James with the and1
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