Cavs vs Hornets
I figured this game was going to be crazy easy, with the Hornets, winners of only 4 games. I decided to try to impose my defensive will and hold them to under 100, at best under 80. I kinda saw myself win 115-79 or so…
Well the first was going as planned. I started on a 14-4 run and we were mashing them. LeBron had found his touch offensively finally, but Mo Energy wasn’t shooting as high as before, but we were doing a good job. He only shot 2/11 compared to his normal nights. They started a late run and ended up with 23, a little more than I wanted.
In the second quarter JR Smith and Casey Jacobsen started lighting us up. JR came in and knocked down a few 3’s, but LeBron answered back. Bron had 21 by the half and we were up 59-45, just coasting. Then the injury bug hit us. Mo Energy went to the rack strong and was fouled, but came up limping. He had to be helped off of the court and didn’t return.
In the second half they started coming back behind some 3 point shooting, and I wasn’t even paying attention until our lead was like 5. It was the 4th quarter with 9 minutes to go when they took the lead. I went right back down the court with LBJ and put a 3 right in JRs eyes, giving us a 2 point lead. Casey Jacobsen erupted with 17 in the fourth quarter. We traded baskets for a while, but I finally pushed the lead back up to 7, and we held on.
“Hey motherfucker! You forgot to put me in asswipe! See what happened now, Maurizzle got injurizzled dizzle, and now ima be back, biatch! You aint got much options homie.”-Ira Newble
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Cavs @ Nets
Vince Carter destroyed us
So much for trying to allow less than 100 points this game. I tried to slow down the ball and take longer possessions, but I couldn’t stop VC. I had Mo Energy on VC in the first quarter, and he was doing a respectable job. As soon as I took him out VC went OFF. He started knocking down everything and taking the ball right to the rack to score. He dropped in 15 as NJ went up 34-25 in the first. LeBron was once again passive (dropping 9 dimes), but Evans got back on offense. We played better in the first and I shortened the gap, and with the final two minutes I said it was one of our best defensive quarters. Then they scored like 10 in the last 2 minutes, deflating us, and bringing on a “fuck it.” Evans got back in and VC went for 0 in the 2nd.
LeBron and Vince
Down 61-54, we went into the 3rd and hit 4 shots in a row, bringing us within 3 of the lead. We pretty much traded baskets from there to the end of the game. VC, RJ, and JKidd started putting it on us in the 4th quarter. All 3 of them got 20 atleast. Eddie Longstockings got in and started knocking down J’s like crazy. He went 4/7 from 3. We were robbed twice in the 4th when 2 three pointers were counted as two (it wasn’t even close
)
Seraph and Hov
It got down to the final 2 minutes and we were seriously flirting with the lead, but LeBron missed a layup that would have cut the lead to 2, then on the next possession Z missed a layup and that was the end for us. NJ took it away 117-109.
Box Score
McInnis gets McNasty
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Cavs vs. T-Wolves
LeBron James on the drive
I personally set a goal to not allow over 100 points, plus we had new breath. We picked up Mo Energy and Eddie Longstockings from Sac town. In the first it was as low scoring as possible, but Z had 7 of our 19 points. We only gave up 16, and all was going as planned. The second quarter followed the same as the first, we held Minny to just 20. The only thing was LBJ wasn’t scoring well, he didn’t even get 1 FT attempt. At the half it was 42-36, our favor. We were doing a better than respectable job on KG.
KG with the slam
In the second half Sam I am and the funky hair twins started putting the ball in the hole. Troy Hudson had 13 of his 17 in the third quarter, as I watched our lead dwindle all the way down to five. Slow framerate (like 8 fps) also complicated our attack, so I had to let the CPU duke it out for a few possessions. Eddie House got in and knocked down a 3, and we finally had some bench power.
Tractor Traylor filled in for Z who got himself into foul trouble and put up a steady 9 points 11 rebounds in just 14 minutes. LBJ still struggled but found his touch threw passing, shooting just 8/25, but dialing up 9 assists.
Maurice Evans makes a strong first impression.
Mo Energy in his debut led us in scoring for most of the game, and finished with 18 points on 8/9 shooting.
We pulled it out, with me half asleep while the CPU held on for me, 98-87.
Meanwhile, Ira Newble was serving his second game of suspension.
“Another lucky win. So what if my damn prediction was off a little bit. I don’t give a flying 747 Osama bin Laden homo hillbilly f*ck. I got one more game and I’m back in, biatch. So holla at ya boy laterzzzz. One.”
Box Score
LeBron gets a breakaway..
Box Score
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Cavs @ Pistons
A little malice at the palace
The first quarter set the pace for the game. Detroit swatted everything and they smothered us defensively. We barely made it to 20 points. The second quarter was pretty much the same, but LeBron James was doing everything offensively for us. Gooden and Z played a little bit, but there wasn’t much there. Wigger was frustrated through the whole game. He shot just 1/7 and only 2 points. James had 13-5-7 at the half, flirting with a triple double.
James recorded his first triple double of the season.
In the 3rd we fell even farther behind, ended up down buy as many as 23. James had some problems, but continued to go to the basket, etc. Traylor (9 pts 8 rebs) and Sideshow Bob played well like usual off the bench, but the only problem is our lack of long range shooting. Darko entered the game, to signal it was over with 6 minutes to go in the 4th. He even scored, 2 points and 1 rebound. Well with an insurmountable lead, it happened. Yep, it happened.
Wigger/n00ble went to the rack hard, trying to draw a foul on Rasheed Wallace, but was called for an offensive foul. He was ecstatic and turned around and supposedly called Rasheed a “pussy n*gger”. Sheed lashed back with that stare he does and started yelling obscenities at Newble, even insulting his mom.
“He said my mom was so fat, she could make a sweater from all her belly-button lint,” said Newble.
“Ain’t no bitchass motherf----- gonna call me a n*gger and get away with it. I ain’t toleratin that s---.” Replied Sheed.
Newble threw the first punch and nailed Sheed right in the crotch. A cheap shot it was because Sheed was looking toward to official and didn’t see it coming. Then in retaliation Wallace hit Newble in the mouth with a left hook, then threw his hands in the air like he didn’t do anything.
Newble swung at Sheeds head and bloodied his jaw. Sheed tackled him and threw him into the scorers table. Security had to stop the fight.
Commissioner Stern had this to say-“I’m
not going to punish Rasheed for his actions. I’m going to leave it to Coach Brown to do that. Ira Newble will be suspended for the next 3 games, with no pay.
LeBron was asked what happened. “I saw Newble go up for the shot, and
I think it was a bad call. Then I saw him say something and Rasheed went off. He said a whole lotta stuff I can’t repeat here. Then Ira nailed him in the twins, and that was just dirty. He had it coming to him.”
“How do you guys think you’re going to do without Newble?”
“Well I don’t think it will be a huge on-court difference, since he did bring much offensively anyway. We kept him for defensive purposes, but he didn’t play to his potential there. Word is out that Usher is looking for a trade.”
Box Score
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Cavs vs. Blazers
Jeff McInnis, despite shooting a bad game, was all over his former team.
All was well in the first quarter, as Darius Miles (former Cavalier) was matched up against LeBron James. James, finally recovered from his injury, was reade to play as soon as he stepped on the floor. Notching 7 first quarter points, it was evident he was ready to explode. We took the lead late in the 1st behind Gooden and James, and were up 2 heading into the 2nd. In the 2nd Portland blitzed us. Mighty Mouse was hitting everything. McInnis (former Blazer) had no answer for him. It was when he went out that we managed to put points on the board. Shareef and Randolph were killing our big men, as they were immovable on the block. Gooden picked up his 3rd foul about midway through and had to sit. We were down 9 going into the break.
James dunks
In the 3rd the Blazers came out bringing more of the same, and took a 15 point advantage behind Mighty Mouse’s 9 3rd quarter points. Travis Outlaw [11 points], Miles, and Patterson (the Kobe stopper
) each spent time guarding LeBron but James still got 8 in that quarter. We fought back and ended up down 3 going into the 4th.
In the 4th quarter LeBron James really took over. He started knocking down jumpers and being aggressive. We had a number of 3 point plays, and a number that weren’t converted. Tractor Traylor and Anderson Varejao played good for us off the bench. Traylor had 8 and Sideshow Bob had 10. We took the lead with about 9 minutes to go, and we wouldn’t let go. They came back, but we held on behind LeBron’s 20 fourth quarter points. Portland couldn’t get a 3, shooting just 1/10 from downtown, as we were 3/11. Final was 114-104.
James goes against former teammate Darius Miles
Box Score
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Cavs @ Grizzlies
JWill taking it to us.I had to restore a backup of my players.dbf so some of the stats are messed up, like Z has played 20 games, but his individual stats say 17, but it’s not a big loss. Anyway, LeBron was pushing through the injury again, and we couldn’t get any offense in the beginning of the 1st. They outscored us 10-2 in the first 2 minutes. Then Drew-Good woke up and started going basket for basket with the Spanish Fly. And damn, who woulda thought they made 7 foot Spanish flies? Those damn burritos I’m telling ya. Anyway, we rallied late in the 1st, behind Gooden and Wagner. As soon as Wag got in he knocked down a 3. We ended up down 3 heading into the 2nd. Pau had 14 rebounds, and I was afraid he might end up with 30 by the end of the game.
[size=9]Waggy played a pretty good game off the benchHell started to break loose in the second quarter. Jason Williams started knocking down threes, then everyone did. LeBron had to sit most of it due to his calf, and nobody was really giving us offense. We ended up down 14 headed into the half. McNasty was still bucketless, 0-6. I had to play LeBron extended minutes, until he was hands on knees and barely making it up and down the court. We managed to get back in the game after being down 20, and cut the lead to as close as 3. Then Posey came off of the bench, I blinked, and we were down 10 again. From there we never recovered. Gooden boosted his stats though and had a better overall game than Pau, but in a losing effort.
Wigger on the game, “We rallied late in the game homies, they saw us coming. I was knocking down water bottles all over the bench. Then I came in and had one of my best games [2 points]. I don’t know why Coach Brown didn’t play me longer. I was on Fiiiiire! Holla Holla”
Player of the Game Pau Gasol 18 points 22 rebounds 5 blocks
Pau Gasol 18 points 22 rebounds 5 blocksLeBron James throws a sick no look pass between James Posey’s legsLeBron James with the 2 handed windmillJ-Will with the steal and dunk===================================================
Cavs @ Spurs[size=9]Bruce Bowen was up to his dirrrrty play again, just check that hand in Bron’s face
Amazingly we managed to outscore the Spurs in the first quarter, putting up more than 30 against a well rounded D like theirs. LeBron was still feeling the injury, but played about twice as much as before. He scored just 4 in the first, but it was good enough. In the second San Antonio fought back behind TD and TP. A well rounded team game was played and they had our lead down to 2 by the half. Jeff “McNasty” McInnis was tearing up the Spurs, still excelling in the absence of LeBron. He had 17 by halftime.
In the second half LeBron was determined to keep us up, and put the ball in the whole. He missed 20 points again, but that wasn’t the real deal. He tried to keep the team involved, and McInnis played like a real point guard. Apparently, he’s not fond of the trade block, and wants to stay. Our three point shooting was the best it’s been all season, and if Wigger could make a shot, it’d be even better. Anyway, McInnis was letting it rain from out there, definitely his best night.
McInnis played a great game
In the fourth SA came storming back, and even took the lead late in the game. With us up by one and 55 seconds to go, McInnis fouled out. We had to concentrate on getting the ball to LeBron. Bruce Bowen gave SA the lead with a double clutch layup under 40 seconds to go. We managed to get back with Z getting an easy shot on the offensive end. Toilet Paper [read: Tony Parker] lit us up for 13 in the fourth, but couldn’t get 16 as he missed a decent look at a 3. We won this one, 112-107.
Box Score
LeBron James crosses over and goes to the rack
Snow and Z execute the pic and roll to perfection
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Cavs @ Bulls
Duhon goes up for a layup.
Well we kept it close in the first quarter. Keeping up with the Baby Bulls is not an easy thing to do. We were slightly mismatched with Wigger trying to guard Ben Gordon. Yeah, so you say we have a mismatch and should post Wigger up on Gordon on offense right? Well it would be that easy if Wigger could make a friggin layup or jump shot. LeBron was still playing with a sore calf, from a strained calf about 2 weeks ago. We had to rely on other guys besides LeBron, which is hard in itself, but Jeff McInnis continued playing well without James.
[size=9]Illgauskas goal tends a shot.
Unfortuanately he logged just 15 minutes. Hinrich and the whole Bulls offense woke up and started the take over. Hinrich was hitting 3’s and by the time I knew it we were down double digits in the second quarter. We cut the lead to nine by halftime, but that was as close as we got. We played the next two quarters close scoring wise, but that was just it. We didn’t outscore them. Ben Gordon was putting on a show, lighting up Newble and everyone that tried to guard him. They had 3 players with 20+ points, we had 2 guys with just 15-17. LeBron should be healthy by the weekend, but we have the Spurs next.
Ira Newble comments on the loss-“Dawg, we was close ya know, well sorta. If my Negro Bron Bron was AG then it’s straight shooting homie. Word, holla after we beat the Spurs. Ch-Ch-Chyeah!”
what a wigger…
Newble’s defense sucked like usual, so he’ll probably get less minutes now.
Box Score
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Cavs vs. Nets
Drew Gooden stuffs one
We started off hot, with everyone but LeBron doing damage. LeBron just pretty much stood around and watched, but he couldn’t make a shot period. Instead guys like McNasty and Drew-Good aka “I ain’t no Boozer” stepped it up. 4 players were in double digits by the half and we held the NJ team to just 35 points. In the second we were coasting for most of the game. I pulled Jiri and put in Wigger because, supposedly, he has better defense. Well Vince Carter burned Wigger pretty damn bad. He hit J’s on him, dunked on him, and just mashed his punk honky ass.
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[size=9]”Move Bitch” VC was talking trash all game[/url]
We tried to cling on, and I ran a few plays for LeBron, but he couldn’t make anything. On the other hand, “I ain’t no Boozer” was busting some ass and taking some names. We managed to keep the lead to 22 until the 4th started. Then VC continued to destroy Wigger. I swear VC dropped 25 on him in the second half, because he wasn’t even in double digits in the first. I’m like “WTF Wigger, you can’t guard nobody. Go back with Snoop Dogg’s groupies.”
They cut the lead all the way to 4, but we managed to push it back up. We narrowly escaped 98-83. LeBron went ¼ from the FT line in the last 2 minutes. Drew Gooden walked out with POG honors, devastating and dominating.
Wigger is officially now on the trading block. I’m trying to decide between Gerald Wallace, Devin Brown, or Darius Miles.
Box Score
McNasty keeps up the hot play.
LeBron with the tomohawk.
LeBron couldn't buy a basket.
. Let me quote myself again: “I am black so that means I may update it a few times a week, once a week, or maybe just leave it there for a month. 
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He really should be kicked out of the game and the league 
Is it the Sophmore jinx?
![[size=9]Waggy played a pretty good game off the bench](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/ruffryder8/Cavs%20dynasty/wag.png){kind=link}
