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Homer's Internet Dating... More Of The Story...

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Homer's Internet Dating... More Of The Story...

Postby J@3 on Mon May 09, 2005 5:32 am

I was going through my .txt files today when I found one I thought I'd lost. Alot of the new guys might not know, but Homer was a fairly prominant NLSC poster (think COOLmac but a billion times worse) and one day I got bored and set up an account at RateMyBody.com using his picture. I wrote a profile for him and everything and by all accounts it was fairly accurate. I didn't come clean about it at the time because I'd only just got the mod-job and I didn't want to screw up :lol: Matthew kindly offered to post my link, but then started feeling guilty about it and got me to take it down.

Anyways, while I was pretending to be Homer I sent out a few PM's to girls on the site. Here is what transpired...

Homer says:
Hello baby !!! I know u think i sexy !!! And ty !!! Maybe we can meet and sex or sth !!! Hit me back !!!


I sent that message out to about 9 girls...

jenifor2
no thanks


So Homer replied with...

Homer to jenifor2
Ok !!! But you are missing out !!! 110% Homer baby !!!


And she came back with...

jenifor2 says:
yea i dont think so...bye


Some of the other replies were a bit more aggressive...

BrAt_FaCe says:
haha if thats not a joke i dont know what is your far from even comming close to being sexy no i wouldnt meet you sex even if u lived next door get a life


bedunkadunk says:
you have issues, and I'm suprised you're still not a virgin. kthx bye


Ouch, so Homer replied to her with...

Homer to bedunkadunk
i am virgin !!! dont judge me baby !!!


Who elequently came back with...

bedunkadunk says:
faggot.


Here's more replies...

boy_lover says:
wateva


nike_girl says:
umm i never said i think u look good cause to be on the honest side u aint a perfect 10 maybe a 3.5


BaByBoO says:
umm sorry but i don't think ur sexy and NO i would never meet you


tinkerbell14 says:
you're a psycho to think i would even do that


wtfimnotpunk says:
uhm i dont care for egotistical people sorry


Then something strange happened. Someone took a liking to ol' Homor...

OoOSaRaHoOo says:
lol maybie


:| I had to reply...

Homer to OoOSaRaHoOo
Ok baby !!! All other girl, they say "FUCK OFF Homer" !!! You are nice though !!! Homer like !!!


Unbelievably, she came back with...

OoOSaRaHoOo says:
well duh cause im nice like that ... Homer? define that


Being the smooth operator he is, Homor only had one thing to say to that...

Homor to OoOSaRaHoOo
It is Turk name !!! In Turkyie, mean "SEXY BITCH" !!! HAHA !!! Homer is 100% funny !!! Stand up comedian yes? !!!


The romance ended there, she didn't reply :cry:

I/Homer also got this one, I dunno wtf it means though :lol:

htaner says:
selam Homer nerden


I sent this one out to a fair few aswell...

Hello !!! I am Homer, from Turkey !!! I love you !!! You are sex !!! y !!! Hit me back momma !!! Yea yea Im ugly, it hurts like hell !!!

Why am I not hitting on that !!! You are hot like hell !!!


But the account got removed before I got any replies (N)

Anyways, I figured I'd share that considering I had to give myself constant brain freezes pretending to be Homer.

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Note, Homer is the one hitting it from the back.
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Postby FendeR` on Mon May 09, 2005 5:46 am

Wow, nice (Y) Rofl, sounds like it'd be hilarious to do.
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Postby Dramacydal on Mon May 09, 2005 5:46 am

:lol: haha, thats hilarious.

the good old times with homor around, it was pretty fun but also freaking annoying at times.
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Postby PiksS on Mon May 09, 2005 6:12 am

:lol: nice (Y)
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Postby The GOAT on Mon May 09, 2005 7:47 am

lol at some of these...
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Postby Riot on Mon May 09, 2005 8:59 am

Guys...I AM HOMOR!!!
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Postby Ruff Ryder on Mon May 09, 2005 9:51 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jae you bastard... :D
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Postby cyanide on Mon May 09, 2005 10:27 am

lol, so that's the infamous sheep gif.. I was looking for that one to use for the first NLSC challenge. Who's the guy in the front? Lankyman?
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Postby COOLmac© on Mon May 09, 2005 11:12 am

did you really do this?
you are a funny man :wink:
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Postby Drex on Mon May 09, 2005 11:48 am

It's Homor humping Jason/LeBron/Duncan/The Punisher/Castle :P
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Mon May 09, 2005 11:52 am

Too much idle time... but funny nevertheless... :|
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Postby Jona on Mon May 09, 2005 12:12 pm

LOOOOLL I would have loved being here while Homer posted!! :P
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Postby cyanide on Mon May 09, 2005 12:18 pm

Same here. He sounds like a really funny guy (but I would understand why he'd be so annoying at times). Did he get banned or just stopped visiting?
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Postby Colin on Mon May 09, 2005 12:26 pm

He gave his account away. Someone changed the name to Humper.
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Postby cyanide on Mon May 09, 2005 12:32 pm

So he never made a new account, and that was the end of Homor?
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Postby Riot on Mon May 09, 2005 12:43 pm

Pope Riot wrote:Guys...I AM HOMOR!!!
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Postby The GOAT on Mon May 09, 2005 12:53 pm

Colin wrote:He gave his account away. Someone changed the name to Humper.
No he changed it to Humper. Then he posted his password and Jackal changed it...
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Postby J@3 on Mon May 09, 2005 3:16 pm

He has a "Homer" account... he said he was leaving the NLSC about 500 times, one time he did it only to re-emerge as JJ. He changed the name of JJ to Homer.
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Postby COOLmac© on Mon May 09, 2005 3:34 pm

homer=COOLmac
if anyone believes that then you could just go rub your pipi to the frozen asphalt.you nerd :mrgreen:
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Postby Nick on Mon May 09, 2005 6:02 pm

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Lol wouldn't this have to be one of the funniest things Jowe has ever done.
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Postby Fresh8 on Mon May 09, 2005 6:05 pm

lmao @ Jae's post.. crazyness...
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Postby J@3 on Mon May 09, 2005 6:37 pm

Nick wrote:
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Lol wouldn't this have to be one of the funniest things Jowe has ever done.


Yeah, although it was equally as funny when he was pissed off that Stevan didn't credit him for making it :lol: :lol:
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Postby Mazzocchi on Mon May 09, 2005 8:44 pm

hahaha that is some funny stuff :lol:
i thought this was a re-creation of the NLSC Dating Service when my eyes jumped to the first quote.
Ha wish I could see the profile
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Postby Jowe on Mon May 09, 2005 9:45 pm

Jae wrote:
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Lol wouldn't this have to be one of the funniest things Jowe has ever done.


Yeah, although it was equally as funny when he was pissed off that Stevan didn't credit him for making it :lol: :lol:


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anyway i remember when you 1st told me of this at the time.. :lol: Still got a link to that site?
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Postby J@3 on Mon May 09, 2005 10:39 pm

RateMyBody.com lol... the Homer profile isn't up anymore because Matthew wanted me to delete the account, he started feeling bad about it :lol:

I also set up Homer accounts at like 4 or 5 different rating type sites but I forgot the URL's.
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