what's your dumb name?

This is hilarious - let me know
your new
name!!

This only takes a minute and its fun.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes
when you have a stressful day or week,
you need some silliness to break up the
day. Here is your dose...Follow the
instructions to find your new name.

The following in an excerpt from
a*children's book, "Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new
names...

Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your new first name:

a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gidget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = flunky

l = boobie

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = tootie

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of your new last
name:

a = apple

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new
last name:

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

Thus, for example, George W.* Bush's
new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

and me I'm DORKEY GIZZARDPANTS

Buttercup Waffle

I could be on the iHop Menu.

Dorky Gizzardpants? I thought it would be something more insulting.

c = buttercup o = bubble k = butt

Buttercup BubbleButt???


All B's..

LOL i thought its BS but it's B's
hey OSF i thought i just caught a glimpse of your porn star name minutes ago? why'd change it?

goober chickenbrain

I don't like it that much

This is what i got:

COOLmac©

what I really got wasn't really fun at all though. Crusty Applehead. how boring...

Last edited by Null17 on Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:24 am, edited 1 time in total.

This is what i got:

COOLmac©

dude you're killing me...

btw i'm Chim-Chim Appleburger

wtf were you
typing like
this for its
very annoying
for people who
like to read
things properly

it's because
he's CoolMAC
and he likes
to make
weird and
pointless
threads
like the NBA
Daily Crap
thread that
you locked

I feel
asthough I
did the
NLSC a
great service
by locking
that thread

You are a strange one CoolMac....

either way....

Gidget Applefanny

COOLmac...why exactly were you reading Captain Underpants? 8 year olds read that!

Exactly, you shouldnt take on a challenge like that for a few more years when you can use the potty all by yourself.

Is it possible to ban people from just creating topics?

COOLmac...why exactly were you reading Captain Underpants? 8 year olds read that!

I read the FIRST Book in 2nd Grade, it's the shit.

I was in 2nd Grade though, these days I grow more and more HATE for COOLmac, especially...

Because
he
types
like
this

Is it possible to ban people from just creating topics?

not sure about that one, but there is a mod to limit the amount of posts someone makes per day...

hmmmm lol

Loopy Appletush

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Chim-Chim Gigglehead

Stinky applejuice

assistant pimpmastoh

Poopsie Toiletnose

Loopy Liversniffer WTF

assistant pimpmastoh

What an amazing coincidence!

Gidget Wafflechunks

Zippy Cootiekisser