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Yo Momma Jokes (split from Yao thread)

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Postby J@3 on Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:15 pm

kevC wrote:hmm deleting your inital post? what's wrong Jae?
you seem darn smart and condescending with "I don't know about you, but I haven't got all day to sit here and pretend I care what some 15 year old says about me. It's been nice talking with you Kevin, I'm sorry that you've made yourself come across like a pompous dickhead but that's not really my fault is it. I'm sure you'll post something very long and damaging once I'm gone, because hey, you wouldn't want me to respond or anything would you."


No, I deleted it because I wanted to respond to your post before I left. Nothing more.
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Postby kevC on Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:16 pm

Oh you must know all my social life because of two people I talk with online!
I slip away
I slipped on a little white lie
We've got heads on sticks, You've got ventriloquists
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed
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Postby kevC on Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:20 pm

Also, scholastic achievements are an accurate measure of one's intelligence (book smart) which you attempted to undermine of me with comments such as "pseudo-intelligent comments attempting to look intelligent"

It's the same accurate measure of looking at how big of an imbecile someone is by their behavior at a forum.

Try to find more words to describe me besides "pompous", "fuckwit", and "dickhead' :lol:
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Postby David on Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:36 pm

KevC you pompous fuckwit dickhead leave Jae alone... his scholastic achievement is dropping out four or five years ago.. and then bumming around Europe with his parents...
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Postby Andrew on Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:30 pm

kevC wrote:When was the last time NLSC made a project or a mod for NBA Live?


The 95/96 Mod for NBA Live 2004, last year. Not everyone involved was a member of the NLSC staff though.

Anyway, this thread has gone a fair way off topic so it might be best to leave it at that. If there's anything else to say, I guess I'll split the topic.
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Postby kevC on Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:35 pm

this thread has gone a fair way off topic


That's an understatement :lol: .

I do respect that 95/96 patch btw but that doesn't have anything to do with Jae's criticizing of "exclusive patchers".
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Postby air gordon on Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:07 pm

i'm looking at the time between replies.. could you guys just talk about this on msn or something rather then air this dirty laundry
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Postby J@3 on Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:10 pm

David wrote:KevC you pompous fuckwit dickhead leave Jae alone... his scholastic achievement is dropping out four or five years ago.. and then bumming around Europe with his parents...


You really don't know a single thing about me do you.

Anyways, I'll split this thread up and move it so we can get the fighting bits out of it.
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Postby J@3 on Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:20 pm

Also, scholastic achievements are an accurate measure of one's intelligence (book smart) which you attempted to undermine of me with comments such as "pseudo-intelligent comments attempting to look intelligent"

It's the same accurate measure of looking at how big of an imbecile someone is by their behavior at a forum.


Lol so behaviour at an internet forum is an accurate measure of what someone's like offline? Fair enough. Although I have to disagree with your initial statement, you can't measure someones intelligence by "scholastic achievements" alone... if I went to a school with 30 other people and won every award they were giving out, would that make me any smarter than someone going to a school of 2,000 who hasn't won anything?
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Postby David on Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:28 pm

Jae wrote:You really don't know a single thing about me do you.


Jae wrote:So we're going to "you don't even know me" now? Great, what's next? Yo momma jokes?
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Postby J@3 on Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:43 pm

Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
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Postby David on Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:49 pm

Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
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Postby J@3 on Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:50 pm

Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
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Postby David on Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:51 pm

Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
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Postby J@3 on Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:53 pm

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
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Postby David on Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:54 pm

Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.
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Postby J@3 on Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:58 pm

Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention
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Postby David on Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:00 pm

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
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Postby J@3 on Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:06 pm

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
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Postby David on Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:08 pm

Yo momma so fat when she sits on Shep's face he can't hear the stereo.
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Postby J@3 on Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:15 pm

:lol: poor Shep, just can't get a break these days.
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Postby cklitsie on Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:18 pm

Pretty nice collection of "Yo Momma Jokes" here
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Postby Null17 on Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:24 pm

time to change the topic to 'your momma jokes'
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:44 pm

What an absolute waste of reading time... arguing with momma jokes :roll:
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Postby Jackal on Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:31 pm

That's why you have the choice of not reading. Amazing eh?
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