Yo Momma Jokes (split from Yao thread)

[kevC]

Laughing nice one Sherlock... what other team could I have used? "Seriously, who was a Hawks fan before Yao got drafted"... bandwagoners are a cancer to sports, I can understand people in China getting all giddy about Yao and following Houston, but it's the American-based Asians that shit me the most. KevC and the like.

OH EM GEE I AM SHOO SHOWEE I HAVE ANNOYED YOU GREAT WHITE MAN FROM AUSTRALIA!!

I will now drive off in my custom-designed Honda Civic and go take the SAT in a Yao Ming jersey smelling like soy sauce.

[David]

KevC lives in Houston.. so why not follow the houston rockets.. stupid aussie..

[J@3]

Laughing nice one Sherlock... what other team could I have used? "Seriously, who was a Hawks fan before Yao got drafted"... bandwagoners are a cancer to sports, I can understand people in China getting all giddy about Yao and following Houston, but it's the American-based Asians that shit me the most. KevC and the like.

OH EM GEE I AM SHOO SHOWEE I HAVE ANNOYED YOU GREAT WHITE MAN FROM AUSTRALIA!!

retard.

And David, nice to see you grace us with your presence to defend your little moderating Ben wannabe

[David]

And David, nice to see you grace us with your presence to defend your little moderating Ben wannabe

Who is the Ben wannabe? I remember when Ben posted on these forums... pissing off 96% of people by insulting them, and most of the rest do that fake liking thing like everyone now does for you.. so who is the Ben wannabe?

making fun of Aussies = racism
insulting asians because they're asian = being the funniest poster yet again, how do you do it?

[J@3]

insulting asians because they're asian = being the funniest poster yet again, how do you do it?

It's called a personality, I'm sure you'll grow one someday

and most of the rest do that fake liking thing like everyone now does for you

don't cry David, .org loves you!

[kevC]

Jae, your condescending nature is greatly downplayed by the fact that you're an asshole and use your moderating "powers" as a threat.

But hey, you're a funny guy and you make jokes so it's all good!

[J@3]

Where have I ever used my moderating "powers" as a threat? I'm too busy actually moderating to do anything like that, I'm sure you're familiar with it with the amount of forum traffic you guys get.

[kevC]

Really... too busy moderating huh? more like too busy dating people you've met online pathetic...

[J@3]

Really... too busy moderating huh? more like too busy dating people you've met online pathetic...

LOL! You moron. We met here, where I live, in Adelaide and we also talk online because it's cheaper than a phone call. You've just made a dead set fuckwit out of yourself. By the way, abusing moderating powers? How about editing peoples posts for no reason. Not that you have, because you don't do anything besides attempt to give Ben gratuitus amounts of e-blowjobs.

[David]

Where have I ever used my moderating "powers" as a threat? I'm too busy actually moderating to do anything like that, I'm sure you're familiar with it with the amount of forum traffic you guys get.

Jae.. i'm glad you can differentiate between people and their occupations and don't insult them for that like you do their race...have any bad things to say about programmers? should I be dissing on the NLSC and your job too...what is it you do again?

[kevC]

LOL! Either way getting your girlfriend to sign up for a forum you moderate seems pretty pathetic to me... does it make you feel big that you moderate such a great forum? Does she find that hot?

[J@3]

Absolutely nothing. I enjoy my life, I don't have to worry about waking up at 25 years of age and having an internet website be my biggest concern. So once again, where did I use my moderating powers to threaten people?

[J@3]

LOL! Either way getting your girlfriend to sign up for a forum you moderate seems pretty pathetic to me... does it make you feel big that you moderate such a great forum? Does she find that hot?

I don't know, I didn't even ask to become a moderator... you on the other hand, joining up the little moderator elections and then pretty much begging for the position? You tell me. You couldn't even win a moderator election lol, I guess being a loser online is a reflection of life for you offline. Once again, I didn't get her to sign up I actually explained what happened in another thread but I'm sure you've read it already, seeing asthough you've got nothing to read at .org.

[kevC]

The moderator election was no more than an emulation of a political election and I had fun with it as I am interested in politics... much like the fun you have with your pathetic little "reality TV show" you have here

[J@3]

My pathetic little reality TV show might seem shit to you but at least as a moderator I'm trying to actually do things to improve the quality of the forums. What are you doing for that KevC? I know from what David said in the past you guys have noticed the steaming pile of shit that is Off Topic and Spam Threads, so what are you doing as a moderator to make them any better?

[kevC]

My primary duty is a patching director not a moderator dumbass... I'm not really obligated to moderate as David does most of that...

[J@3]

You're listed as a moderator dipshit. You still have a responsibility, or did you just want to see your name there?

[kevC]

As did you, I didn't ask to be moderator, they gave me that position because I spend a lot of time on the dotorg forums and I can notice newbs posting in the wrong forums and such which I do find and do move... The primary thing I have to do is make and find patcher to make patches that will benefit the community... I guess I haven't "fulfilled my duty" as a moderator because I don't flame every single newbie and stupid posters I can find, start "reality shows",give "burns of the week", rank posters and give them lame-ass title as "tool of the week" (OOH I bet you're going to make me one this week, what an honor)

[J@3]

As did you, I didn't ask to be moderator, they gave me that position because I spend a lot of time on the dotorg forums and I can notice newbs posting in the wrong forums and such which I do find and do move

you didn't ask for it? You joined the election. Don't give me that rubbish about just wanting to be involved because you're into politics, geez, you probably didn't even care until you met Ben (who just happens to be very interested in politics).

The primary thing I have to do is make and find patcher to make patches that will benefit the community

Oh yes! Exclusive patchers. That's so great for the community.

I guess I haven't "fulfilled my duty" as a moderator because I don't flame every single newbie and stupid posters I can find, start "reality shows",give "burns of the week", rank posters and give them lame-ass title as "tool of the week" (OOH I bet you're going to make me one this week, what an honor)

I thought you were paying attention? Nevermind. You couldn't do any of that stuff to begin with. I'm afraid you're just really, really boring.

[kevC]

Actually, apparently there's precedent for directors to be moderators so that's why I was given the position. I wasn't aware of that and I didn't really understand why I'm moderator either.

And yes, exclusive patchers are great for the community because great patchers collaborate to make great projects, isn't NLSC trying to do the same thing? When was the last time NLSC made a project or a mod for NBA Live?

I stopped paying attention to your shitty "NLSC weekly" threads after reading a few because the sheer stupidity made me want to vomit...

Don't try to make it look like I am not interested in politics you don't even know me...

[J@3]

Actually, apparently there's precedent for directors to be moderators so that's why I was given the position. I wasn't aware of that and I didn't really understand why I'm moderator either.

And yes, exclusive patchers are great for the community because great patchers collaborate to make great projects, isn't NLSC trying to do the same thing? When was the last time NLSC made a project or a mod for NBA Live?

I'm afraid you're just really, really boring.

I stopped paying attention to your shitty "NLSC weekly" threads after reading a few because the sheer stupidity made me want to vomit...

If only you had choked on it.

Don't try to make it look like I am not interested in politics you don't even know me...

Yeah yeah I'm sure you were such a fanatical politics fan before you met Ben. You're such an insect, you actually physically make my skin crawl. I don't know whether it's your naturally sleazy nature and the pseudo-intellectual comments you come out with in an attempt to sound intelligent, or it's just because you're you. So we're going to "you don't even know me" now? Great, what's next? Yo momma jokes?

[kevC]

Attempt to sound intelligent? Please don't make me resort to scholastic achievements to prove my "intelligence".

Again, it's rather lame involving the oh-so trite "What's next yo mamma jokes?" come back.

The fact of the matter is, you don't know me. You've never talked to me. You don't know where I come from or who I associate with. Yet you try to poke fun at me by making assumptions while I criticize you for your known behavior in the forums.

[kevC]

17.. you're what 19? Oh I'm sorry I forgot to respect the elderly as that is a typical trait of Asians that you love to generalize

[kevC]

hmm deleting your inital post? what's wrong Jae?
you seem darn smart and condescending with "I don't know about you, but I haven't got all day to sit here and pretend I care what some 15 year old says about me. It's been nice talking with you Kevin, I'm sorry that you've made yourself come across like a pompous dickhead but that's not really my fault is it. I'm sure you'll post something very long and damaging once I'm gone, because hey, you wouldn't want me to respond or anything would you."

[J@3]

Attempt to sound intelligent? Please don't make me resort to scholastic achievements to prove my "intelligence".

Attempt to sound intelligent? Please don't make me resort to scholastic achievements to prove my "intelligence".

Sorry I just wanted everyone to read that

Again, it's rather lame involving the oh-so trite "What's next yo mamma jokes?" come back.

Yeah, because the "you don't know me" defense is such an immensely intelligent thing to use.

The fact of the matter is, you don't know me. You've never talked to me. You don't know where I come from or who I associate with. Yet you try to poke fun at me by making assumptions while I criticize you for your known behavior in the forums.

Are you seriously that thick? I know who you associate with genius. You've been hanging off the combined e-dicks of Ben and David since you joined the NBA Live community.

If by criticizing me for my known behaviour means making fun of the Weekly Thread and the Reality Show, then by all means go ahead. I'm putting in an effort, but I'm sure you do to. It'd be pretty physically and mentally taxing to write "Do you want to patch for .org?" in a PM.

Anyways I don't know about you but I have to go, I'm going to make another assumption and say that your social life doesn't extend beyond school. I'm sure you'll post something long and damaging after I'm gone, or why don't you humour us all and post your scholastic achievements for everyone to read. It's not as if you could possibly come across as a pompous jackass anymore than you currently do right now.