Saying farewell guys, I'm moving to Guyana.....

by **Riot** on Mon Dec 13, 2004 4:27 pm

hey man, I gave it a warning...but you OBVIOUSLY didn't listen.

by **J@3** on Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:16 pm

Holy fucking hell... that made me gag. I could edit that post to get rid of the picture, but that'd mean I would have to look at it again.

by **Null17** on Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:48 pm

OMG! this is probably the scariest thread i've been to...what the hell was that??! remove that last pic puh-lease!

by **Guest** on Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:10 pm

Riot, wtf is wrong with you....you evil bastard. That pic shall haunt my dreams forever. Its 1st thing in the morning as well, not nice :crazy:

by **Stevan** on Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:03 pm

Riot,
I'm warning you right now. That shit was totally uncalled for. It is against the rules to post pictures of women where you can "pick a fold" for sexual intercourse.

As for Serena, I know I'll cop some shit over this, but I'd give her a go. Nothing else, just a thrashing right there on the grass. Those who say they wouldn't... you're lying!! :lol:

I like some meat on my women, it's a mediterrenean thing. Nothing over the top either. I don't like stick figure chicks. Though, I'm not fond of the hairy upper lip, thank god it's not that common :lol:

Either way I'm about to find out real soon...[/img]

by **J@3** on Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:17 pm

Ah come on, those are two of the best pics of her I've ever seen. Show one of the ones where she looks like King Kong on the tennis court, sweating like a pig and growing small rainforests under her arms.

by **Null17** on Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:03 pm

Jae™ wrote:Ah come on, those are two of the best pics of her I've ever seen. Show one of the ones where she looks like King Kong on the tennis court, sweating like a pig and growing small rainforests under her arms.

i've seen some pics of her in those situations and boy was she scary

by **Stevan** on Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:52 pm

LOL I did say I'd do her right there on that grass in that picture. On the tennis court, I haven't seen the hairy armpit thing, though I could go for some 'over the net' action. I'm pretty good up at the net, slamming it any opportunity I get :lol:

Really, you wouldn't touch any chick when she's sweating and supporting feminist extrimists with the armpit hair. It's not just Serena Williams. I'm not really attracted to her, but she brings out animal urges for some reason... :lol:

Shit I've said too much.

by **Ataraxia** on Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:13 pm

ummm I prolly wont do any of the ^^^^^^ ...

Ugh, Serena Williams is sickenin....her tits r the size of her body and her ass is like two of her heads combined.....

hottest african-american women(for me)
-Their are much better pics out there, just quick samples-

Meagan Good

Traci Bingham

by **John-John Joe** on Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:42 pm

Stevan wrote:Riot,
I'm warning you right now. That shit was totally uncalled for. It is against the rules to post pictures of women where you can "pick a fold" for sexual intercourse.

That had to be the most reprehensible thing I've ever seen in my entire life. NOT cool!

As for Serena, I know I'll cop some shit over this, but I'd give her a go. Nothing else, just a thrashing right there on the grass. Those who say they wouldn't... you're lying!! :lol:

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Serena is beautiful, straight up. As I eluded to earlier there are two standards of beuty on this planet, Afrocentric and Eurocentric. Serena is most definitely the former and not the latter. Pretty smile and a sexy body, she's got it going on.

by **John-John Joe** on Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:01 am

Najira wrote:ummm I prolly wont do any of the ^^^^^^ ...

Ugh, Serena Williams is sickenin....her tits r the size of her body and her ass is like two of her heads combined.....

That's how I like them. I've noticed that guys who have that eurocentric standard of beauty like women who's bodies look awkward as a motherfucka. Big on top and small on the bottom? Uh-uh, no thanks.

Ass like two of her heads combined? You say that like it's a bad thing! :lol:

I like a girl with some "junk in the trunk" straight up, who wants to hit a girl from the back and feel nothing but coccyx (tailbone)?!? :lol:

hottest african-american women(for me)
-Their are much better pics out there, just quick samples-

Meagan Good

Traci Bingham

Meagan is hot as hell straight up, but Traci doesn't do shit for me. Once again, I can see those with eurocentric standards of beauty finding those particular females attractive, especially Traci. She looks like a white girl dipped in chocolate! :lol:

In the immortal words of the new president of Def Jam records and owner of the Brooklyn Nets Shawn (Jay-Z) Carter: "I'll show you how to do this son!"

Now THAT'S a beautiful woman gentleman, absolutely. Stay tuned for my next post when I school y'all on banging bodies! :lol:

by **Ataraxia** on Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:09 am

shit forgot abt her.....shes just (y)

.......

her body would prolly be the ideal body for me.....strong in both areas but not overgrown/over the limit.

plus Im not "eurocentric"......Im from South Asia, The Land of Brown Ppl :wink:

just look south of India, right at the bottom tip south and u'll find my location (y)

by **John-John Joe** on Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:13 am

Okay fellas, Females 101 is now in session. Your professor Dr. Naismith is here to school your asses on the finer points of the female gender.

Quick recap:

Beautiful! Okay, now for the body. THIS is what I'm talking about right 'chere! Hehehehe...

Wooo-ooo-WOOO! Good LAWD! Don't EVER let me see her naked on payday! :lol:

by **Ataraxia** on Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:24 am

Dre u need hormone control.....cause maaaaaaaan I dunno what u been eating or smoking but your hormones are quadrupaling in production. :crazyeyes:

by **J@3** on Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:15 am

She's not too bad. Would look better with longer hair.

That's absolutely grotesque.

by **Null17** on Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:33 am

i like big t&a and all but those asses are just freaky!

by **John-John Joe** on Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:44 am

Jae™ wrote:

She's not too bad. Would look better with longer hair.

"Not too bad???"

Wow, you're a tough customer Big J. She's one of the finest out there. I love that short hair cut too, very sexy.

That's absolutely grotesque.

You're crazy as a fox my brother. She's a queen and that is a bonafide throne for her to sit on! :lol:

I'm still waiting to see the girls you think is fine Mr. "Ebert and Roeper." :lol:

by **J@3** on Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:30 am

Well, here's the snake hipped implant having blonde lol...

Heidi Klum
Taylor Cole

I'd do more but my internet's playing up

by **John-John Joe** on Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:57 am

Jae™ wrote:Well, here's the snake hipped implant having blonde lol...

Heidi Klum
Taylor Cole

I'd do more but my internet's playing up

I think they're both cute, but I want to see the WHOLE package.

by **Drex** on Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:15 am

C'mon, Dre, I don't mind a girl with a nice ass, but that's just disgusting! That's huge. I had a girlfriend with an ass like that, and it was pretty difficult, um, touching it :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/Drex/nenu.bmp(Y)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/Drex/baby.jpg (Y)

by **John-John Joe** on Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:23 am

Drex wrote:
C'mon, Dre, I don't mind a girl with a nice ass, but that's just disgusting! That's huge. I had a girlfriend with an ass like that, and it was pretty difficult, um, touching it

Disgusting? Hehehe, you guys are crazy. But why should I be surprised? If I asked virtually any brother what they thought about that beautiful ass they'd concur that it is absolutely delicious! :lol:

Funny how culturally, standards of beauty can differ so greatly....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/Drex/nenu.bmp(Y)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/Drex/baby.jpg

Ehhh. Once again, let's see the whole body.

by **cklitsie** on Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:09 am

Dre Naismith wrote:Ehhh. Once again, let's see the whole body.

Man, you're a pervert. :lol:

And I'm not sure if it's defined by culture or whatever, but if you saw a white woman with such an ass (disgusting if you aks me) on eg. Oprah, would you consider it a 'fine ass'?

by **John-John Joe** on Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:35 am

cklitsie wrote:
Dre Naismith wrote:Ehhh. Once again, let's see the whole body.
Man, you're a pervert. And I'm not sure if it's defined by culture or whatever, but if you saw a white woman with such an ass (disgusting if you aks me) on eg. Oprah, would you consider it a 'fine ass'?

Pervert? Fellas, fellas, fellas, plain and simple, you don't fuck her face. (Okay, I know you can but you know what I mean.) I want to see what she's working with!

Oprah?!? C'mon man.... :lol:

Who the hell is looking at Oprah man? Now you're just being silly to compare this fine specemin to Oprah's old ass of all people.... :lol:

If I see a fat ass on a white girl? Yes, indeed, I'd say she was blessed and must be mixed with something. For instance, does anyone know who Jamie Lynn Sigler is? She plays Meadow on "The Sopranos" (I'm a HUGE fan of David Chase's work) and she got a donkey! Very attractive......

I've noticed that Italian girls have the propensity to have some big ol' tails in general.

by **j.23** on Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:00 am

good god dre those asses you posted above is pushing it.. i didnt think you liked it THAT big :shock:

by **John-John Joe** on Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:44 am

j.23 wrote::lol: good god dre those asses you posted above is pushing it.. i didnt think you liked it THAT big

Yes sir! Just call me Sir Dre Mix-A-Lot! :lol:

Saying farewell guys, I'm moving to Guyana.....

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