E-mail's To NBA Teams

I was talking to Jowe on MSN and we thought it would be a good idea to email some NBA teams about various topics. I only sent 2 but they get the message across none the less..

From: Jae Hatton <something@gmail.com>
Reply-To: Jae Hatton <something@gmail.com>
To: kings@arcoarena.com
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 00:37:03 +0930
Subject: Is Mike Bibby really Jason Biggs in disguise?

Hello,

Myself and an associate recently noticed a strange resemblance between
Mike Bibby and Hollywood "star" (he's pretty non-famous but still)
Jason Biggs. We believe they are the same person, and would like Mr.
Bibby removed from the Sacramento Kings roster as soon as possible.
Thank you for your co-operation.

No reply, we suspect either Mike Bibby or Jason Biggs will be found murdered in a ditch somewhere outside of Sacramento.

From: Jae Hatton <something@gmail.com>
Reply-To: Jae Hatton <something@gmail.com>
To: fansfirst@timberwolves.com
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 00:44:19 +0930
Subject: Sam Cassell & Kevin Garnett

Hello,

After watching numerous Timberwolves matches I have come to the
following conclusions:

- Sam Cassell is not human
- He is potentially an alien, probably of the planet Zion
- He has somehow affected Kevin Garnett with ultra aggressive gamma rays
- Kevin Garnett has become a punk

I feel as though these are all connected, as Cassell was beamed down
and has constantly made KG feel asthough he needs to randomly bash his
team-mates.

Would you please inform Mr. Garnett that despite his massive ego it is
not necessary to physically assault everyone he sees, unless it's Sam
Cassell. Thank you.

No response here either, but I'm sure Riot will enjoy it.

LoL
Very funny
Although I am a Bibby fan it doesnt look like you were puttin' him down in no way, so thats why it is funny

The T'Wolves one is a little funnier

And you "actually" emailed the teams? Wow

Yeah I actually emailed them.. they won't get read because they've gotta have like "Fan Mail" in the subject or something stupid like that. I was going to email the Lakers asking that they politely ask Devean George if he wouldn't mind forgetting that he was contracted to the club but I couldn't find their email address.

Thinking about moving onto celebrities next, not too sure.

Lol some funny stuff, Jae. Loved the one about Sam Cassell

KG has only hit ONE guy since Sam has been here and he isn't a teammate because he isn't on the team. so HA! You're email isn't jusified.

Email Mark Cuban, he answers most of his emails .

KG has only hit ONE guy since Sam has been here

lol Fun times

I've wondered wat has happened to devean george he appears to have disappeared off the face of the earth.

Injured, should return late November/mid December. There was also a trade in the talk with the Charlotte Bobcats for some future draftpick(s), so that they can keep both Tierre Brown and Tony Bobbitt.

I like both of them. now email The Lakers and yell at them in CAPS LOCK for trading Shaq.

I like both of them. now email The Lakers and yell at them in CAPS LOCK for trading Shaq.

Chris Mihm is doing great