Tales', Pavel's and Stevan's wishlist...

by **Bill Russell** on Sun Feb 16, 2003 4:51 pm

I thought it'd be good to ressurect this thread I made in the old forum... Since the new live, which I got just today, has basically the same bad things... And how EA has screwed us over and over again... And it seems they don't care about the customers... Well, much props to Pavel and Stevan... So, enjoy the reading, people...

Yesterday I had a MSN convo with fellow posters Pavel Rubin and Stevan Wood (:O).

After a 25-minute speak by Stevan about his hobby of collecting used men's underwear found on public bathrooms, and Pavel asking us if Dick Stockton was related to John Stockton every 2 minutes, I felt it was necessary to change topics.

We did our wishlist for future NBA Live games. Hope everyone enjoys reading it, and, again, thanks for Pavel and Stevan for coming up with the majority of the ideas. :O

We hope they add practice mode, slam dunk contest, 3 point shootout, 2 on 2, 3 on 3, 4 on 4 and 6 on 6 (when you can play with your favorite starting lineup and also enabling one super sub to start)!

We also hope they improve the graphics, especially the cyber cornrows.

After all, why do people complain about ball physics, rebounding bugs?

In order to have a realistic game, EA should include the following modes:

Millenium Franchise mode: Tired of your franchise lasting only 25 years? Now we got the real franchise mode! Play 'till you die! 5.000.000 years of pure fun and ill b-ball action! Buy bionic parts for your players! Practice with the iron ball! Draft monsters!

Chat mode: Why play? Sit on the bench! Watch the game! Root for your teammates! Also, chat with a girl in the crowd or with cheerleaders! You can score, even on the bench!

Cheerleader mode: Wanna cheerleader some? Do the pom-pom thing for your favourite team! Be harassed by all players on the court (excluded class acts, of course)! Choose the player you wanna go out with! Or, harass girls on the crowd! Yes, we have included the "homossexual on" option this time! Be a lesbian!

Steve Court mode: A homage to the greatest Jazz fan this forum has ever seen! For those who love to play with the soap on the Jazz showers!
Go on and on with John and Karl for an entire franchise lifetime! Enjoy their life, on and off the court! Ride a motorcycle along with Malone! Enjoy John's incredible and crazy lifestyle! Feed his dog! Take his children to school! And be a nice husband! But don't forget to practice, or they show you the darker (and deeper) side of the Force! Play all 500 years of franchise with the greatest duo of NBA history! Enjoy Stockton's passes and Malone's dunks, even if they are 65 years and can hardly walk!

Isaiah Rider mode: Play as the mythical Isaiah Rider! Try the dunk contest after smoking a fat one! Ruin your team chemistry! Be busted during the season! Jump in the crowd to kick someone's ass, Eric Cantona-style! Be waived! Then signed by the Lakers! Spend your money on another fat one! Then be a champion while running the bench mob along with Mark Madsen! Chat with the girls! Or arrive late for a practice and be suspended, even waived! This way you can watch the game
from the stands, lightnin' one up and chatting with a nice girl!
(Isaiah Rider mode works in conjunction with the Chat Mode)

Michael (Hoopstertab) Mode: Get your boys! And your bitches! And don't give a fuck about it! Whatever you do, it's your problem!

Alonzo Morning mode: Play as one of the most powerful centers in the game! But just be careful when facing the Knicks! Van Gundy may wanna play with your legs!

Fight mode (aka Rasheed Wallace mode): Got anger? Throw the ball at someone's head! Complain about calls! Spit on people! Throw the towel on teammates! Go at other players! Get a technical!

Fan mode: For the real NBA fan! 1st person perspective! Yell at the players & refs! Abuse them! Choose the place you wanna watch the game! Complain about the tickets' prices! Make your own banner with your own message! Be thrown out of the arena!

God mode: Play as Yinka Dare! Feel the power and warmth of playing as the best player ever! Average 50ppg and 30 rpg during a Franchise mode! Be vicious! Execute famous Yinka's moves, like the 3 second violation travelling or the fade-away-not-hit-the-rim shot!

MVP mode: Play as Darrick Martin! Feel the power and happiness of playing as the sickest guard the world has ever seen! Execute the incredible backcourt violation pass! Do the behind-the-shoes-oh-no-i-have-lost-the-damn-ball pass!

Kobe mode: All players behave like Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers! Get booed at Philly! Try to be "Like Mike"! Get bashed by Chris Childs and Reggie Miller!

DC mode: Play while you're drunk! Be overweight and fake an injury!

Bong mode: For when you gotta take it to the "next level"!

Shawn Kemp mode: Play as Shawn Kemp, ex-Reign Man and now Condom Man! Be a father of 138 ilegitimate children! (Shawn Kemp mode works in conjunction with the chat mode)

Shawn Bradley mode: Play as Shawn Bradley! Get dunked on by every player, including fellow All-Stars Eduardo Najera, Eric Piatkowski, Trajan Langdon and Laron Profit! Feel the happiness of being posterized!

Bogues mode: Tired of the dunkest? Play as Muggsy Bogues! For the layup lovers! (By playing Bogues mode you automatically enable the Layup Contest)

Chris Gatling mode: Fulfill your dream of playing at least once in every team during a season! Play as the incredible Bunny Energizer, Mr. Chris Gatling! (Drums kits included)

Retardo Mutombo mode: For those who complain the game is too fast! Also, for those who can't afford to buy a high end graphic card! If you try to increase your game resolution, a black screen will appear and Mr. Mutombo will wave his fingers!

Ray Allen mode: For the polite, educated person! All players say "excuse me" after dunking in your face! Also, be a movie star!

Kwame Brown mode: Play as Kwame Brown! You start the day at the mall! And you have to get to the arena! Try to get to the arena as soon as you can! Or you will miss the game!

European mode: Shoot jumpers all game! Feel the happiness of a life without dunks and layups and no defense!

Shaq mode: Practice free throws as Shaq! Feel how hard work turn great athletes into great free throws shooters! Maximize your skills!

Iverson mode: Shoot with Iverson's accuracy! 35% of pure fun! Also, be arrested! Choose which tattoos you wanna get!

Mark Cuban mode: Tired of seeing your favorite free agent signing with another team? Now you have unlimited cap space! Build your own Dream Team! (Cuban mode reportedly has a bug: you've got to sign at least 1 player from 5 different countries)

Divan Santana mode: For those who don't like multiple camera angles! Here you have only one point of view!

Bill Walton mode: Do your own horrible commentary! (Winners of the Bill Walton contest will get a free, autographed photo of Bill's teeth)

Stockton & Malone mode: For those who like to play with that special buddy!

Spike Lee mode: Be a real, no, a REAL fan! Root for the Knicks franchise! Watch all games from the sidelines till the Knicks are champions again, ie, never! Free access to Knicks locker room after the games! Get your well deserved Felton Spencer socks and Clarence Weatherspoon sweaty underwear! And be able to wear it during a game!

James Bassore mode: Tired of the Chat Mode? Enable James Bassore mode! For the few words' person!

Overpaid busts mode: Be a bust! Simply put! Sit your fat ass on the bench and enjoy the life of a bust!

Pat Ewing mode: Play as an ape! Learn to walk and all that! After accomplishing all goals, get a blow job at a strip club! Funny stuff!

David Stern mode: Be David Stern! Shake hands with drafted players! Fine everyone you want! Change the rules! (David Stern mode comes with the cyber mustache and cyber belly patches)

And finally, the ULTIMATE MODE!

Leo Kap mode: Play as a user! Leo Kap! The best NBA Live player ever!
You too can be a new Leo Kap! Feel the happiness of winning a game 120-4, all points on Shaq Dunks! Finish the Millenium Franchise mode undefeated, with the Bulls, like Leo Kap, and unlock the ultimate prize NBA Live has to offer: Lakers Vs. Celtics! Yes! That one! And after you finish Lakers Vs. Celtics, unlock the Boobies Rating Mode!

After all, even NBA Live players have a life!

NBA Live has the commentary of Dick Stockton, for obvious reasons.

Along with your cd, you get a free DVD copy of the "freshest" ("coolest" is for losers) reality show in the world... The Stocktons!

Thanks for your attention!