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Australian History

Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:44 am

http://aussies.tk/

Oops, i hadnt read the rules, but now i have. Im sorry if it offended anybody, my bad, it was not serious in any way, it was just abit of fun, mainly aimed at Jae. Dont want to get banned now, do i.
Last edited by Calven™ on Sat Sep 04, 2004 4:19 am, edited 2 times in total.

Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:50 am

I've got another fact about Australia you might be interested in:

:arrow: The webmaster of this website, and Global Moderator is Australian

Edit: Calven, I thought you might enjoy this thread I made about England:

My Thoughts On England

I'm assuming you're English, how does it feel to be part of the most ridiculed nation on Earth?

Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:12 am

Most Australians have really pointless names so the rest of the world can straight away tell where there from!


:?

There main export is cheap shitty 2nd rate TV programs that are shown all over the world.


not as cheap as your mum.

When Australia was bulit on a deserted island , they couldnt think of a name for it. Most people wanted to call it “mate”, cos it sounded like a good word, but 1 bloke said” G'day there sports, ive just been to Austria, lets steal there name and spell it wrong” Everybody agreed it was a “Bonza” idea!


Australia wasn't built, it was discovered you tool.
Australia's original name was Van Diemans Land.

Being ill was invented in Australia, so was faking it.


So no one was sick before Australia invented it? :lol:

Only 5% of the poulation can read & write, ½ those are Aborigines the other ½ kangaroo


Well I guess you wouldn't be in that 5% since you can't even spell population correctly you tool
Aussie by law are only allowed to drink “XXXX” or “Fosters”, its a capital offence to drink anything else


You'll be hard pressed to find Fosters anywhere in Australia, we only export it for tools like yourself.

Australians invented the dole

Whats your point?

Aussie's rewrote the bible so it would include them, same with the Holy Koran.

So Jesus didn't play cricket? :shock:

The average IQ in Australia is 12. Apart from Steve Irwin who has an IQ of 16, atleast he is smart enough to actually try and end his life, that said, he's still a fuckwit!

Thats still a full 15 more iq points then you'll ever acheive

Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:14 am

I noticed there are 1 or 2 Aussie's around here


Um... just a few more then that actually...

Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:24 am

You're asking to be flamed Calven, not only is Andrew Australian half the forum is.

Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:32 am

I cant reply to everybody at once, so im going to pick out a few key reply's and rip them to shreds, after a few more mortals have responded.
This is gonna be fun!
If your offended by it, then it must be true.

Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:44 am

I cant reply to everybody at once, so im going to pick out a few key reply's and rip them to shreds, after a few more mortals have responded.


You really are the lamest person alive :shock:

Seriously Calven, to rip people to shreds you have to be able to form a legible sentence. From what I've seen all you can do is repeat the same insults over and over, then make yourself mad and look stupid. It's really really sad. Enjoy your last few hours here.

Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:35 am

You edited the thread? Seriously that's pathetic (N). Should face the consequences instead of running.

Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:38 am

Just so andrew knows what it said...basically he rats on Australia OVER and OVER again.

He was a bad boy.

Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:53 am

I was alittle hasty with the posting of this thread, i had not read the rules or really thought about the consequences. Trust,it was ment as a pure ice breaking windup, which worked out very well!

I noticed there are 1 or 2 Aussie's around here


Thats an understatement!

If i get banned i get banned, im sure i will survive!

Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:56 am

Didn't you just say it was an attempt to piss me off?

Sat Sep 04, 2004 12:22 pm

Unfortunately I haven't been online for the last day or so, so I missed most of this. I think I've seen enough to take appropriate action though.
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