Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:44 am
Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:50 am
Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:12 am
Most Australians have really pointless names so the rest of the world can straight away tell where there from!
There main export is cheap shitty 2nd rate TV programs that are shown all over the world.
When Australia was bulit on a deserted island , they couldnt think of a name for it. Most people wanted to call it “mate”, cos it sounded like a good word, but 1 bloke said” G'day there sports, ive just been to Austria, lets steal there name and spell it wrong” Everybody agreed it was a “Bonza” idea!
Being ill was invented in Australia, so was faking it.
Only 5% of the poulation can read & write, ½ those are Aborigines the other ½ kangaroo
Aussie by law are only allowed to drink “XXXX” or “Fosters”, its a capital offence to drink anything else
Australians invented the dole
Aussie's rewrote the bible so it would include them, same with the Holy Koran.
The average IQ in Australia is 12. Apart from Steve Irwin who has an IQ of 16, atleast he is smart enough to actually try and end his life, that said, he's still a fuckwit!
Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:14 am
I noticed there are 1 or 2 Aussie's around here
Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:24 am
Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:32 am
Sat Sep 04, 2004 3:44 am
I cant reply to everybody at once, so im going to pick out a few key reply's and rip them to shreds, after a few more mortals have responded.
Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:35 am
Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:38 am
Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:53 am
I noticed there are 1 or 2 Aussie's around here
Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:56 am
Sat Sep 04, 2004 12:22 pm