It's not lightly that you call someone hero...

"Obsessed": Most appropriate tattoo ever.

Stop going through my photobucket

Stop giving me the password and telling me to "check this shit out" then.

Most badass pedophile on the block yo.

Who is the cross dresser on his arm?

Better step your game up Lean.

Lady Gaga fandom + 1000

god.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... vorce.html

The Daily Mail does the journalism we all wanted done.

That's...kinda creepy.

This dude just had his best weekend ever:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainmen ... -1.1437027

I don't watch that stuff because it hurts my brain...but the fuck is wrong with her tongue?

the fuck is wrong with her tongue?

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Holy shit.

The Smith family reaction is certainly hilarious. Jaden Smith's expression is golden.

Another hero:

The moon's expression says it all.

I’ve never seen somebody with such a singularly obvious plan working so well. Hannah Montana has gone crazy. Hey, everybody look. That’s the entire fucking plan. And it’s working brilliantly. Cha-ching. Game over. Miley wins. Go write a letter about life is unfair and mail it to nobody.

I get this uncontrollable urge to take a hammer to her face every time I see that retarded tongue of hers hanging out of her redneck face. It really shouldn't bother me this much, it worries me that it does.

Don't even get me started on that fucktard lesbian having his bodyguards carrying him up the stairs and then thinking posting it makes sense.

You should get LeBron and Wade tattoos all over your body.

I have those already. I'm a TRU FAN!!!!!!

I have those already. I'm a TRU FAN!!!!!!

That makes me want to get a "LeChoke" tattoo on my ... nevermind...

To show that it shrinks during clutch situations?