Deadly 3 Year-Old Caught with a Handgun

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Deadly 3 Year-Old Caught with a Handgun

Postby shadowgrin on Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:23 am

http://www.1011now.com/home/headlines/G ... 94325.html
Hunter Spanjer says his name with a certain special hand gesture, but at just three and a half years old, he may have to change it.

"He's deaf, and his name sign, they say, is a violation of their weapons policy," explained Hunter's father, Brian Spanjer.

Grand Island's "Weapons in Schools" Board Policy 8470 forbids "any instrument...that looks like a weapon," But a three year-old's hands?

"It's a symbol. It's an actual sign, a registered sign, through S.E.E.," Brian Spanjer said.

S.E.E. stands for Signing Exact English, Hunter's sign language. Hunter's name gesture is modified with crossed-fingers to show it is uniquely his own.

"We are working with the parents to come to the best solution we can for the child," said Jack Sheard, Grand Island Public Schools spokesperson.

That's just about all GIPS officials will say for now.


A menace to the community really. Good thing the kid was caught at an early age to prevent him from being a psychopathic criminal.
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Re: Deadly 3 Year-Old Caught with a Handgun

Postby benji on Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:12 am

Throw the Spanjer's in jail, take away the kids from every parent in the school until they're properly rehabilitated, lock Hunter up in a mental institution for life. Raises for all officials involved.

Problem solved.
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Re: Deadly 3 Year-Old Caught with a Handgun

Postby rise on Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:25 am

Thread title win. LOL. :lol:
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Re: Deadly 3 Year-Old Caught with a Handgun

Postby Andrew on Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:01 pm

You know, I didn't think anything would top changing "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep" to "Baa, Baa, Rainbow Sheep" in the political-correctness-and-oversensitivity-run-amok department, but I think we have a winner.
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