End of the World

"THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!"

Well, looks like nothing is going to happen aftera

why the fuck am i not dead yet?

How do you know your not dead?

It's possible a bumbling oaf saved us at the last minute, convincing the Lord Almighty to restore the status quo.



"DEUS EX MACHINA!"

Well it is May 22 here in the Philippines exactly 12:28 pm

I really think that the "May 21" thing is absurd and

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That was nice, but it should have ended with the camera dropping and focusing on where his clothes fell after he disappears.

Apparently we're not out of the woods yet.

But Mr Camping said that he had now realised the apocalypse would come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted. He had earlier said October 21 was when the globe would be consumed by a fireball.

It's not the first time the independent Christian radio host has been forced to explain when his prediction did not come to pass. He also predicted the apocalypse would come in 1994, but said it did not happen then because of a mathematical error.

The day after my birthday. Typical.

And just five days after mine. On the bright side, there's no excuse for the people who know us not to go into debt buying us all kinds of awesome presents as credit card bills won't matter.

The day after my birthday. Typical.

Everything has to be about you. Typical.

INSTALLING CAMPING AS TRUE PROPHET
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Installation failed. 666 and Trojan-Horse errors: Camping theology unsound.
Person "Camping" deemed unworthy. The "Camping" you are looking for has been proven an Anti-Christ, a false prophet, and/or a Mormon. Please cancel all attempts at installation. Please remove installation data from your brain and destroy.

Can we just on these predictions?

Toronto Raptures.

Can we just on these predictions?

Isn't that what we've been doing?

Toronto Raptures.

Can somebody give him a hand? I think I laughed for a good five minutes.

Can we just on these predictions?

Isn't that what we've been doing?

I though I'm the only one.

Toronto Raptures.

Or, how about the Anaheim CrAMPINGS?

NO.

It's possible a bumbling oaf saved us at the last minute, convincing the Lord Almighty to restore the status quo.

I didn't post for a few days to do just that. No need to thank me.

Can we just on these predictions?

Isn't that what we've been doing?

I though I'm the only one.

Pretty much everyone in the thread has been scoffing at it and/or making a joke out of it.

Could someone lock this up?

End of the world predictions are getting old

Yeah, everybody knows the world is going to end when Brian Scalabrine gets a ri.. oh wait.