Awkward introductions.

So my father and his girlfriend are getting married today, big occasion for the family. Long story short my future step-mom has 2 kids and a bunch of relatives. My step-sister's cousin came to spend the night from New York and I guess no one told her I lived in the house as well.

Apparantly she thought it was just her family in the house (since my dad was out) and everyone was sleeping. She decided to go shower and walked to the bathroom completely naked. On her way to the bathroom she ran into me for the first time in her life. She was scared, I was surprised, she didnt cover up though for like 20 seconds. Then we just walked our seperate ways and acted like we just met during breakfast. Needless to say that was a really odd introduction.

Only Doobie could run into a naked chick who doesn't seem to mind being naked in front of him and not get laid.

She's going to be my family soon. Plus I have no idea about her age, I think she's 16-17.

she didnt cover up though for like 20 seconds

Twenty seconds is a pretty long time. So you just stared at each other Clint Eastwood style as if you were in a cowboy shoot-out? Or were you thoroughly exploring her naked 16-17 year old body with your hungry, lustful eyes?

...I think she's 16-17.

There goes Doobie!

Only Doobie could run into a naked chick who doesn't seem to mind being naked in front of him and not get laid.

Mila Kunis is the only girl Doobie wants

Step-sister's cousin isn't family

Step-sister's cousin isn't family

i agree. that's pretty far out. and its even better if youll never see them again.

and 16-17? i dunno how old you are doobie are you old enough to have to ask her age?

Step-sister's cousin isn't family

Step-sister's cousin isn't family

Step-sister's cousin isn't family

Step-sister's cousin isn't family

indeed...

how old is doobie anyways? judging from the pics he posted, 35?

For future reference Doobie, it isn't statutory if you have no knowledge of her age and reasonably believe she was not a minor.

You should....return the favor.

For future reference Doobie, it isn't statutory if you have no knowledge of her age and reasonably believe she was not a minor.

lol maybe in australia. here, they've pretty much got you by the balls (literally & figuratively) if the deed is done... as far as i know.

Especially once they learn of the INCEST angle.

Sit and koberulz should hang out sometime

Sit and koberulz should hang out sometime

I was clearly being saracastic

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Doobs, you lead a weird life sir.

I am 21, and found out she's 13. She is just 5'8'' and has an over developed body for a 13 year old. Doobie is staying the fuck away for the rest of the weekend, and the next 5 years as well.

Zanshadow, I do NOT look 35 man.

I am 21, and found out she's 13.

fucking 13? damn doobz. you probly need to re-evaluate your idea of what certain aged girls look like...

Trust me I'm not the only one. Everyone at the wedding thought she was atleast 16. I know I'm not crazy for this.

fucking 13? damn doobz. you probly need to re-evaluate your idea of what certain aged girls look like...

Well, I did see an article a couple years ago about younger girls appearing more mature for their age, and somehow research are saying it may be attributed to hormones found in food. To be fair, how many 5'8" girls do you know that are 13?

There were plenty of well developed young teenage girls when I was that age.