Funniest "Chappelles Show" Season 1 Skit

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Funniest Chappelles Show Skit

"The Black, White Supremisist" (The Black KKK Member)
6
35%
"The Mad Real World" (The Real World, With 1 White Guy And Lots Of Black People)
4
24%
"Rapper Commercials" (Method Man Toliet Bow Cleaner, Rocca Pads, Wu Tang Financial, ect.)
0
No votes
Annything With Tyrone Biggums (The Crackhead)
1
6%
"And 1 Mix-Tapes" (The And-1-Like Mix-Tapes With Bowling, Baseball, And Tennis)
2
12%
"Turn My Headphones Up!" (Fisticuffs, The Rapper That Got Shot In His Ear)
0
No votes
"Real Movies- 'Deep Impact'" (The Real Version Of "Deep Impact")
0
No votes
"Piss On You' & 'Piss On You Remix'" (The R-Kelly "Piss On You" Videos)
3
18%
"Wrap It Up Box" (The Wrap It Up Box.... Thats it lol)
0
No votes
"Other" (Anny Other Skit)
1
6%
 
Total votes : 17

Funniest "Chappelles Show" Season 1 Skit

Postby Mazzocchi on Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:01 am

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Cuz I got thinking, on what my favorite skit was, so i wonder what u guys was. if you sellect "Other" please let me know what the skit was
(Remember this is the old season, not the one going on rite now)
For Clips of some of the cohoices go here-
http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/chappellesshow/showclips_s1.jhtml?startIndex=1
And Just Hit "Next" for more clips
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Postby Colin on Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:52 am

That show is hilarious. I can't see the clips for some reason. It told me I had to download realone, then the link to download that didn't work. Oh well. My vote goes to the crackhead.
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Postby Mazzocchi on Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:56 am

yeah he's my #2 lol "Ya Tell ANnyone I'll Kill Ya!" When he's robbing the little kid lol and, "And That Boys And Girls, Was The First Time I Sucked A Dick For Crack, And It Probally Wont Be The Last" when he's talking in the elementary school lol
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Postby GloveGuy on Mon Feb 02, 2004 6:43 am

I liked the one where the black and white man switched families. The black woman wanted to get busy with the white man, and the black man brought out the craziness of the white woman.

I also liked when he had a bit where he talked about Oscar the Grouch.
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Postby Ruff Ryder on Mon Feb 02, 2004 8:29 am

Chappelles Show is awesome. I voted for the Real World one. Halarious!! Also one of my favs was when he played that kid(I think he had cancer or something) in street hoops and destroyed him. He was rubbing it in and then the kid died on him. He shocked him back into life to finish kickin his ass. :lol:
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Postby PoliceLineDoNotCross on Mon Feb 02, 2004 8:54 am

i loved the ZAPPED skit where he pretends to be a doctor and has bloodstains on his shirt and goes to the kids and tells them their parents are dead. and the kids start crying and then their parents come out and dave is like "you got zapped" and the kids are like: why would you do this to us
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Postby MC Hao on Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:54 pm

you gotta put the Racial Draft up there, it was pretty funny.

Asian Rep: "We the Asians chose Wu Tang Clan."
Wu Tang Members: "Kanichuwa, bitches!"

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Postby Andrew on Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:58 pm

I've only seen a few episodes as I've only recently discovered it airing Monday nights on SBS here in Australia. But my favourite was probably the Black White Supremist skit, followed closely by the one Mazzocchi mentioned.
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Postby BIG GREEN on Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:35 pm

Heh..i liked the mad real world.

"Get yo fatass outta here before i got some bacon off your back"..lol

"..and a banana coniyack biatch!"

My second fav skit is the piss on you one.

..heh. By the time this show gets cancelled it will go down in history as the funniest black show ever. If not one of the funniest shows period.
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Postby Matt on Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:56 pm

I love that KKK one :lol:
i like that short skit on the plane with the Arabs talking bout American Idol, 2 Black dudes talked bout the Arabs being terrorists, a whit dude + his daughter and he asks "what are those negroes doing in 1st class? must be those rappers"........then it had the Indians and Buffalo and then Chappelle and some white dude
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Postby air gordon on Tue Feb 03, 2004 7:54 am

the white family with the last name of niggar
kkk
the draft
the magic camera that shows the future
the mad real world

this is the best show on tv
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Postby nublu01 on Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:41 pm

piss on u and mad real world have to be the funniest thing i've ever seen on tv.

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Postby Mazzocchi on Fri Feb 06, 2004 5:40 am

MC Hao wrote:you gotta put the Racial Draft up there, it was pretty funny.

Asian Rep: "We the Asians chose Wu Tang Clan."
Wu Tang Members: "Kanichuwa, bitches!"

:lol:

na that was season 2 (on now) and so was the "Niggar Fmily" thoes were good too I loved the Racial Draft
"The Black Delegation Drafts Eminem"
"Now Wait Just A Gosh Darn Second Rondell, We Keep Eminem, and you can have O.J Simpson!"
lol
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Postby Mazzocchi on Sun Mar 28, 2004 9:26 am

lol speaking of the racial draft, we had a racial draft in my Lunch period (just me and like 15 of my friends 2 black guys, 2 white guys, a asian, and thats it), and me, a skinny, blonde hair, short white boy got drafted my the blacks lol! so in my lunch period i'm black! lol :)
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Postby Old School Fool on Sun Mar 28, 2004 12:32 pm

I'm black.

Making The Band 2 is Hilarious...

P. Diddy: I have some Good News and Bad News...

Ness: What it is?

Diddy: The Bad News is...I'm Closin' the Studio...the Good News is that I just saved 50% off on my Car insurance by switching to Geico... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


My Favorite is this one:

Rick James: What did the 5 Fingers say to the Face?

*SLAPS*

Rick James: I'M RICK JAMES! BITCH!

LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :lol:
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Postby Little_Big_Man on Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:17 pm

Yeah the one with Rick James is the F.O.A.T. (Funniest Of All Time) IMHO. When he does the five finger joke I cried laughing. It was so freakin funny
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Postby MC Hao on Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:59 pm

yeah, man. rick james, bitch! but that's season 2. haha.
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