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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby shadowgrin on Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:43 pm

bowdown wrote:Hey guys I need another tip. From what I have observed socially it seems that other people's penis doesnt smell like decomposing organisms like mine. How do you guys avoid bad smelling penis?

hahaha bowdown made another funny again. Can't you see guys that he's testing you again. He's funny. If Comedy was a person and wanted to name the funniest thing ever, he'd call it bowdown. bowdown is that great.

bowdown wrote:LOL jk. I was just testing you guys
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby bowdown on Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:54 pm

shadowgrin wrote:
bowdown wrote:Hey guys I need another tip. From what I have observed socially it seems that other people's penis doesnt smell like decomposing organisms like mine. How do you guys avoid bad smelling penis?

hahaha bowdown made another funny again. Can't you see guys that he's testing you again. He's funny. If Comedy was a person and wanted to name the funniest thing ever, he'd call it bowdown. bowdown is that great.

bowdown wrote:LOL jk. I was just testing you guys

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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Jackal on Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:55 pm

Bowdown wants to be Hardwood Classics...bad.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby bowdown on Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:58 pm

Jackal wrote:Bowdown wants to be Hardwood Classics...bad.

no i dont. I post random shit here because I do not care what image i portray on an online forum

and wtf is with your posts being in all bold? Jackal wants attention on every single one of his posts...bad.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby shadowgrin on Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:10 pm

bowdown wrote:no i dont. I post random shit here because I do not care what image i portray on an online forum

and wtf is with your posts being in all bold? Jackal wants attention on every single one of his posts...bad.

For someone who doesn't care about his own 'online image', you sure do pay attention to other's online image by criticizing their posting style.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Jackal on Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:11 pm

I'd be less worried about my posting style and more concerned with your smelly cock.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby bowdown on Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:14 pm

shadowgrin wrote:
bowdown wrote:no i dont. I post random shit here because I do not care what image i portray on an online forum

and wtf is with your posts being in all bold? Jackal wants attention on every single one of his posts...bad.

For someone who doesn't care about his own 'online image', you sure do pay attention to other's online image by criticizing their posting style.

I was criticized first and Im not a dummy so I will respond.
Jackal wrote:I'd be less worried about my posting style and more concerned with your smelly cock.

you think that was a serious post? I know about a thing called google. If I was seriously bothered by that I would had googled it privately.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby shadowgrin on Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:22 pm

bowdown wrote:I was criticized first and Im not a dummy so I will respond.

Everybody here knows that...
bowdown wrote:LOL jk. I was just testing you guys

You're smart. You give out tests. Testusmorepls!
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Patr1ck on Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:17 pm

Never put on any fragrance on our near your dick. Never never never never never never. Never use Axe. Women think it smells like cheap cologne. Spray some Axe on your hand and lick it. Imagine if you got a blowjob and the girl got to taste that on your dick. If your penis really smells bad, wash up, then go see a fucking doctor.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby shadowgrin on Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:53 pm

Pdub wrote:Spray some Axe on your hand and lick it. Imagine if you got a blowjob and the girl got to taste that on your dick.

Boring weekends huh Pdub?
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby benji on Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:55 pm

Who would want Axe or similar anywhere on their body?
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby J@3 on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:01 pm

Axe (or Lynx as it's called here) is fucking disgusting and always has been.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Patr1ck on Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:32 pm

shadowgrin wrote:
Pdub wrote:Spray some Axe on your hand and lick it. Imagine if you got a blowjob and the girl got to taste that on your dick.

Boring weekends huh Pdub?

Since you've stopped flying over here on the weekends, yes.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby shadowgrin on Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:48 pm

If you only bend the way I asked you to maybe I'll come back.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby bowdown on Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:56 pm

A big leap forward today. I got a stranger girl's number on the bus. And what is even better is that even though I was too pussy to ask for it and she gave it to me before leaving herself. It took me balls to talk to her. I was sitting next to her for 15 mins and then I saw one sparkling chance to be a man or be a vaginal discharge. The bus was about to stop at the transit center where usually a lot of people get off. Me asking her "are you going to get off here?" seemed perfectly reasonable and I did ask it. Then i just started asking her questions about her and she was really easy to get along with. She is like 23 and I am 19.

So anyways. I really felt like I had to stop being a pussy thats basically why I did it. Not because I was extremely attracted to her, i mean she is really cute but I didnt wanna continue one more instance being seriously lame when it comes to girls.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby NovU on Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:03 pm

Grats, man. Now comes the fun part. Getting into her pants...
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Laxation on Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:13 pm

:applaud: good stuff
now youre on a roll go and do it again
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