Your Nightmares

[|)e8*]

I experienced a very weird dream! LOL. just few months back..

A man was staring at my ex-gf. The man was looking at her shoulders.I dunno what is he thinking, suddenly he licked and sucked her armpits. and then I slap his face and threw some punches.. looks like he has fetish. kinda weird..

What kind of person suck armpits?

[cyanide]

What kind of person suck armpits?

One with a fetish. I see you haven't heard of men who like to hammer nails into their own penis or eat feces or take golden showers, among other things like drinking lactating milk, get their balls stomped on, or whipped with a cat o' nine tails.

[Axel The Great]

I must've had a nightmare last night, because I woke up and was stressed out for some reason. I can't recall what the nightmare was though.

[benji]

It wasn't that.

It was me standing over your bed with the piano wire.

[Axel The Great]

Hmm... Sounds just about right.

[Alpha_]

What kind of person suck armpits?

One with a fetish. I see you haven't heard of men who like to hammer nails into their own penis or eat feces or take golden showers, among other things like drinking lactating milk, get their balls stomped on, or whipped with a cat o' nine tails.

THAT'S WEIRD!

[shadowgrin]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_fetishism

[Lean]

The dreams that scare me the most are the ones that come true. They have absolutely no meaning at all, but when they occur later in real life it's a mind fuck.

It happens to me too. The realization of dreams really is something eerie. Only thing I don't like about it is that you'll know it when it's already happening.

[Patr1ck]

But can't seem to do anything to change it.

[bowdown]

I usually get the getting chased and trying to escape ones like most people. I like those dreams because it feels awesome when I continue to get saved and saved by one thing or another even when it seems I am completely trapped. Nice adrenaline rush during sleep.

[Lean]

But can't seem to do anything to change it.

Ditto.

[Alpha_]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_fetishism

wew.. that's odd..

I'd rather suck armpits than to eat feces.. lol

[Oznogrd]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_fetishism

wew.. that's odd..

I'd rather suck armpits than to eat feces.. lol

Dont forget amputee fetishists

Its actually kinda creepy, there used to be some german fetishist who met me in college and wrote this whole thing saying how nice yet badly he wanted me sexually. Creepiest google translate i've ever done.

[Alpha_]

Oznogrd, wow.. hahaha.. are u sexually abused by those german fetishists? kidding fetish is the weirdest thing I've ever heard. promise!

[shadowgrin]

Its actually kinda creepy, there used to be some german fetishist who met me in college and wrote this whole thing saying how nice yet badly he wanted me sexually. Creepiest google translate i've ever done.

What? Was this before or after we met? Why didn't you tell me all this time we've known each other! How can I trust you if you keep things secret from me!
*girlishly runs away*

I usually get the getting chased and trying to escape ones like most people. I like those dreams because it feels awesome when I continue to get saved and saved by one thing or another even when it seems I am completely trapped.

So princess, what does Mario look like? Weeeak.

[bowdown]

Its actually kinda creepy, there used to be some german fetishist who met me in college and wrote this whole thing saying how nice yet badly he wanted me sexually. Creepiest google translate i've ever done.

What? Was this before or after we met? Why didn't you tell me all this time we've known each other! How can I trust you if you keep things secret from me!
*girlishly runs away*

I usually get the getting chased and trying to escape ones like most people. I like those dreams because it feels awesome when I continue to get saved and saved by one thing or another even when it seems I am completely trapped.

So princess, what does Mario look like? Weeeak.

i do not understand.

[Axel The Great]

He means Super Mario, since you said you always get saved by something. Correct me if I'm wrong shadow.

[shadowgrin]

Right on.

[Andrew]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_fetishism

wew.. that's odd..

I'd rather suck armpits than to eat feces.. lol

Dont forget amputee fetishists

Its actually kinda creepy, there used to be some german fetishist who met me in college and wrote this whole thing saying how nice yet badly he wanted me sexually. Creepiest google translate i've ever done.

There's an Australian comedian, Adam Hills, who has a prosthetic foot and mentions in his act that he's been asked at parties "Can you still have sex?", which leads to jokes about fetishism and the line "Oh baby, I want to wear you like a sock!"