Help with The Ladies ?

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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby benji on Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:53 am

cyanide wrote:Better yet, picture every hot lady you talk to as a decrepit cancer-ridden grandma.

Immediately ejaculating in your pants doesn't work with everyone.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Jackal on Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:02 am

But you can always contact me.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby benji on Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:09 am

We all know that's the best way to pick you up. You think we all individually accidentally stumbled onto that pro-tip?
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Jackal on Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:36 am

It is odd the ones that seem to hit it off with me seem to be the guys that get along with eachother.

What am I? The whore you pass around in the friend group?!
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Martti. on Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:41 am

"The word of the day is 'legs'. Now let's go back to my place and spread the word."
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Jackal on Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:53 am

Come over here, sit on my lap and we're talk about the first thing that pops up.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Rip32 on Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:30 am

prettyboiwarya9 wrote:"damn girl ur jeans are mighty fitted"


Did you just quote Drake in normal conversation?
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby atlwarrior on Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:51 am

People have been usin that one way b4 Drake even said it. Drake copies a lot of people like Lil Wayne not to mention he sounds like Big Sean and sometimes uses his rapping style. I still like Drake though.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby rise on Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:05 am

Please change your name.

Please.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby benji on Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:10 am

I'd rather he change his posting status from active to never again.

You could probably join him.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby shadowgrin on Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:30 am

EPIC WIN!
HE'S USING HYPNOSIS!
JaoSming2KTV wrote:its fun on a bun
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby atlwarrior on Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:36 am

benji wrote:I'd rather he change his posting status from active to never again.

You could probably join him.


Never had so many people to hate me b4. I feel like i've accomplished something. U know what... lets see if i can keep going. There should be some type of award for this. Imma make sure everyone hates me. :twisted:
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Jack Bauer GB on Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:40 am

2 words.

'Daddy's Home'

They will fall at your feet! :lol:
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby benji on Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:46 am

atlwarya9 wrote:Never had so many people to hate me b4. I feel like i've accomplished something. U know what... lets see if i can keep going. There should be some type of award for this. Imma make sure everyone hates me. :twisted:

I'm sorry to take away your first life accomplishment, but I don't hate you.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby atlwarrior on Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:50 am

I don't hate you.
Means alot to me. I was going to be inactive as u wished but now u make me feel wanted. I think im gonna stay now.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby benji on Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:56 am

How sweet, you think you have a say in the matter.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby J@3 on Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:33 pm

I don't think atlwhatever is aware of the fact that we can stop people posting in certain forums but give them access to others. I hear he's a good patcher or something, why do patchers always suck at other aspects of life?
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Patr1ck on Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:34 pm

Good with computers, bad with people?
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby atlwarrior on Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:55 am

More like good with computers and bad with NLSC members. But its all good for now on I'll come on here and do what i have to do on my patches and keep it movin. Didnt come here to make friends anyway got plenty of those. duces.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Rip32 on Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:17 am

I'm sure atlwarya has been taking mental notes of everyone taking shots at him this summer. And I mean everyone!
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Jackal on Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:30 am

He's gonna e-pop a cap in every one of our asses.

Scary.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby bowdown on Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:27 am

Hey guys I need another tip. From what I have observed socially it seems that other people's penis doesnt smell like decomposing organisms like mine. How do you guys avoid bad smelling penis?
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Jackal on Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:42 am

bowdown wrote:Hey guys I need another tip. From what I have observed socially it seems that other people's penis doesnt smell like decomposing organisms like mine. How do you guys avoid bad smelling penis?


Quoted for proof.

Just. Wow.
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby Oznogrd on Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:03 am

bowdown wrote:Hey guys I need another tip. From what I have observed socially it seems that other people's penis doesnt smell like decomposing organisms like mine. How do you guys avoid bad smelling penis?


Quote for proof x 2.

Lets address the various issues you're having here
1. what the fuck are you doing smelling guys junk? Social situations that involve penises near my nose i tend to avoid...

2. Have you never been in a room after someone had sex and it just was rank? Happened all the time in college.

3. Now as far as your junk smelling: you could try not being a gross motherfucker and shower more, making sure to clean it...And no i dont mean jerk off in teh shower. I mean use a fucking soap and cloth to wash your stank ass dick.

4. If step 3 doesnt work, spray axe, tag, or your personal preference of body spray on your junk. You may feel a slight burning sensation that indicates you're a moron for following this one. (In real life ive seen guys spray the outside of their pants lightly in the crotchal region. None of them ever got laid)
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Re: Help with The Ladies ?

Postby NovU on Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:17 pm

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THX TO DOPE-JAO FOR THE SPECIAL SIG! <3
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Enjoy! <3 Jao
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