Help with The Ladies ?

[bowdown]

So I am a 19 year old college guy who will never get his dick wet if things continue as it is. It is not that girls dont always take interest in me. I just cant seem to come up with things to initiate a conversation about. It is really frustrating. Even though Im a tall athletic looking guy and I walk with my head held high all the time, I am still a pretty shy dude. I just cant seem to come up with things to talk about when Im sitting next to any stranger because it is very unnatural to me.

This one time a girl on campus was walking with her friends the opposite way from me and the very next moment she is walking side by side right behind me me looking right at me and I could tell she wanted me to initiate something but my sorry ass couldnt fucking come up with anything. She was so fucking cute and all I did was talk about how she was, where she was going and I said I am going to the library and walked away like a little bitch.

This another time in the library the girl sitting right next was staring at me wanting me to say something but I was too fucking scared.

Is there any tips or am I just gonna have to stretch my nuts to a bigger size?

Yeah my main problem is not having things to talk about. I dont do exciting shit everyday to talk about the next day.
DId any of you guys have the same type of problems? How did you get over it? Or are you still scared of women?

[shadowgrin]

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[Patr1ck]

Hi! What's your name?
<answer>

I'm Dork, nice to meet you. You have nice "something"(lips, eyes, smile, hair)
(Search for something in common by asking a very general question just to see how much attention she is giving you with her eyes.)
Do you (activity that leads to fucking like alcohol or weed or gym activity)?
Want to hang out some time?
Can I get your number/email?

Make fun of them, but not rude and offensive.
Be nice and compliment them, but not creepy/followy/clingy.
Just be honest.
You've taken the first steps pretty well. You talked to one, then said, I'm out to the library, bitch, and shook it. See her again and say whatup.
The one who was staring at you in the library. Well, you should have said "The fuck you looking at bitch?" real loud, and then "nah I was just kiddin."

You basically just make some kind of move and it's either pass or fail. You can only get better at it by failing since you know not what to do yet. The big problem is that you are probably thinking way too far ahead(sex) before even meeting them. Just try to make some new "girl friends" and make a move. You seem to be recognizing the stares pretty well, though. When they look at you like a ghost, they want you. We do the same thing to hot women.

There is no reason not trying since not doing it in the first place is the same as getting rejected.

[J@3]

Buy a hooker. That or just ask a lot of questions.

[NovU]

Safe to go text book style if u ain't no playa.

Become a straight shooter. Ask her if she's interested in grabbing a bite or coffee with you sometime. If she asks why or becomes awkward, assure her that u ain’t no retard or weirdo, but just say she’s ur type, and u just wanted to get to know her a little better. Act sincere and u have no reason to be embarrassed even if u fail. Girls like to get hit on and many will take it as a compliment anyways. In the situations you mentioned above, the chances sound even sweeter.

When younger, me and my buddies even have done it at coffee shops and restaurants. Those aren't good places to be doing it and most of the cases end up failures.
But still fun and we laugh about it even to these days.

[Lamrock]

Stupid Laxation had to delete his "Need help with women?" post.

[J@3]

God damnit this guy could have infinitely increased his game!

[benji]

Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

[cyanide]

Just practice, but lower your expectations. Start somewhere small with basic questions and it might lead to a conversation. What might be holding you back is thinking about what to say rather than just letting things come out naturally. It's ok to be nervous or shy; if you accept that, then it'll be easier to carry through with confidence.

[Oznogrd]

Go on a secret mission with benji and be the only survivors but lose your legs in the process.

When girls meet you they'll want to know "can you still have sex?"

Play the vulnerable male and say that you have been unable to find a girl patient enough to try.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

[/sarcasm]

A guy i used to play basketball with actually did use that line about his injury. Saw it work over a dozen times.


Honestly man, dont go in intending to get "your dick wet" go in looking for friends and as others said, do activities that may lead to intimate encounters. If it happens, cool you got laid: if it doesnt, youve got a friend. No way to lose.

[benji]

You say that now, but just you wait until he goes on a trip with these "friends" to South America, they steal his wallet at gunpoint and ditch him in the Amazon.

[koberulz]

This one time a girl on campus was walking with her friends the opposite way from me and the very next moment she is walking side by side right behind me me looking right at me and I could tell she wanted me to initiate something

If she's going to be that interested and not say anything herself, is missing that opportunity all that bad?

[atlwarrior]

First of all if youre thinkin about "how am I going to get my dick wet?" then thats not going to help your situation at all. Be yourself guarantee it'll come to u naturally. Come on to her gradually like youre not even trying to have a conversation with her. If u see she has a beautiful smile, cute tattoo, piercing, sounds gay but be open-minded like if she has done something unique with her fingernails obviously she is trying to bring attention to them to attract males, or hairstyle well atleast thats what I do but dont be awkward and look like a dork when u say it try to sound smooth. Spread ur legs and let your nuts hang. MAN UP! If u see her involved in any sports compliment on that. Even if she sucks tell a white lie and tell her how good she was. Comment on her booty be like "damn girl ur jeans are mighty fitted" naw im playing thats an easy way to get slapped but crazy as it sounds it actually worked for me but only because I already knew her. Most of the women I hook up with are black but dnt get me wrong I dont discriminate and have dated women with different ethnic backgrounds. And yeah it does depend on what ethnicity the woman is too.

Or you could just approach her like this

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[J@3]

Your name just got infinitely gayer.

[atlwarrior]

& if i were to respond to this youd probably get mad and discipline me with a ban. Just keepin it real wit u.

[Angelo]

You should study the "Basic Moves of Steve Stifler"

[Laxation]

Check hardwood classics. Some dickhead posted all you ever need to know about this.

[koberulz]

And then deleted it when everyone disagreed, so it's not in the original post anymore.

[J@3]

& if i were to respond to this youd probably get mad and discipline me with a ban. Just keepin it real wit u.

You learn quick

Laxation's thread was hilarious. I went through a phase where I thought all of that crap was true but I was like 15 and didn't post it all over the NLSC

[NovU]

Sucks I missed out on it.

[bowdown]

LOL jk. I was just testing you guys to see how many of you were virgins.

[bowdown]

Thanks for the suggestions. I gotta learn to be more fluid and subtle with my moves. Ill start out practicing with the old ladies at the rehab center I volunteer

[NovU]

LOL jk. I was just testing you guys to see how many of you were virgins.

Including u, I see bunch more.

[Jackal]

Unlike you, whose virginity was lost to a giant black cock.

[cyanide]

Thanks for the suggestions. I gotta learn to be more fluid and subtle with my moves. Ill start out practicing with the old ladies at the rehab center I volunteer

Better yet, picture every hot lady you talk to as a decrepit cancer-ridden grandma.