I've made a huge mistake.

[benji]

It's not as bad as beau_boy, at least Doobie isn't copy-pasting on multiple forums and not even reading the thread as he posts responses to people from another forum instead.

Or at least they don't turn up on Google.

[Doobie]

If it really irks everyone that bad I'll cut the threads.

[benji]

I don't really care either way.

[Oznogrd]

If it really irks everyone that bad I'll cut the threads.

Doesn't bother me as long you're happy with your life doobie...It just seems like you're one of those guys who always has some bullshit going on.

Trust me, I get the feeling. But sometimes, you gotta realize its time to put some hair on testicles and be a man and deal on your own. Thoughts/advice are fine, but as Keith Richards says in Pirates 3: "Its not about living forever, its about living with yourself forever" or something like that.

[Axel The Great]

Wanna know what makes it worse? She's not hot

You know what, don't talk to me anymore. I'd understand your situation if she were hot, but this? I guess alcohol makes you do the craziest things.

[el badman]

If it really irks everyone that bad I'll cut the threads.

I think what Jackal means is that some form of acknowledgment of the advices/opinions given to you in each of your threads would probably show that it's not just about creating threads and talking drama for the heck of doing so.
As for this particular issue, I would just forget about it and not mention it to your buddy. And then suggest a threesome.

[shadowgrin]

I would just forget about it and not mention it to your buddy. And then suggest a threesome.

Wish the NLSC had more posters like el badman.

[Doobie]

A threesome wouldn't be a bad idea .

And of course she's not hot, I'm doobie. Who'd expect me to bag a hot chick?

[deihatein]

Threesome with 2 guys and one girl?

[shadowgrin]

[el badman]

And of course she's not hot, I'm doobie. Who'd expect me to bag a hot chick?

Well, that's the spirit.

You need to believe in yourself a little more Doobie, act with confidence. You'll see, with a bit with self motivation to boost your willpower, you'll lose those 36 pounds in no time, you'll bang skinny models and make tons of dough. Then you'll go all Mel Gibson on everyone and start erupting on the phone for no reason and calling all your women fucking whores. That's the road to enlightenment.

[Oznogrd]

Oh and after you swear at them you'll proceed to beat them with said phone like Russel Crowe

[shadowgrin]

Don't forget the "BLOOOW MEEEE!" demands to your whore.

[Jackal]

Because you deserve it.

[Wall St. Peon]

Don't worry about it at all. You made out with her while drunk, you didn't fuck her, she didn't blow you, you didn't even give her a foot massage...so what? You're 20ish years old...that's nothing, you'll do something waaaay more fucked up that will hurt someone way more than that, trust me - everyone does. If he'd walked in on you sodomizing her in his bed...then you'd have a problem. This is nothing to lose sleep over. Move on to the next girl...

As el badman said...confidence, fella. I see plenty of gorgeous girls with giant douche-bags all the time...but they're confident douche-bags (and probably have money), hence the girls.

[Gundy]

Jackal <3