Fuck you all. All the people here are cunts...

...or so most of the banned members say.

To start this milestone post, let me introduce you to a video of the greatness that is Joel Anthony...

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Why Joel Anthony you might ask instead of bums like Kobe, LeBron, or Chris Paul.
I like to think I contribute something to this place of epic proportions like the way Joel Anthony contributes epicly to the game of basketball.

Warning: Long read.

10K. That's a lot of posts. Only 5 other guys in this place has more. The leading guy has 515% more than 10K but that can be excused since he's the webmaster. The second leading guy maybe excused as well for having that many posts since an entire nation mostly hates him and he has to explain himself. While the others are just freaks, and that doesn't even include the twisted Dutch dude who's beyond words to describe.

I'm also nearing a decade of posting here, joined late '01 or early '02 so I also spent a lot of time here, or wasted time whichever you prefer. There's something about this community, whether it's seeing the Pillsbury Doughboy doing a thread regarding losing weight with a console or finally finding that one person you can stalk on a social networking site ( ) who's good on vectoring, especially pussies. This place offers something for each and everyone I guess.

It's safe to say that all of us here appreciate basketball unless you're a numbers peddler whose only intent is to spread blatant lies with statistics instead of letting the people watch and enjoy the games in peace. It's enjoyable to know that you can interact to a total stranger in another part of the world because both of you root for the same team or knowing someone who can expand your insight regarding college basketball because you're too lazy to do it on your own.

Being able to interact with people from around the world is a good enough lone reason to be in this place of the internetz for a long time, whether it's knowing someone weird like a hip-hop loving german, a tattooed peace-loving-no-backbone frenchman (ugh), a south american whose mane is enough to put the wolfboy to shame, a Robert Swift look-a-like, or an Apple-loving Canadian (one of the worst kinds of Canadians if you ask me).
Of course there are also normal people to meet here in the NLSC, if you happen to consider being a drummer in a band (no one digs drummers, only guitarists or lead singers), a soon to be policeman who's also a U.S. nut, an advocate of driving while high and Pacers supporter, a bald asian that digs pinays, being gay, or an Adrien Brody/Tom Cruise look-a-like as being normal.
There are also "distinguished" members here far beyond the usual teen demographic of a site like this gets. The gentleman that they are, they offer insights or reminisce about basketball history that they witnessed firsthand and share it with the members here to clarify our basketball knowledge, but most of the time they end up fucking senile like the old people they are.

It's not always good things here in the NLSC, sometimes you see bad things that just tugs at your heart and can't help but feel sad upon reading such unfairness of life to persons such as a Ron Mercer fan, a grown man that plays with plastic dolls, a Sonics fan that now keeps on bandwagoning with other teams, a fucking emo from New York, or the worst fate of all - an asian canadian. The one that really makes me feel sad and pity is seeing a disabled person, not sad and pity for him but for me, knowing that with even two legs I could never be that badass of a dancer like that person. The only thing that comforts my self-esteem is knowing that I don't (intend to) have a soccer mom car and the only thing that keeps me able to sleep at night and forget the plight of those other unfortunate souls is that at least they don't have to suffer the agony of living in that backwater place called Thailand or be a ghey belt pink lacoste wearing freak in Italy.

It's good to know that there are also members here that are pinoys, but I'm also saddened that most of them have the intellect lower than that of a monkey on LSD and have built upon the foundation of a negative reputation. It's like if you have pinoy blood running in your veins you automatically have a tendency to steer to the negative in the forums, like in fantasy sports where you can be considered as really really good but just because your the spawn of satan (or unable to forget the crime of a QRich/Yao trade). Even if you're an MMA and Spurs fan, you're still semi-retarded because the effect of what the other pinoys have done.
Good thing that there higher-ups in this place are ready to help despite all that. They're so helpful they're even willing to help a stinking frenchman regarding problems with his sound system, that already tells you a lot about how good and willing they run this place called NLSC.

Better finish this lest I become a douchebag who constantly starts something but never get around to finishing stuff, like some asses in the dynasty/association threads...

If you're Russian, fuck you. If you're from Estonia, I only gots mad love for all of you. If you love Joel Anthony, I also gots mad love for you.

Was planning to do a scouting report based on the year joined as a shoutout for the milestone post, like I always wanted, but that would take some time for each member that I would include and also might forget some members that I would like to give a shoutout to, and the fact that nobody can be Kwame Brown since the earliest joined year was 2002. So I figured to just quote posts from year old threads for this milestone post.

I think the quotes in one way or the other can be of help to us in everyday or future plans with our lives with such matters as...

...legal history...

The site was founded in 1984 by a group of unemployed former sex offenders. It was originally named the National Boys Association until it was closed down in 1992 by the police. It was taken over and renamed the NBA Live Series Center for no real reason and has been run as an underground import/export business for Filipino pornography. It's run by Lean, who is from there and acts as a middle-man between the police and perverts who pay a $5 subscription to join this site.

...boobs...

Small boobs are an aberration and need to be stamped out.

...relationships...

if you're too drunk to remember, it didn't happen.

...breakups...

Bitches. Who needs them?

May I suggest going on a wild, brutal killing rampage?

Feel free to document it on video.

...pet training...

train your dog to attack to (ex-) girlfriend on sight.

...marriage...

Can't make a ho a housewife

...childcare...

Well, I occasionally throw small children out of airplanes. But that's rare anymore.

...respect for parents/improving your game...

Go and slap your mothers for not conceiving you with a black man.

...responsibility...

It's God's will.

Let God sort it out.

I regret nothin. I've had bad times,good times. You can't turn back the time. We live in a moment.

...growing old...

don't spend the rest of your time playing with dolls

i remember when i turned 30, thats about as far back as i can remember

...pornography...

And i think porn is also good in some point ,you can watch them in home,instead of unprotected sex.

you can never get sick of surfing porn

...music appreciation...

Every time Kanye releases a song I kill a small child.

...quitting smoking...

Jesus told me not to smoke, he told me while he was touching me.

...philosophy (and who says we're not deep thinkers here in the NLSC)...

why has the kid got his hand on Jesus' crotch?

Luck and happiness doesn't come from money.

...and partying!

Why settle for real life parties when you got a nice virtual e-party everyday at the NLSC!

To close out I'll leave you with these...

I think what's written on the sign is the main reason why there are so many retards...

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...and that's what they get for not following the rules...

Another reason why to like the NLSC.
The rules are enforced but not to the point of being ridiculous (if it ever required beating a baby)...

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...or is it...


Just had to be done (as originally stated by the OP)

One of the reasons why NLSC is awesome...We have Proof that GOD Exist! It's on Youtube!

I apologize to the admins/mods for using such a dirty word like 'pinoys'.

EDIT: A few edits and sorry guys, no porn links or anything. Keeping it clean for once. Don't forget to take pahmplets from that fella named vinceair over there as you exit. About finding your god or something.

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About fucking time


And props to the thread title, I saw it and said to myself, "Great, another idiot wants to get banned"

Best milestone post yet, you're the man, and fuck you


Sidenote, I sometimes search google for smilies that we don't have here at NLSC, and sometimes I just find some real gems. I Just found one that fixes one problem with this thread, and that is the lack of tits.



fuck you no tits

ok, fine tits

Great post, congrats man! We all <3 you!

Congrats shadow and thanks for swelling the ranks of the 10,000+ club, though the 515% statistic is a bitch slap back to reality. Great milestone thread; from the title (noticed your handle as the thread starter so I wasn't faked out but loved the reference all the same) to the videos, from the quotes to the colourful reminiscence, all gold.

Despite (what I kind of hope was) a jab at me, you're my favorite Pinoy member here (edging out McDwyane) and I applaud your gaudy post count.

I was never really a Sonics fan persay. Craptors and Frailblazers have always been my teams, but when the Blunder were formed, I missed not attending Sonics games. Also bandwagoning makes me feel alive!

grats duder: and yes at least you dont drive a soccer mom car or have a video of you dancing on youtube to girlfriend



cheers fucker

Wow... What a title for a milestone thread. You just can't beat this.

Anyways, grats.

That was awesome. Really out of everyone here (aside from myself, Andrew and Ben) you're the only real "veteran" who still posts a lot. What that says about either your dedication or your social life God only knows, but I enjoy your constant and repeated homosexual advances towards random posters. Haven't seen Jonex for a while though so I am assuming you've killed one or both in a jealous rage.

The title of this thread is also fantastic.

I thought you'd mention lovely people like Oakrhum, Al Ka Pwn and the others.

Congrats anyway.

Congrats on reaching 10k. Glad to see you still lurking around the dark alleys of the NLSC Also nice to see a creative milestone thread even if I didn't appreciate (for obvious reasons) the last Cyanide YouTube video

Congratulations on your milestone Shadowgrin. Very creative thread and was a good read.

congrats, Shadowgrin! we may not interact a lot here in the forums, but it's always good to know that not every pinoy internet/computer user are monkeys typing randomly on keyboards. Please keep on bashing the shit out of them.

Congrats shadowgrin. Nice title and it was a good read too. I like how disgraced you are of some of the pinoy, although I might be one of them but still your one of the coolest and oldest guys in NLSC

What a shitty read. Instead of all that typing how bout you finally get around to sending me some n00dz? Sheesh.

Shadow, you fucking rock man. I think that kind of speaks for itself. You're probably my favorite poster at the moment so saying I love your posts is kind of redundant. Hope you keep posting and don't go awal on us like some of the guys mentioned in your post.

Congrats once again and thanks for providing laughs a-plenty.

Congrats on the 10k Shadow, that was a cool ass post.

Oh yeah, it's the Disco Stu making it to 10000th. Honestly, I do not know you very well despite having 10000 posts, still from those posts I read, you're definitely a funny guy and the best Pinoy around

Keep it up boy!

Fuck you too and congrats on making the 10k mark. As everybody already mentioned, great milestone post.

veryyy entertaining post man, congrats

Better finish this lest I become a douchebag who constantly starts something but never get around to finishing stuff, like some asses in the dynasty/association threads...

That would be me Congrats on the 10k man, great post.

Congrats! That was actually a great read, but I'm terribly upset at your views toward Apple-loving Canadians. Since it's your 10k milestone and you have the Pinoy curse (I know, hard to believe), I forgive you.

Also, "Disregard females, acquire currency."

South americans with awesome beards are the best kind of south americans

Dude, congrats on your milestone. I haven't logged in in a while but for some reason the NLSC gods decided that I should check the forum today. It's great to know that you still post here, we had a lot of fun a couple years ago ( ) and you're one of the funniest/weirdest guys I know. Plus you still like the Sixers, right?
Anyway, keep posting, I'll be back for 20k.

EDIT: After reading your sig, apparently I'll be back a lot sooner

Congrats LeanFucker.

Grants on the milestone Shadow. After seeing the thread title the first time I knew it going to be you.

Congratulations shadow! Awesome milestone post, and dont even mention the thread title.