Most weird/random/creative song titles you ever heard?

[alphanumeric]

I think "Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey" by The Beatles is weird. This song just played on my ipod and made me decide to make up a thread.

What you guys got?

[J@3]

A Day To Remember - I'm Made Of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of?
Abandon All Ships - Pedestrian is Another Word For Speedbump
Carpathian - Holding Hands Is For Girls
Oh, Antarctica - I'm A Cowboy, Not A Magician
A Midsky Surrender - Like Cancer, But Not So Destroyable
Across Five Aprils - My Eyes Murdered Charles Townsend
Adept - At Least Give My Dreams Back, You Negligent Whore!
Alexisonfire - The Philosophical Significance of Shooting My Sister In The Face
Asking Alexandria - I Used to Have A Best Friend (But Then he Gave Me An STD)
Asking Alexandria - If You Can't Ride Two Horses At Once ... You Should Get Out Of The Circus
The Ataris - Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
Attack Attack! - What Happens If I Can't Check My Myspace When We Get There?
Austrian Death Machine - I Am A Cybernetic Organism Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton

I've probably got about 500 more.

[Dee.]

I Don't listen to songs with stupid titles,because most of the time the songs suck too.

[Lamrock]

Of Montreal - The Early Four-Track Recordings:

1. "Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath"
2. "Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath"
3. "Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap"
4. "Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap"
5. "Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub"
6. "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home"
7. "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Tub"
8. "Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub"
9. "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue"
10. "Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet"
11. "Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub"
12. "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head Off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan"
13. "Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself"
14. "Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree"
15. "Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom"
16. "Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom"

[Phil89]

System of a Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm on This Song

[el badman]

Too many to mention here, but on top of my mind:

Norma Jean - I Used To Hate Cell Phones, But Now I hate Car Accidents
Mod Flanders Conspiracy - My 2nd Grade Bus Driver Yells At Dead Trees
Mod Flanders Conspiracy - Sex On A Buttered Up Grilled Cheese
Mod Flanders Conspiracy - Because I Got My Arms And Legs Surgically Lenghtened Doesn't Mean I'm A Sellout Midget
Mod Flanders Conspiracy - My Dad Shaves His Beamus Every Kwaanza
He Is Legend - Either They Decorated For Christmas Early Or They're All Dead
The Chariot - The Bullet Never Lies, And Time Will Prove All Things (An allegory of unfaithful jerusalem)
+ All the Red Sparowes track titles

[alphanumeric]

Blink 182 - Adam's Song. Just because I don't know who Adam is.

[Oznogrd]

Blink 182 - Adam's Song. Just because I don't know who Adam is.

The title is a reference to a Mr. Show with Bob and David sketch in which a metal-head who attempted suicide by jumping into a vat of acid has a song written about him called "Try Again (Adam's Song)" by fictional metal group Titannica

According to wiki...i somehow doubt that truth though.
This one is easy to figure out if we break it down

"Adam...ok adam is a guy. English rules...Apostrophe s....so whatever comes after Adam's adam owns. Adam's Song. It must be a song that Adam owns" Not that crazy even if you dont know who adam is.

Crazy?
Primus-Southbound Pachyderm
Incubus-Pathogens Born of Wormy Interludes
Dropkick Murphys- Spicy McHaggis Jig

[|)e8*]

Blink 182- What's My Age Again?
Blink 182- When You Fucked Grandpa