Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?
Charlie: No, I was talking about . . I didn't say . . what'd you hear?
Dennis: I heard you say you saw a door marked 'Pirate'.
Charlie: No, that's not what I said. Look, are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna find out what lives in here?
Charlie: (tries to open the door) It's locked. (pulls keys out of his pocket) All right, I'm gonna try this out.
Dennis: What are you—what is that, your apartment key?
Charlie: Yeah, see if it's gonna work here.
Dennis: That's not gonna work!
Charlie: Why not?
Dennis: We're not at your apartment, shithead!
Charlie: Well, how many possible lock combinations could there be?
Dennis: Oh, so many, dude, like hundreds of millions.
Charlie: Well, eventually they're gonna overlap!
Dennis: They're not ever gonna o—
Charlie: No, you know what? You're right. It's not working.
Dennis: Oh, no shit.
Charlie: It was worth a try.
Dennis: It was not worth a try.
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