Bathroom rituals.

Let me just start off by stating that I am typing this after I finished using the bathroom. I learned that everytime I take a crap I listen to music and/or read. When I'm in the shower I also bring my phone to the bathroom and listen to music. My friend claims that when he takes a crap he needs to be COMPLETELY naked. I find it odd but to each his own.

Also, I can't shit in public bathrooms or friends house. I am too uncomfortable doing this and I just hold it till I'm home. So what are your guys bathroom rituals?

I toss chalk in the air...doesn't every one?

I like playing cell phone games on a toilet. As for public washroom, try the portable ones at construction sites. After that, any other washrooms will feel like home.

Cell phone games or PSP while pooin' I had some really bad fire shits about a year ago and played games to get my mind off them, now it's just kinda 2nd nature for me.

I can shit anywhere though, indoors, outdoors, wherever.


One weird thing I should bring up, does anyone wipe their peepee hole with TP after they pee? I ask cause evidently that isn't as uncommon as I thought it was according to Kathryn's psych class. I dont, i tried it once, and yea, no.

I shit upside down. It helps strengthen the exporting power, keeping any possible attempted entry impossible. I hate it when I miss the toilet, though. People get kind of weirded out when they notice my head through the bottom of the stall in a public restroom. I'm doing my clinching workout as I type.

I have had problems shitting in foreign places sometimes, but when you gotta go, it doesn't matter.

Men wiping the tip of their penis is not uncommon. I found that having a little extra urine stuck in the urethra is not uncommon, either, and is usually the reason they need to wipe, so they don't leak after they leave the bathroom.

I will pick up a magazine while I am shitting, as long as I am not rushing.

So, do you flush before you shit? Flush after, or before washing your hands?
Do you fold the toilet paper neatly or do you just grab and bunch it? I used to fold it neatly. Then I realized what they hell I was doing, which was wasting way too much time, so I grab and bunch it, now.

Also, I can't shit in public bathrooms or friends house. I am too uncomfortable doing this and I just hold it till I'm home. So what are your guys bathroom rituals?

Same here. But there are rare chances that I poop outdoors, I mean, not at home. Once I pooped in an establishment restroom, and one "curious" person asked me what I was doing when he looked over the stall (quite stupid too), and asked "What are you doing?"

Also, I can't shit in public bathrooms or friends house. I am too uncomfortable doing this and I just hold it till I'm home. So what are your guys bathroom rituals?

Yeah I'm the same, it's pretty difficult though if you've been drinking all night and are staying at a friends place. My only ritual is reading, I read a lot. Probably because it's the only room in my house where I don't have to listen to or see anyone else, it's quite peaceful so I try to make the most of it.

So, do you flush before you shit? Flush after, or before washing your hands?
Do you fold the toilet paper neatly or do you just grab and bunch it? I used to fold it neatly. Then I realized what they hell I was doing, which was wasting way too much time, so I grab and bunch it, now.

Flush when I'm finished with all BMs and peeing, before washing hands

I just grab TP, and when needed we got some of those charmin wet naps, fucking awesome if I do say so myself.

i listen to music while taking a shit. i am also very uncomfortable shitting in public bathrooms because i dont want my cheeks coming in contact with lord knows whatever has been on those seats before me. i once jerked off in my high school restroom (in a stall ofcourse). And i cant and will never take a shit at my friends or any other person's house. i have always had rock solid turds coming out since i was a child. its much better now but i cannot risk clogging up someone else's toilet. thats respect lost right there. i do a halftime flush just so the load doesnt become too much for the toilet. i use enormous amounts of toilet paper.

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i usually sing this song when i shit:

0:00-1:01 preparing for take off
1:01-1:17 HERE IT COMES
1:17-1:55 ......
1:55- end flush!

My only ritual is reading, I read a lot. Probably because it's the only room in my house where I don't have to listen to or see anyone else, it's quite peaceful so I try to make the most of it.

Pretty much the same.

If I feel like it's going to take time, I take a magazine. Other cases, I just sit (or stand) and do my business.

Man.. The other day I was constipated beyond belief. I was literally in the bathroom for 45 minutes and in a lot of pain. I swear that is probably the first time it's ever happened to me, couldn't even enjoy anything else cause I was in so much pain.

i use enormous amounts of toilet paper.

Same Here.
I Can't go to any Friends Bathroom,It's really uncomfortable.
When I Finish my Poop Ceremonies i Usually Go To check the Fridge,don't Know why tho.

Anyone tried drinking water as you're standing and peeing at the same time?

Anyone tried drinking water as you're standing and peeing at the same time?

I Think i may try this when im drunk or something.

Anyone tried drinking water as you're standing and peeing at the same time?

Water? No. Beer? Yes, during a boozy vacation some years back.

Anyone tried drinking water as you're standing and peeing at the same time?

Couple of times. Once in a while I like having a snack when pooing, too.

Anyone tried drinking water as you're standing and peeing at the same time?

Yes, even eating when I-m in a hurry.

That-s just gross buzzy.