Whats for Breakfast

[Blacksmurf313]

Yo.......This morning I woke ready for my usual breakfast. I go in the fridgerator there is no milk. However there is like 20 boxes of cereal, what a waiste. So I decide to make a nice bowl of Oatmeal, there is another problem, there is not enough sugar for a bowl of Oatmeal. I swear I am going to batter my wife tonight!!!!

So what did I do...........I made the Oatmeal any way and used some Juicy Juice to sweetend the Oaks....Then I grabbed me a ice cold Budlight, watched Ellen D, One of these days Im going to bang her, sat back looked at some porn, read the bible, made a few prank calls and then I ate 7 hotdogs. No buns, no catch up, no musturd just hotdogs. I grabbed my favorite chair open up the blinds to my patio door and watch this poor sun of a Biatch build my Deck.

The Oatmeal was great, but when youre watching Ellen Degenerous poop on a stick would be good.
Anyway, Im really pissed about John Madden. Nope not that he retired, Im pissed that the game is on the PC again. I swear I will not spend $60.00 for that game. Im also pissed about the lack of sugar and no milk. Well Breakfast was good.

[J@3]

For breakfast today I had 1 Naprosyn, 2 Zithromax, 2 Voltaren Rapid, 4 Omega-3 and a can of Red Bull. I am pretty sick atm.

[cyanide]

I had a bowl of sugar and milk.

Specifically Fruit Loops and skim milk.

[Al Ka Pwn]

Homemade chicken tortillas with greek sauce, onions and tomatoes.

[Null17]

Nothing. I rarely eat breakfast. I sacrifice breakfast for sleep.

[vinceair]

Oat meal and some boiled eggs. I flushed all down with green tea.

[Lamrock]

Yo.......This morning I woke ready for my usual breakfast. I go in the fridgerator there is no milk. However there is like 20 boxes of cereal, what a waiste. So I decide to make a nice bowl of Oatmeal, there is another problem, there is not enough sugar for a bowl of Oatmeal. I swear I am going to batter my wife tonight!!!!

So what did I do...........I made the Oatmeal any way and used some Juicy Juice to sweetend the Oaks....Then I grabbed me a ice cold Budlight, watched Ellen D, One of these days Im going to bang her, sat back looked at some porn, read the bible, made a few prank calls and then I ate 7 hotdogs. No buns, no catch up, no musturd just hotdogs. I grabbed my favorite chair open up the blinds to my patio door and watch this poor sun of a Biatch build my Deck.

The Oatmeal was great, but when youre watching Ellen Degenerous poop on a stick would be good.
Anyway, Im really pissed about John Madden. Nope not that he retired, Im pissed that the game is on the PC again. I swear I will not spend $60.00 for that game. Im also pissed about the lack of sugar and no milk. Well Breakfast was good.

This is either the best post ever or the worst.

[benji]

Of course it's awesome. He's the goddamn Blacksmurf. He has more incredible posts than the rest of NLSC history combined. (Mike Davis excepted.)

[vinceair]

Of course it's awesome. He's the goddamn Blacksmurf. He has more incredible posts than the rest of NLSC history combined. (Mike Davis excepted.)

Sarcasm it is..

[benji]

Not really, and Blacksmurf knows it, I've been loving him for over a decade now.

He's a truth-teller.

[Lamrock]

I wish all of our Christian posters were like Blacksmurf.

[vinceair]

I wish all of our Christian posters were like Blacksmurf.

That was a hint to me?

[Jackal]

Stop flattering yourself.

[Null17]

I wish all of our Christian posters were like Blacksmurf.

That was a hint to me?

Sure. Coz you're the only Christian here.

[The X]

In Blacksmurf we trust. More videos and stories please.

[jettdaking!]

i ate beef loaves and ham with some rice and milk. just the way i want it.

[shadowgrin]

sat back looked at some porn, read the bible

I wish all of our Christian posters were like Blacksmurf.

+1 here. Plus, he appreciates lesbians. He's more christian than Pat Robertson will ever be.

Mine was some canned tuna, rice, and juice.