The year in review on the NLSC forum

[Stevan]

It's been an interesting year. I've gone through the last year of topics on the NBA and General sections of the forum, trying to compile some funny quotes and so on. I can tell you that some of the things I read made me laugh, and some pissed me off! It took a lot of hours to go through the threads, and hell, I basically "skimmed" both sections. I went mainly into threads which had plenty of replies, or I remembered being funny. There were many others I didn't bother opening, so if anybody has anything funny they want to add to this, go for it!

I only did the NBA and General sections because I read and contribute to those most frequently. It would take even longer to do the other sections, and if anybody wants to go through them, go for it, I'm sure there is some gold in there.

A lot of the quotes are funny, and even funnier when taken out of context. Others I found interesting. Thanks to everyone who contributed, and remember, it's all in good fun

We had a lot of Yao Ming threads, Lebron-mania, Jordan with the Wizards, and influx of spammers, and the usual things at the NLSC.

Let's begin shall, with a quote from early January 2003!
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Eugene predicts Lebron's future:

So... Lebron James is going to come in and average 20 points a game, as some have predicted? Are you kidding?

Clinton on Kwame Brown:

Kwame is playing great for someone of his age and maturity. He has just been through puberty and your expecting him to put up Tim Duncan numbers every night.

Crawford4MIP4real/Limpdilznik, after a thread got a little out of hand:

okie dokie- soap, anybody? getting kind of dirty here...

An early sighting of Scubilete, at his most incoherenct:

8) , Great!!!!!!! Cause when someone like you try to explain a point I or everyone else got don't think it's useful, don't waste my time with quotes about my comments, everyone express what they think and you for sure are the only one who can express what other think, what it makes you something over a normal person, so don't think your making me any damage ignoring me, you're just doing me a big favor. (Say what?)

Pavel showing hints of 'Pavenian', talking about Chris Childs popping Kobe:

i love that video...Childs punched Fobe right in the jaw...

and the aunnouncer says "Kobe had to be carried away"

lol...if he wouldn't have been carried away...Childs would have broken Fobe's preacuse chick bone...

LOL "preacuse chick bone"

Mr. Shane dabbling in some sarcasm, after Vince Carter's integrity was questions:

Yeah, I bet he fakes all those knee surgeries, too. He probably doesn't know how to dribble, he fakes it all. And the dunking? He has little rockets in his shoes so he can jump so high. The shooting? They make the hoop bigger for him. The dribbling? He travels all the time, but they don't call it.

The following is a hilarious drunken rant by Hotboy Ma$e after The Bob questioned the size of his avatar:

I'm sory I'm drun as a bitch. What the FUCK ar you talking about Bob.

The Bob is yet to reply, and Hotboy Ma$e gets a little impacient:

Damn bob wht the fuck takinbg you so long.

Fck that I got something else to say. That shit last night was some bullshit!!!!!!111!! First off Yao blocked my boy Shaq shot one time in thwthird. what t fuck wrong withn this kyboard? And that flagarant foyl was nore bullsht! That shkt was like gravy on panca;kes. Domn't make nofucking sense.

I'm a bad motherfcker. Shit 'm the hottest thing out. I'm bought to go hoe hunting Bob!

Still no reply from The Bob, so Hotboy Ma$e continues...

Fuck that it's too coild outside. I'm jus gone watch barbershop then. Damn Bob wherer u at?I really wana knw what you talking aout. As a mtter of fact I don't. FUCK YOU Bob. I'm bought to watch Babershop on yo ass

The Bob finally replies:

I said that you're avatar is too big, you know the picture next to your posts. It's huge and is in the way of your posts.

Hotboy Ma$e:

Thanks Bob. Youy da man. I give Barbeshop a 7 out of 10. It was good but not as goos as these st. Ides..

Somebody on Michael Jordan:

He's a terrorist. A terrorist of what are usually considered good ethics.

Yohance telling Ben why people fail to read his posts:

Cause they are long...lenghty and boring?

After Eugene wrote an extensive article on how great Kobe Bryant is, Dert replied:

And when he passes gas, it smells like a fresh spring mourning...

He craps bars of gold...

He can get your woman pregnant just be looking at her...

Too bad he can't makes his team mates better....

Barnsey on Vince:

Vince Carter lives in my garden with the gnomes and ants...

Voodoo Daddy:

LA Clipper Eric Piatkowski & WNBAer Becky Hammon of the NY Liberty live in my hometown (Rapid City, South Dakota) and went to my high school (Stevens HS).
I had an opportunity to meet each of 'em and they're nice, down to earth guys.

Crawford4MIP4sure/Limp on a close playoff game between the Lakers and Wolves last season:

do these refs have some cash riding on lakers????

Matthew going off on one of his funny rants:

Lol go have a bitch. I call people faggots all the time, so lose respect for me too.
Oh but wait, MJ can't be himself becuase he used to be a pro athlete and try to light a fire under kwames skin in practice, but it's just a joke if Shaq suddenly like to make a mockery of the asian culture in public.

Crawford4MIP4sure/Limp about the Lakers being eliminated by the Spurs:

apartment rent: $400 a month
flat screen dvd/tv: $150
6pack of heineken: $5.00
watching the spurs whip the lakers to advance to the western conference finals & and seeing big country bryant CRY: PRICELESS

Mike Davis telling it like it is ( ):

i never want to appear that i am fighting or something rude, sorry....

Mike Davis telling it like it is # 2:

I want to submit my opinions, not state them as fact.

Venom on the US team:

if you expect everybody to bend over when playing "DreamTeam",you're in for a surprise

Dr. P in reply to a suggestion of George Bush versus Sadam Hussein/Osama Bin Laden in the "Boxing Match" thread:

I didn't know we were permitting tag-teams and handicapped matches?
We could always team up Dubya and his father for this one.

Now the following group of threads are pretty special, sort of a tribute, to a poster who almost single handedly redifined the term "spammer", but at the same provided great entertainment. He has also become somewhat a better poster...

Introducing, Lebron James/Jason Kidd:

shut the fuck up!you idiot i do what i want!

piss off man.
p.s. amare stoudamire is very bad player.13.4 points per game he he he.its bad man.speak what topic is about but dumb dumb.its make me nervous.

LOL say what?

dont spam in my topics

On Pavel Podzkolin (sp?) the Russian centre:

that pavel guy is so pointless man.-slow,no shooter,center and idiot i hate him already!

i am cock-sure that dunking isn t a 99.9 %show.if you dunk with power it is definetly basket.

kobe is horse.

Lebron is king of basketball!

i hate fukin fakers(lakers)

On Darius Miles:

he can shoot a jumpshot vey well.

After someone questioned him:

fuck you 13 years old child!

On Jason Kidd being the greatest...

by the way jason kidd is best point guard of the world!whos better-magic-that fat horse?????
stocton-old dog!
payton-who misses a lot.
steve nash-hair canada cammmmmm ooooon ahhahahahahahha.
tha kidd is the best point guard in nba,he is the best in the world and he is the best pointguard ever
BY THE WAY KIDD IS DAMN FAST AND QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

payton is a cowface.ervin "fat magic "johnson was nothin but fat!

every center in nba beats shaq,he is so slow!

i am not a spammer.

FUCK YOU IDIOT.I KEEP REFERING YOU AMANDA BECAUSE YOU ARE REFERING ME AS HEIDI,AND THAT IS PISSING ME OFF,HEIDI IS WOMAN NAME IN ESTONIA,BUT MY NAME IS HEIDO YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU PERV?

fuck you,you are moron not me.

fuck you,you are moron not me.

And moving on to other posters...

Dert:

I am not saying everybody is an idiot. YOU are.

Yohance reminiscing on his early days at the NLSC:

ahh memories. I can't name one vet i didn't have a flame war with. Including our webmaster andrew. (though that was one sided mostly).

Me, making some of the worst predictions ever!

Who's Lebron James?

I can just see it, Cavs at Pacers, Lebron shooting 0-10 in the first half. He accidentally switches on to Reggie Miller (who is making cameo appearances in his retirement tour). Miller makes him weave through 3 screens, where he picks up an elbow from Brad Miller, gets his shirt pulled by Jermaine O'Neal, and to finish it up, gets headbutted by Ron Artest.
In the second half... it gets ugly...

Meanwhile the Pistons are hosting the Nets, and Darko Milicic pops out twice in a row to bury jumpers over Martin. A minute later he hits a turn around jumper down low, followed by a hard foul on Jason Kidd on the next defensive sequence.

In Chicago, Kirk Hinrich gets pulled out of the game after the disabled Terrel Brandon (who makes a comeback with the Bucks) burns him for three layups in a row. He runs only at three-quarter pace because of his injuries but never mind because the next John Paxon is guarding him

The New York Knicks who are hosting the Raptors (still strugling to rebound), start all the centres they drafted (I dunno how many was it?) and they combine for 3 rebounds, 9 fouls, and 1 point after a combined total of 13 minutes of court time.

Mp3, on Darius Miles break out season:

Miles will have his break out season in the nba the same year yinka dare does...

Makaveli the Don:

My mistake, where I said Wilt Chamberland, I meant Kareem Abdul Jabarm, okay people!

Jeffx on Isiah Rider:

Isaiah Rider - million-dollar talent with a 10-cent brain.

Me, on the Hornets name being changed and used in headlines:

they could still keep their old name in part, instead of being the "Hornets" they could be the "Whorenets", and headlines would read "Whorenets blow Lakers"

Psycho Jackal showing Crawford4MIP4real/Limp some love in their "love/hate" relationship:

I still love you as much Limpdilznik you are my faaaaavorite luv bunny in the WORLD. Just cuz I give more attention to someone else, doesnt mean my love for you has become any less

Pirate on Kobe and MJ:

Kobe is a disgusting man-whore like Michael Jordan.

Big Money Gripp, on a picture which shows Tim Duncan with his average looking wife:

damn Duncan wifey looks mad average
if i was in the nba i would have me a dope ass wife like J. Kidd's woman Jumana.

Tales... don't you mean babes? hehe:

Who said I'm not freaking the babies here?

Tales talking of his fighting background:

You are talking to someone who once punched a table in the middle of a college class and ended up being reproved on the subject... Someone who once got a black eye for callin' a guy's girlfriend names... Someone who got into a brawl during a bball game at high school for reacting a bit like Rasheed Wallace...

Hotshot's most awkward moment:

most awkward moment? try getting caught jerking off by your mom

...to which Slam Harder replied:

Happend once to me , but both ignored it, and I said fast "I manage to passed my German Test today!" LOL. That was imbarissing!

Slam Harder in reference to his struggles with getting his drivers license:

Fuck it, I get it when I get, not a big deal! I mean there is other things in life, like basketball and....uh...? Jerking off

Slam Harder, after finally getting his license:

I broke my new speed record today! I was up with my car today at 112mp/h (180km/h) ! I have only had my driver license for about 1week so I'm a bit chicken still.

Back with new record that I broke just about 15minuts ago. Top Speed: 195km/h

Barnsey after seeing the new Kobe Bryant video game:

Spank my ass and call me Charlie

Dramacydal:

thanks for seein me as a genius, maybe i am one, who nos...

Slam Harder, the dirty minded Swede:

I watched my asian porno movie yesterday, and all the girls there looks real cute

Barnsey gets all philosophical!

Hey, about asians, i heard that they have some extra muscles in their pussy. That's why you see them poppin' ping pong balls out of their pussies in pornos and stuff

Hotboy Ma$e showing Psycho Jackal some luuurrvvveee:

Next you start trying to pull some kind of crazy point out of your ass, Lord only knows what you're talking about, but everytime I look up it's you trying to contradict me. I don't know why you're so infactuated with me, but I promise I don't swing that way. You might want to get off my dick, no offense though.

hahahahahaha.... THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT

EDIT: Had one of Jason Kidd's quotes under Dert's name by accident - fixed it.

Last edited by Stevan on Fri Jan 02, 2004 5:23 pm, edited 1 time in total.

[GloveGuy]

Stevan that was great! I never thought I'd actually laugh from reading a post from a message board but those Lebron James/Jason Kidd quotes were classic and I think I cried reading them

[BMG]

lol that was some classic material
what a year

[Old School Fool]

I made a Few Quotes.......Right? Heidi = Classic

[Stevan]

well I take back what I said about Jason Kidd improving as a poster, just look at this CLASSIC quote posted within the last 24 hours...

Best playa-Tim Duncan
He had grazy season,grazy playoffs and HUGE finals.
He was unstopable.Nobody didnt stopped him.

LOL!

my dick is sooooo small

followed by:

I heard small dicks were suppose to be in for this fall

[Old School Fool]

Shep, Give Up.....

[Dramacydal]

lol, what a great read that brings up alotta memories even tho i was only there for the 2nd half of the year...good looking out, Stevan

[Nick]

:lol: LMAO!!!

Thanks a lot stevan, that was fatnasticallularbury-nilly-nop-nop-toopa! (feeling silly now...) My mum had to ask me why i was laughing so hard... haha... she comes over and reads the screen... sees all of JaBron Duncan's posts and profanities... d'oh!! Thanks a lot LeKidd James!!

Hotboy ma$e was the funniest. i've never seen that before.

Thanks steve, we should do this more often.

Shep, Give Up

excuse me?

[Boyk]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH what a great year.
good to see people keep track of it all.

[Filip]

Those are great but .
But you forgott to quote from the funniest thread ever "Newest member a girl?"

Tales welcomed (a then) new member which was a girl

Hi Jessica! How old are you? How's life there in Australia?

I'm from Brazil, nice to meet ya,

Which Shane replied

*cough* stay away from tales he's a pedophile *cough*

Colin 826 gives a second reason on why she should stay away from Tales

Don't get near tales, he might poo.

Brave Sir Rubin replies after Tales asking where she is

Tales, put your 0.5 inch dick back into your pants...

Stevan telling everyone why they should give it all up

eeeeaaaasssyyyyyyyyy there fellas!!! You have more chance of scoring with your NBA Live CD I mean look at this, we have Hank the sick Pervert, Tales the Paedophile with a .5 centimetre willy, Shane the chronic womaniser/paedophile, and Pavel the heartless prick! She has probably forgotten about this site, and delted all her cookies to make sure

Whole topic can be found here http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~nbalive/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=6952&highlight=newest+member+girl

[BIG GREEN]

lol good work stevan. This is a nice thread...mabe it can become a new tradition.

[Hotshot]

My fucked up thumb has been released! (Thanx Martin). WARNING sensitive people should not look -->
http://www.hot.ee/mp3playa/Thumb.avi

man what a year its been...good lookin out Stevan

[The Big Racist]

After someone questioned him:

fuck you 13 years old child!

That would be me...he should change the post cause im 14 now (evil laugh)

Here's one more by Jason Kidd/Tim Duncan/LeBron James/Heidi or who he was at the moment he posted this.This time he makes racist statements :

amare is slow.heś nickname mr.traveling!he always do a traveling when he come to baseline and dunkś the ball!ming is chinase camm oon!
butler-horse face!

[Filip]

Damn you're only 14, maybe I shouldn't have send ya does URL adresses

[Vins15]

haha classic..i wish i could find some quotes but i'm too lazy to do so but this is a great thread..

[Old School Fool]

Martin your only 14? and people think your the youngest here?



Nah I'm only 13



BUTLER-HORSE FACE!!!!!!!!!!

[Andreas Dahl]

great post/thread... very good one
the thread with the new girl was the best i must say... classic


i agree that JaBron Duncan has gotten a little better at posting...
note the "a little" part of the earlier sentence...

[Ruff Ryder]

Jason Kidd/Lebron James on his poll 'best player in the NBA'

looks like people opinion tim duncan is the best. i must admit he is superman

Well, i said something that kinda caused some trouble:
1st-mac daddy/sub zero wrote:

Jason Kidd the spammer retires... Laughing

Then i said-

Jason Kidd the spammer dies in brutal murder by everyone in the NLSC Forum.

We could only wish.

more jason kidd in that topic-

very funny you idiot,that pic is changed in photoshop you fat moron .

All that stuff pretty much ended the topic. It wasnt locked though.

Cant forget the 'Have you Ever Smoked Weed' topic, that didnt even get locked.



Ahhh........The good ol' days.

[Mazzocchi]

what about my quote? i said it a while ago in 1 of my 1st posts-

"Thats 1 prediction that came true, I Was Right About LeBron Being Great, But I Was Wrong About Vick Pulling A Joe Theisman."

[The Big Racist]

LOL...remember this?----------------->

[Colin]

that's some classic stuff. hotbay ma$e inebriated posts was the best.

[Stevan]

Thanks guys, and thanks for contributing!

I had a good laugh, some of my favourites were the Hotboy Ma$e ones and Lebron James.

[Matt]

my new New Years resolution: say something stupid or funny to entertain members of NLSC in 2005