The Laugh It Up Thread

[JaoSming]

well looking at his twitter, he's talking to you mooooooodi

[Panco]

Don't know why, but this one seemed hilarious to me. Couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.

[Andrew]

Raised a smile, I have to admit.

[Modifly]

well looking at his twitter, he's talking to you mooooooodi

@Modifly if you like von wafer so much why don't you just marry him

He's talking to a lot of people, complaining about other people's complaints.


NBALiveSC having 121 followers and nbalive4ever having only 5 says it all. Where did he got the confidence to say that NBALiveSC is stealing news items?

[Andrew]

I don't think he's even affiliated with a gaming website, though he appears to be presenting himself as an NBA Live Dev. Weird kid.

[Angelo]

This might have been posted but i really like this guy a lot

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[Patr1ck]

Put Mr. Bean doing that one leg dance next to Conan O'brien doing his puppet string dance at the same time and you have an instant calssic.

[Andrew]

Much as I like Mr Bean, I haven't cared for the movies. I'd prefer Atkinson's other comedy bits.

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[Lamrock]

So, I'm not sure if this is appropriate (even for this message board!), so if it isn't a mod could delete this, and for the prudent members, its not exactly a recommended read, but this is an excerpt from a hilarious post on Radiohead's forums. Pretty funny.

So Ed was giving this chick anal right? And he's really givin' it to her. She is really enjoying it and all because he is Ed "Iluvanal"/"Lord of Anal" O'Brien.

Well, she starts thinking that she is greater than the gods, much like those bitches that we read about in Greek mythology. And she starts saying "Ejaculate.... NOW!" "NOW!"

Ed is like "fuck this." She starts to climax because Ed is lord of anal and is of course, amazing at anal sex. She thinks he's about to ejaculate inside her, just because she was saying "NOW!". But the lord of anal is smarter than her.

Just when she thinks he's about to blow his load in her, he pulls out. And says "BITCH I"M FUCKING ED!!!" And gets her in the eye, just so she knows who is the master of anal. True story.

[Andrew]

And she starts saying "Ejaculate.... NOW!" "NOW!"

Awfully formal of her, what with all the slang around.

[Lamrock]

[jettdaking!]

damn. lol


btw, here's something for you Tupac fans (CandyMan?)

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haha. here are the lyrics for sing-along!
[Verse 1:]
Listen close, as life turns its pages
Makaveli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things on stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTel to BlackBerry pages
Your crew don't phase us, we'll make you bustas pay us
Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas

[Chorus:]
I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Feel me!!!
I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94!!

[Verse 2:]
What can a nigga do, when half the people voted for George W.
It's a bitch, f... George W. - can't be true -
I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch
I'm talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93
Out in Oakland... you probably didn't hear about him

[Chorus:]
I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

[Verse 3:]
How am I doin' this?!?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the f... is that?
It might be DOO-DOOO!

And you in the back, you ain't shit
You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip
And if you hit the table one more time then the record might skip-might skip...
I told you, stop hittin' the table.

Tupac Shakur,
I wrote this rhyme in 1994
I'm not alive!!!
Thug life!!!
...Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife
A married man, you've got two kids
...Go home!!!

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
You ain't gettin no coochie.

[DJ:] 2pac, Rest In Peace...

Okay, I will!!!

hahhahaha.

[benji]

Police: 'Chunky' escorts rip off intoxicated men

Mountlake Terrace police are on the lookout for a trio of escorts who are alleged to have stolen about $440 from four customers who had invited them over for a weekend party. The cops have their work cut out for them since they're relying on four victims who were "incredibly" intoxicated and provided only the barest of descriptions.

According to police, the four victims decided, after a night of drinking at a Mountlake Terrace home, to pool their money and hire an escort from Craigslist early Saturday morning. "They found a woman whose picture they found appealing and called," said Det. Sgt. Doug Hansen.

But when the woman and two female friends arrived, the men later told police, they found that none of them looked like the woman in the ad. The women were described vaguely to police as being "larger and thicker" than the female pictured in the Craigslist ad.

"The men said they were not as advertised," said Hansen.

Nevertheless, the disappointed men -- who ranged in ages from 22 to 46 -- handed over their money while the women were still at the door, police said. One of the women then asked if she could use the bathroom, police said.

But instead of going into the bathroom, the women ducked into a bedroom and started rooting around for things to steal, including a Blackberry and some jewelry, Hansen said. The men saw her and tried to stop her, but the woman ran outside to her friends and all three raced back to their car, a maroon Ford hatchback.

The men chased after them, but one man was run over when he tried block the women from driving off. The man suffered injuries that required a two-day hospital stay, Hansen said. The men were were unable to get a license plate number.

The suspects were all described as being about 5-feet-8, white and "chunky," in their late 20s, possibly from Tacoma. One had curly, wavy brown hair and called everyone "baby," the men told police. The second had lip piercings and stringy brown hair. The third had short, sandy blond hair, according to police.

While trying to describe the suspects to police, the men decided to rate the women on a scale of 1 to 10. Three said the women all rated a "2." But the man described by police as the most intoxicated disagreed and claimed they rated a "4."

[Al Ka Pwn]

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[jettdaking!]

RUB THAT SHIT, IT'S YOURS NIGGA!!!

[Martti.]

[Jackal]

[Angelo]

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[Dee.]

Crazy Japan.

[Andrew]

You know, I don't think sleeve tattoos do much for women. For her I'll look past it though, just the kind of open-minded guy I am.

[Patr1ck]

Putting panties on isn't as easy as we would think, I guess.

[Jackal]

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[JaoSming]

[Andrew]

Great photo.

[Al Ka Pwn]

When you take a shower before you go out and party, you wash away the pheromones that attract women. Hahaha.