If you could fight one person...

So as the topic suggests...if you could fight:

A hollwood celebrity
A politician
An athlete
A musical artist
A fictional character

Hollywood celebrity: Billy Zane
Politician: Hugo Chavez
Athlete: Chris Webber
Musical artist: Madonna/Justin Timberlake
Fictional character: Reggie from the Archie comics.
Forum poster: Sit

How bout you guys? (Feel free to add categories too.)

Forum poster: illini, but only in Muay Thai.

Maybe Cryanide in a dark forest. Do we have anybody on dialysis or bedridden?

Forum poster would be 8-hype.

That just wouldnt be fair though.

That's like Jae wanting to fight Coolmac.

Do we have anybody on dialysis or bedridden?

I can think of one.

A hollwood celebrity: Joe Budden
A politician: Vinceair
An athlete: EG's dad
A musical artist: Good Charlotte
A fictional character: Tyra Banks
Forum poster: Sit
Forum poster: COOLmac
Forum poster: Dweaver
Forum poster: Dirtdog
Forum poster: RuffRyder
Forum poster: MichaelJordan
Forum poster: AndrewSCOTT
Forum poster: Boyk
Forum poster: raptorsdynasty

Hollywood celebrity: Dane Cook
Politician: Obama
Athlete: Marbury or Rubio
Musical artist: Kanye or Timberlake
Fictional character: Hal Jordan for being the Rainbow Lantern
Forum poster: MikeMan (obvious pick) or Modifly, Pdub, X (just for the heck of it because I think they have some nasty fight in them)

Forum poster: illini, but only in Muay Thai.

He still has them killer fists and elbows which is legal in Muay Thai.

Do we have anybody on dialysis or bedridden?

Old man Sauru?

Hollywood celebrity: Ben Stiller
Politician: Dario Franceschini/José Luis Rodriguez Zapatero (current), Ernesto Guevara/Karl Marx/Vladimir Lenin (historic)
Athlete: Marco Materazzi/Latrell Sprewell/Isiah Thomas
Musical Artist: Nowadays pretty much everybody. If I had to choose one it'd be Kanye West.
Fictional Character: Michael Scott, the blond dude from the Fast & Furious movies.
Talk Show Host: Jay Leno.

Spree would certainly choke you bitch.

If Jae ever loses it (more), he should unban everyone on the banned list.

A hollwood celebrity: Zach Braff
A politician: Cheney
An athlete: Ron Artest
A musical artist: Whoever the singer of the Fray is
A fictional character: Harry Potter (before he learns magic and shit of course)
Forum poster: mark80 or something, screwed me over and tried taking credit for some of my work, first person to steal my work

Hollywood artist: David Archuleta and the entire homo hype.
Politician: Our beloved president
Athlete: Kobe Bryant
Musical Artist(s): Fallout Boy
Fictional Character:
Forum poster: Oakrhum

Forum poster: ......or Modifly

What the heck?

Hilarious thread.

I want to fight Andy Souwer or Masato in K-1 rules, just to test my survival instinct.

Tom Cruise is the only person that comes to mind.

Fighting someone to deal with issues and resentment build up because of other reasons, sounds wonderfully counterproductive. I'll fight Jackals mom then.

Forum poster: MikeMan (obvious pick) or Modifly, Pdub, X (just for the heck of it because I think they have some nasty fight in them)

Always thought I irked you a little

I don't fight unless situation absolutely calls for it. But I'll play along, so here's mine:

Hollywood celebrity: Dawson from Dawson's Creek seems like a good start
Politician: John Howard
Athlete: Jana Rawlinson
Fictional character: I'd team up with Wile Coyote & try to exact some revenge on the Road Runner
Forum poster: Matthew has been the only person that's gotten on my nerve at NLSC, so if anyone, he's closest to it

Fictional character: I'd team up with Wile Coyote & try to exact some revenge on the Road Runner

Come to think of it, I'd probably team up with Daffy Duck to take out Bugs Bunny. It doesn't seem fair that ducks always get the short end of the stick in cartoons...except in the occasional Tom & Jerry short where ducks have been known to be bigger than cats and perfectly capable of beating them up.

A hollwood celebrity : Will Ferrel
A politician : Gloria Macapagal Arroyo (Our president here in our country)
An athlete : STEPHON MARBURY
A musical artist : Lil Wayne( i really hate this guy)
A fictional character : Son Goku
Forum Poster : Hmm...its hard...if anyone wants to fight with me just call me up

And oooooooo what a cute username color i have

Hollywood celebrity: 50 Cent
Politician: Every single croatian/albanian politician
Athlete: Lleyton Hewitt
Musical artist: 50 Cent once again
Fictional character: None really.
Forum posterS: First would definately be Jugs, closely followed by Jackal & Jao.

And oooooooo what a cute username color i have

It's piercing holes through my eyeballs.

gotta change it to a more darker one

Fighting someone to deal with issues and resentment build up because of other reasons, sounds wonderfully counterproductive. I'll fight Jackals mom then.

I can picture you being the type of guy that would be an absolute buzz-kill at a party.

Fighting someone to deal with issues and resentment build up because of other reasons, sounds wonderfully counterproductive. I'll fight Jackals mom then.

I can picture you being the type of guy that would be an absolute buzz-kill at a party.

I'm usually the first one to get drunk and start punching people. So I guess you're right.
I'm kind of big. But there's always a bigger dude. And I like to challenge people to find out who the bigger dog is.

Hollywood celebrity: David Spade
Politician: Cheney
Athlete: Isiah Thomas or Raymond Domenec (coach for the French soccer team)
Musical artist: Fallout Boy
Fictional character: the alien from American Dad
Forum poster: Matthew or puttincomputers

Fighting someone to deal with issues and resentment build up because of other reasons, sounds wonderfully counterproductive. I'll fight Jackals mom then.

I can picture you being the type of guy that would be an absolute buzz-kill at a party.

I'm usually the first one to get drunk and start punching people. So I guess you're right.
I'm kind of big. But there's always a bigger dude. And I like to challenge people to find out who the bigger dog is.

Not exactly what I was getting at, but nice to know.

I was kidding. I am goodlooking, get along with almost everyone and can dance. I'm great at parties.