There is NO XENU

Hypnotoad owns.
Hypnotoad > everyone.

Hypnotoad only makes you think that. It's not proven like 42

If I wasn't a devout pastafarian (*looks up from newspaper*), I totally would have voted 42. Damn religious obligations.

Hypnotoad only makes you think that. It's not proven like 42

I'm sure I can change your mind.

that is right up there with Wii Sports girl as one of the best gifs I've seen

If believing in an evil alien dumping brainwashed souls on Earth that eventually found their way into all living beings and undergoing a process to cleanse one's soul of whatever must be cleansed according to Scientology's doctrine makes people happy and gives their life meaning, so be it.

They believe WHAT?

I never knew that.

It's a very simplified version of their beliefs but it's along those lines from what I've read.

the Hypnotoad uses Hidden Mickeys! Two of them even!

Scientologists handing out pamphlets? Bullshit. They dont do anything for free

Back in 07 I was in the city (melbourne) on a pubcrawl for the superbowl and about 7pm we stumbled (literally) upon the scientology centre on cnr Flinders Lane and Russel st
We went in and proceeded to belittle them and their beliefs for the next hour or so, when i finally gave up on their scientology and gave one of the guys shit for having a bad shirt. It was fun...

Anyway, the moral of my story is that they didnt have any pamphlets.
I asked them for a pamphlet, but all they could do was offer to sell me a book. The book wasnt much more than a pamphlet fwiw...


A few months later we went back whilst also drunk, on another pub crawl, and they remembered us! it was awesome.

I had to settle for Hypnotoad, but I would have voted for this guy:

Scientologists handing out pamphlets? Bullshit. They dont do anything for free

Perhaps the ones in Canberra are a more charitable sect?

This thread needs a flame war. Calling all devout Scientologists. We are need ur opinyunz.

Who sasy Xenu doesn't exist? Do you have proof? If not, that means Xenu does exist.

Don't ask me for proof, because I do have it.

Better add some quotes from them Scientology scriptures, to add more credibility to your argument.

It's on youtube.

Ah yes. How ignorant of me.

I for one have experienced Xenu's guiding, loving hand...in my pants. So I can undoubtedly claim that Jackal is telling the truth.

Ah yes. How ignorant of me.

I for one have experienced Xenu's guiding, loving hand...in my pants. So I can undoubtedly claim that Jackal is telling the truth.

um ur goin 2 hell u shuldnt talk about stuffs like that. dont u no that pre-marriagital sexes is wrong? read the bible

But the books of Scientology say otherwise. They want me to be free of repressive thoughts that make me act oppressively.

Check out these links to the book of Scientology: The Fundamentals of Thought and about Dianetics, which containt videos. They are proof!

Here are some quotes that show proof and they are from famous peope so it is really true:

The best thing to do is to read Fundamentals of Thought.
- Tom Cruise on ABC Primetime Live, April 14, 2006

If you really want to know about the mind, the spirit and life itself, read
Scientology: The Fundamentals of Thought. It will put you on the right path!
- Isaac Hayes, Academy Award winning Composer & Producer

I didn't know how to open the door to my goals and would have been fiddling
with the lock for all these years had I not learned about Scientology.
I now know that I truly am limitless. Scientology opened the door for
me and I've just walked through it to success.
- Jenna Elfman, Actress

If you don't think they are not famous or you don't know them, then you don't believe the truth!


(Holy shite, just look at the interface of that Dianetics site. It's some sort of cool videogame.)

All I can responses is READ THE BIBLE, because proof of God only come from faith and bible, you don't listen.

Day will come when Xenu will come for your death, and at that moment you will remember this thread and know that I am right and you are wrong in your false faith. No need to thank me but knowing that I am right is happiness for me that I am blessed.

I'm personally convinced. I just pledged my next thousand paychecks to this great institution, and a thousand more once the Thetan is extracted from my mortal enveloppe.
And I'm no longer taking Xanax.

Heres something I found interesting...

http://www.skeptictank.org/readdig.htm
In the late 1940s, pulp writer L. Ron Hubbard declared, "Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion."

Who sasy Xenu doesn't exist? Do you have proof? If not, that means Xenu does exist.

Don't ask me for proof, because I do have it.

I am not an alien soul. I do not have green skin, carry a ray gun, or go days without gleedlenarf.