Useless performance of the week :)

by **Filip** on Fri Dec 12, 2003 5:44 am

It's amazing how everything gets interesting when doing homework (instead of the homework
offcourse)
Anyway, here is my performance, which I don't know if it's anything to bragg about but
I managed to step up and balance on my Spalding (NBA size) basketball without grabbing anything.
I've been training on just balance on the ball (but with grabbing nearby furniture to get up)
But today it just work while listining to Jackson fives - Can you feel it.

Can you do that? And add you useless or useful uniqe performance :wink:

by **Tony** on Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:35 am

i managed to drink 20 shots of tequila in a row and not pass out.

by **MC Hao** on Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:38 pm

YA, DUDE!!! :beer:

by **TRUball** on Fri Dec 12, 2003 1:35 pm

I managed to do a between the legs reverse dunk off the ground on my mini basketball net that is on the wall at about 7 feet. Lol not that impressive but what ever, also I did a 540 1 hander on it once, but i it was a fluke.

by **benji** on Fri Dec 12, 2003 2:13 pm

Well...this kid looked at me...so I started a fight with him...but then the cops came...and...oh...wait...nevermind...

Hmmm...I took all four of my college exams in a combined 37 minutes...that's pretty darn useless and pretty darn performance! And it was this week! Yay! It fits! Yay!

by **wangster** on Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:09 pm

I managed to eat 10 OREO cookies without once dipping them in milk.

by **Wall St. Peon** on Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:57 pm

I took 14 shots of 100 proof southern comfort and had about 8 glasses of beer and didn't puke until about 4:00 am after a car ride and cheap greasy pizza...oh, and I didn't start till about 11:30...

by **Filip** on Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:41 pm

Ben wrote:Well...this kid looked at me...so I started a fight with him...but then the cops came...and...oh...wait...nevermind

Was that a diss against "Da Gangsta"

by **Shep** on Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:04 pm

so Slam harder, how old might you be

by **Filip** on Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:14 pm

Shep wrote:so Slam harder, how old might you be

Why are you asking? What's your point?

by **GloveGuy** on Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:27 am

I shared my Watermelon twizzlers with the smokin' chick next to me, during my Model U.N. conferences!

by **EGarrett** on Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:44 am

Slam, anyone adult size would probably burst or deflate their ball if they stood on it...

by **Filip** on Sat Dec 13, 2003 2:35 am

EGarrett wrote:Slam, anyone adult size would probably burst or deflate their ball if they stood on it...

Well that has nothing with the age to do, it has to do with the weight in that case.
Anyway I'm 18 and weight about 153lbs (last time I messaured anyway).
And the ball is still unhurted and as normal as it can be.

by **benji** on Sat Dec 13, 2003 4:09 am

EGarrett wrote:Slam, anyone adult size would probably burst or deflate their ball if they stood on it...

Now, if he properly inflated it and properly positioned his feet he could theoretically do it for a few seconds...plus the synthetic leather is pretty strong at holding it's form...

by **Filip** on Sat Dec 13, 2003 5:42 am

I can stay on the boll like forever. I'm gonna take time and see how long manage to hold balance. And if you guys don't believe me I can eventually record a video

by **Filip** on Sat Dec 13, 2003 5:59 am

Aight, Just tested how long I could do it, and the time I got was 2min and 15sekunds, I could hold out longer, but I had to record a movie.

by **EGarrett** on Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:35 am

Ben wrote:
EGarrett wrote:Slam, anyone adult size would probably burst or deflate their ball if they stood on it...

Now, if he properly inflated it and properly positioned his feet he could theoretically do it for a few seconds...plus the synthetic leather is pretty strong at holding it's form...

Well I'm no ball-standing expert...I just figured it wouldn't be a good idea...

by **benji** on Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:51 am

I think he'd be more likely to fall on his face than break the ball...

by **DrNick** on Sat Dec 13, 2003 9:40 am

i managed to find a good job

and wat iz wid all of dis gangsta crap. i dont like. i should be known as drnick and not some gangsta o "da gangsta"

by **Old School Fool** on Sat Dec 13, 2003 2:51 pm

I managed to download the song "Game Time" by Clipse from NBA Live 2004 :!:

and i also managed to get "Can't Stop Me" by Fredwreck and The Game :shock:

It was a PAIN IN THE ASS i used WinMX....I had to wait for about 2 Hours for it to stop queuing :shock:

I am probably the only person on the Forums who has NB ALive 2004 Music

by **EGarrett** on Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:55 am

Twista's Live theme is the first track on one of my new CDs... :wink:

by **GloveGuy** on Sun Dec 14, 2003 1:51 pm

During a Model U.N. meeting where we were supposed to discuss "Prostitution In Areas With High Instances Of HIV/AIDS, I decided to go up and talk about a Seinfeld episode where Kramer gives George a defective condom.

by **Colin** on Sun Dec 14, 2003 3:52 pm

Today I ate a whole bag of goldfish crackers...mmmm. Tasty.

by **Stevan** on Sun Dec 14, 2003 11:25 pm

this one time... at band camp... :oops:

by **Guest** on Sun Jan 11, 2004 7:11 pm

John Ameachi was at a tournement i was playing in doing the "i think im a bit of a celebrity thing". He was stood on the sideline being interviewed for TV, me and my team mates where having a pre game shoot around, i put up a shot it bounced of the ring and smacked Ameachi in the back of the head and knocked his glasses off

2 min later he came over a put me in a head lock, after i recovered then we played some 1on1. Im 100% sure if i ever saw him again he would remember me. The tournement was sponsored by Budweiser, they gave each team shit loads of it, we lost every game due to the fact that we all got drunk at lunch time.......

Useless performance of the week :)

Useless performance of the week :)

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