Since I'm the resident alcholic...
Bud Light: "healthier" for you, slightly smoother, and it's cheaper. If you're going to drink a lot, go for this as it's much cheaper than Heiniken.
Heiniken: not quite as smooth as Bud Light, more expensive, more of a hanging out and drinking beer than getting fucked up beer
Other Beers:
Keystone Light: (:D) the ultimate college beer; $12 for a case, watered down but still potent, incredibly smooth, and you can shotgun these like no other.
Busch Light: A more bitter version of Bud Light, but it's much cheaper. Another popular college beer
Coors Light: A more expensive, better tasting version of Keystone Light. Very smooth, goes down the best of any beer I've had
Sam Adams: Junk. Far too...something...for my taste. I hate the taste.
Guiness: I love this stuff, whether it's draft or stout. The taste is reminiscent of coffee, but it's good stuff.
Leinenkugel: The Honey Weis is good, and the normal Leiny's are pretty good, too. Not too shabby.
LaBatt Blue: Great Canadian beer. I actually had the Canadian version of it, and that stuff rules as the alcohol content is much greater than US beer. Same goes for Moosehead.
Corona Extra: This stuff is probably my favorite non-domestic beer. Drink it with or without a lime...either way it's great.
Other Alcoholic drinks:
Souther Comfort (whiskey): get the hundred proof, mix it with Cherry Coke or Cherry Pepsi and grenadine (2 shots to 12 ounce can of pop, about a shot of grenadine), and you'll have a good time.
Bacardi 151: shot or two of this with a can of pepsi, and you'll be wasted in a very short amount of time
Fun with Grain Alcohol (Everclear):
Apple Pie shots: a fifth of everclear to a gallon of apple CIDAR; boil cidar, add everclear, and drop a couple cinamon sticks in the apple cidar for flavor. Pour into shot glasses, add whipped cream to the top of the shot, and get wasted without knowing it.
Jungle Juice: 3 gallons of Tampico Fruit Punch (Minute Maid works, too, but it's more expensive), a 755 mL bottle of everclear, a bottle of Crantasia schnapps, and whatever other fruit juice and fruit you want to add...I recommend white grape juice, strawberries, lemons, and limes.
Ecto Cooler: This is a drink of my own invention. I was going to have Blue Maui (a schnapps) with Mt. Dew, but I had some Everclear in the freezer, so I decided to spice it up a bit. I put a shot and a half of everclear in a 16 ounce glass, added a shot of Blue Maui, and then a can of Mt. Dew. For those of you old enough to remember Hi-Ci's Ecto Cooler (the one with Slimer on the box), it tastes EXACTLY like that...except bubbly...and it can make your heart stop if you drink too much...
If you're all about the bargain shopping, go for the Bud Light. It's cheaper but still good. I'd also advise you to try Corona, but until you get hooked on it, get some limes, cut 'em into slivers, and put them in the bottle.
Oh, and I've spent almost 2 grand in just over a week...so HA!
) so i'll be covered, oh yah and i need bout $50 for a carton of Heineken........which leads me off topic, but i'll ask it anyway
Personally, I've got about 5 of them 
Gotta be good...spent too much money on her for Christmas to fuck this up.
