Last year was the presentation of the inaugural(sp?) Frank Castle award, presented to Homer. This year i havent got a trophy, but i will present the award. i think no-one will dispute it going to dsmbballman, for his ultra-moronic posts, mostly in the NBA Live 06 section.
In a topic about adding WNBA to the game:
women are like babies
On the roster cutoff date:
later it was tomorrow
On the boxscore only being available for the previous two days in Dynasty Mode and Season mode:
the boxscore isnt free?
In a create-a-player topic:
the headband is forty
The first post in a new topic:
is anybody true?
dsmbballman at his best:
Earl Boykins has flashy height
He made a Hardwood Classics appearance for this one:
do you guys know if its gunna shock or freeze
thanks
Congratulations dsmbballman, and its a pity ure banned so u cant pick up this award. Then again, at least our sanity is safe.
And now on to the best posts of 2005:
Riot explaining is wiping method after taking a crap:
I stand up and spread my cheeks out and look into the mirror to see where I have to aim and stuff.
Wormy10, a few posts later:
Anyone ever masterbate and poop at the same time?
EDIT: Why did I just ask that
Riot reveals he doesnt wash his hands after taking a piss, since he doesnt touch the urine, theres no point. FendeR' replies that he touching his smelly two inch dick. Riot replies:
A. It's not 2 inches
B. It doesn't smell, I put some deordorant on it
C. Sometimes you don't even have to touch it. Like when you have a boner you just stand back a few feet and just push.
Riot again, same thread:
I piss in the shower.
Number Twenty Five:
I love pissing in the shower, good feeling
And I don't miss
Quick reply from D-Weaver:
How can one miss, when pissing in the shower?
Jowe posts that he heard the in Arab countries thumbs up means fuck you. Jae's reply:
Everything in Arab countries means "fuck you". That's why they're so angry all the time.
Jackal in an iPod thread:
Fuck staying on topic, we've got enough IPod threads that you felt you needed to create another one. In fact this could be locked and all Ipod talk can be kept in one thread. Ofcourse, you can't do that since it's your thread.
Let's get back offtopic since that's more fun than talking about rich little kids' gadgets.
One of the burns of the week in Jae's weekly section, deserves to be one of the burns of the year:
COOLmac wrote:how can i delete things i posted by mistake?
Jowe wrote:hehe thats almost exactly the same thing your parents said.
Matt on the NLSC:
what the hell. The NLSC has some kind of virus/glitch. Every time a retard boycotts, another retard of equal or superior strength appears straight after....some freaky shit.
Classic Jae:
Anyone else get the feeling that the "wisdom" in "wisdom_kid" was supposed to be silent?
Jae again:
This is spam, any thread that promotes the posting of COOLmac will be locked without question.
And again:
COOLmac wrote:i'm 0.000000031% croatian.........
Jae wrote:and 99.99999999969% idiot.
Jae after ign referred to josh smith as j-smooth:
Lol oh no, they spelt the word "Smooth" correctly! Someone shoot that white man!
Ataraxia, when Fitzy asks how to become a mod:
You put your left brain in you put your right brain out, then you do the hokey pokey and shake it all around and thats what its all about.
Damn I could never remember the lyrics of that song.
COOLmac pwns himself:
all ex-boyfriends are idiots.........
no wait.........i am also an ex boyfriend to my ex girlfriends........now thats a shame
PiksS in the "Girlish Guilty Pleasures" thread:
*i like to sit that my legs are crossed....dunno why...mybe cuz my balls are pushing together and teh feeling and stuff...
wisdom_kid proving that the wisdom should be silent:
As a muslim its wrong to kill a spider, so i jus flush them down the toilet.
Jae doesnt only pwn people on forums:
In England I was standing in the hallway waiting to go to class. I was chewing chewing gum and this male teacher comes upto me and screams "YOU! YOU'RE CHEWING AREN'T! YOU!" and I kinda looked at him likeand he goes "GET IT OUT!!!" so I just took it out of my mouth, so he says "NOW PUT IT SOMEWHERE!" so I put it back in my mouth. At this point he was turning red, so he looks at me and goes "YOU'RE A DISGRACE! TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN FOR CHRIST SAKES!!!!" and I said "Mate you're not really in a position to be giving me fashion tips, since you're the one wearing the pink shirt you little fag" anyways he almost exploded and he got up really close to me , so I kinda stood over him (he was about 5'6, so I really had no choice) and he walked off.
Later on I went to my roll call class and the teacher's like "Mr Cancerhead (can't remember his name) has just filed a behavioural report against you for chewing gum, school uniform violation, violent behaviour (???) and attempting to intimidate" and I said "Attempting? That little prick was shitting himself"... I got a laugh out of the teacher, she was pretty cool, but I enevitebly got kicked out of that school
And finally, Andrew locks dsmbballman's shock or freeze thread:
I'm going to lock this thread, which will essentially freeze the discussion. I don't think that will come as a shock.
this took almost all day, holy crap. well, thats it for 2005!
It's a shame dsmbballman had the attention span of a goldfish being fed crack, if his posts were longer they would've been funnier I reckon.
