Whats for Breakfast

Yo.......This morning I woke ready for my usual breakfast. I go in the fridgerator there is no milk. However there is like 20 boxes of cereal, what a waiste. So I decide to make a nice bowl of Oatmeal, there is another problem, there is not enough sugar for a bowl of Oatmeal. I swear I am going to batter my wife tonight!!!!

So what did I do...........I made the Oatmeal any way and used some Juicy Juice to sweetend the Oaks....Then I grabbed me a ice cold Budlight, watched Ellen D, One of these days Im going to bang her, sat back looked at some porn, read the bible, made a few prank calls and then I ate 7 hotdogs. No buns, no catch up, no musturd just hotdogs. I grabbed my favorite chair open up the blinds to my patio door and watch this poor sun of a Biatch build my Deck.

The Oatmeal was great, but when youre watching Ellen Degenerous poop on a stick would be good.
Anyway, Im really pissed about John Madden. Nope not that he retired, Im pissed that the game is on the PC again. I swear I will not spend $60.00 for that game. Im also pissed about the lack of sugar and no milk. Well Breakfast was good.

For breakfast today I had 1 Naprosyn, 2 Zithromax, 2 Voltaren Rapid, 4 Omega-3 and a can of Red Bull. I am pretty sick atm.

I had a bowl of sugar and milk.

Specifically Fruit Loops and skim milk.

Homemade chicken tortillas with greek sauce, onions and tomatoes.

Nothing. I rarely eat breakfast. I sacrifice breakfast for sleep.

Oat meal and some boiled eggs. I flushed all down with green tea.

Yo.......This morning I woke ready for my usual breakfast. I go in the fridgerator there is no milk. However there is like 20 boxes of cereal, what a waiste. So I decide to make a nice bowl of Oatmeal, there is another problem, there is not enough sugar for a bowl of Oatmeal. I swear I am going to batter my wife tonight!!!!

So what did I do...........I made the Oatmeal any way and used some Juicy Juice to sweetend the Oaks....Then I grabbed me a ice cold Budlight, watched Ellen D, One of these days Im going to bang her, sat back looked at some porn, read the bible, made a few prank calls and then I ate 7 hotdogs. No buns, no catch up, no musturd just hotdogs. I grabbed my favorite chair open up the blinds to my patio door and watch this poor sun of a Biatch build my Deck.

The Oatmeal was great, but when youre watching Ellen Degenerous poop on a stick would be good.
Anyway, Im really pissed about John Madden. Nope not that he retired, Im pissed that the game is on the PC again. I swear I will not spend $60.00 for that game. Im also pissed about the lack of sugar and no milk. Well Breakfast was good.

This is either the best post ever or the worst.

Of course it's awesome. He's the goddamn Blacksmurf. He has more incredible posts than the rest of NLSC history combined. (Mike Davis excepted.)

Of course it's awesome. He's the goddamn Blacksmurf. He has more incredible posts than the rest of NLSC history combined. (Mike Davis excepted.)

Sarcasm it is..

Not really, and Blacksmurf knows it, I've been loving him for over a decade now.

He's a truth-teller.

I wish all of our Christian posters were like Blacksmurf.

I wish all of our Christian posters were like Blacksmurf.

That was a hint to me?

Stop flattering yourself.

I wish all of our Christian posters were like Blacksmurf.

That was a hint to me?

Sure. Coz you're the only Christian here.

In Blacksmurf we trust. More videos and stories please.

i ate beef loaves and ham with some rice and milk. just the way i want it.

sat back looked at some porn, read the bible

I wish all of our Christian posters were like Blacksmurf.

+1 here. Plus, he appreciates lesbians. He's more christian than Pat Robertson will ever be.

Mine was some canned tuna, rice, and juice.