Well, I didn't do cybersex but I convinced this one girl on Facebook Games (it matches you up with random people on Facebook to play games)
I had this conversation with this girl over a game of pool.
KevC: go watch ratatouille
Girl: o really is it good?
KevC: yeah
Girl: even for a cartoon
KevC: it's very deep and adult
KevC: I actually work for Pixar
Girl: really?
Girl: no way
Girl: how old are you
KevC: 24
KevC: I helped on a lot of the animation
Girl: thats awesome
Girl: must be a great job
KevC: most of the times
Girl: sounds like fun
KevC: a lot of it is just manual labor
KevC: rending and stuff
KevC: pixar's fine but disney people make you do crazy stuff
KevC: *rendering
Girl: haha like what?
KevC: well, like with a joint project like Ratatouille the Disney people make ridiculous demands
KevC: they locked us in a room with 3 rats and a plate of cheese for one night
KevC: to study their movements
Girl: hahahahahahah
Girl: hahahahha
Girl: thats funny
KevC: it wasn't that funny when they strated biting
KevC: those little bastards are vicious
KevC: so the cute depiction in the film was not very accurate
KevC: which makes me mad because then what the hell was the point of that excercise
Girl: really?
Girl: hahaha no way
Girl: omg that sucks
KevC: yeah, but it's okay
Girl: sounds better than doing clerical work though
KevC: yeah
KevC: some of us put in little sexual innuendos here and there hehe
Girl: haha really no way
KevC: yeah look for them when you're watching the movie
Girl: haha ok
Girl: god it sounds interesting
KevC: I mean, for one, the rats' noses are very phallic
Girl: haha i'll look for that
KevC: the supervisor of texture rendering is also very anti-semitic
KevC: and he included hints of Jewish crimes throughout the movie too
Girl: hahahaha
Girl: god the things you never see and realize when you're watching the movie
KevC: there's this one scene where the rats are hanging from a rat poison shop
Girl: lol
KevC: totally ripped off of a picture from the holocaust
Girl: omg
Girl: thats terrible
Girl: wow
KevC: yeah that guy's an ass
Girl: i'm actually kinda curious about the movie now
KevC: but he pays for everything so we can't really say anything
Girl: true true
Girl: don't wanna piss'
off the boss
KevC: right
Girl: lol
KevC: yeah there are rats as jews connections all over the film
Girl: really?
Girl: jesus
Girl: i think i'm gonna see the movie
KevC: the rats infestation is an allegory to how the Jews destroy honest business men only to replace them with their own corrupted corporations
Girl: not cuz i don't like jews or anything just cuz i'm a little curious
Girl: you serious?
Girl: thats terrible
KevC: yeah..
Girl: so like are you going to be in the credits?
KevC: I should be
KevC: look for me
KevC: we have tons of animators so it'll be hard to find
Girl: awesome i will
KevC: I mean I'm like one of the fifty Koreans in the movie
Girl: lol
KevC: they actually pay us less because there are so many of us
Girl: cuz there's so many koreans?
KevC: yeah
Girl: not
KevC: it's like cheap labor for them because we are skilled but there's an abundance of
Girl: no way
KevC: I mean, we're still paid more than we'll ever be in Korea
Girl: thats not fair
KevC: so can't complain
KevC: they can ship us back whenever they want
Girl: you serious?
Girl: you're not a citizen
KevC: that's where we get our visa
KevC: oh no
KevC: work visa
Girl: oh i see
Girl: that sucks
KevC: I just speak english well because I grew up here
KevC: but then had to move back because of visa problems
KevC: and pixar issued the work visa
Girl: omg
Girl: thats terrible
Girl: why dont' you apply for citizenship
KevC: well I need a green card first
KevC: I'd have to do a few more projects for cheap before Pixar lets us
Girl: i see
Then I got kicked off from Facebook for some reason. I'm not as funny as Bloodninja but I still thought it was funny. :dontknow:
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